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    Bard Bowman's not the type to give up on his dreams easily, but when DJ Smaug's dirty tricks leave his family band stranded in Denver with a forfeit fee the size of Mt. Everest crashing down on their heads, there's really nothing to do but drink about it. The last thing Bard expects is to meet a beautiful stranger in a similar predicament -- and the last thing either of them expects is a rescue.

    Luckily for them, Thorin Oakenshield's feeling heroic this evening.

    A companion to Show Me My Silver Lining, through Bard's eyes!

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    There is painful and then there is watching Thranduil and Bard not getting laid. The peanut gallery takes action.

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    At White Stag Tea, Bard has found somewhere he can settle in to write, keep cozy with a delicious cup of chai tea, and listen to the dreamy tunes playing over the speakers. Oh, and pine after the handsome shop owner working behind the counter.

    Thranduil's Playlist: it’s hard to be in love with a bard

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    It might be uncommon, but Bard knows it’s not unheard of for humans to share a single night of passion and part ways in the morning – or if not to part ways, then at least never to meet as lovers again. Apparently it’s unheard of among elves, because the first letter that arrives from Mirkwood, two weeks after the elves’ departure for their forest, is significantly less businesslike than expected.

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    In the year 1977, following a tragedy that upends his life, former emergency-room physician Thranduil Oropherion purchases a sprawling, centuries-old estate in northern New Hampshire, planning to ship his children off to boarding school and waste away without ever being seen again. His plans go awry immediately thanks to Bard Bowman, the caretaker of the estate, and as an unlikely friendship blooms between them, Thranduil finds himself slowly coming back to life.

    His house does the same.

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    Summary: Tilda decides she hates her Dad doing her hair so the young girl runs away to Mirkwood and goes to the King so he can braid her hair for her.

    eventually Bard finds out and takes a trip to Mirkwood after not being able to find his daughter for two days when he does he ends up falling for the Elf King like he did months before during the Battle.

    so I literally came up with this idea last night it was going to be a onehsot but then I wanted do wrote a story for it because this is one of my Favourite ships from the Hobbit.

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    Bilbo press-gangs Bard to write some poetry to woo Thranduil. Fortunately they have some help.

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    Bard knows he’s not quite human, nor that his children are. Accidents of the magical sort are too common in his household to be so. So, when their households mix, things are perfectly set for interesting times under the mountain.

    In between the merriment, however, a sinister shadow is preying upon them, biding its time to strike. And when it inevitably does, things will never be the same again.

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    Nori is having a fancy dress party in the pub for his 18th birthday; Bard really doesn't feel like joining in, but when Thranduil appears, he rather changes his mind.

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    Thranduil's murderous ex-boyfriend is still on the loose, and although he's safely hidden inside Bard's house, there's not much for him to do but think things over. Out of all the things on his mind, there's only one he really wants to think about.

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    Initialement pensé comme un recueil de one-shots. Cela peut changer en cours de route. :)
    Personnages principaux/relation ciblée : Bard/Thranduil.
    Les textes sont librement inspirés de la trilogie "Le Hobbit" réalisée par Peter Jackson.
    [Titre temporaire : ce n'est pas mon point fort en écriture et j'en suis navrée.]

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    Recently Bard and Thranduil have been my favouriue ship and Thranduil and his kids (Tauriel and Legolas) and Bard and his becoming a family is adoravle so here you go some randomsoneshots about two gay single dads and their troublemaker kids.

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    Bard and Thranduil begin to figure out how 'being together' might work for them. It's going to be complicated...and then the world gives them a very big shove to get on and sort themselves out.

    Sequel to It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like...

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    It’s Thursday, and the first photoshoot is underway after a few days of touring. Will Farmer!Bard survive?

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    Lucius Malfoy the only son of Lord Abraxas Malfoy and his wife Grace, heir to the most ancient and noble house of Malfoy, beloved by his father everything was perfect for the small noble family. That was until a few months after Lucius's birth, Abraxas tragically passed away mysteriously by Dragon Pox.

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    Between Bilbo’s sad-puppy, pleading face and Thranduil’s total nudity, there’s nowhere safe for Bard to look. Bard looks up at the ceiling, ignoring Bilbo’s frantic elbowing and the sound of charcoal scratching paper coming at him from every direction. Coming to this class was a mistake. All of this was a mistake. Bard let his lust for fancy groceries get in the way of his common sense. Never again.

     

    The one where Bard goes to figure-drawing class, levels up his art skills, and falls hard for the model.

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    Эльфы приходят в Озерный город, принося с собой революцию: безмолвную и практически бескровную. В центре всего этого Бард, который понятия не имеет, как его жизнь докатилась до такого.

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    – Не смотри, – рука опустилась на глаза Сигрид, закрывая ей взор, и её куда-то мягко потянули, не давая смотреть на кровавую картину и слушать предсмертные выдохи людей бургомистра.

    – Дядя Трандуил, – тихо произнесла Сигрид, с наслаждением вдыхая запах лесных трав и благовоний.

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    Бард уже много лет работал на этих напыщенных индюков, но лично никогда не встречался ни с кем из лесной братии, пока однажды не заметил эльфа, наблюдающего за его работой. Эльф становится чем-то постоянным в его жизни, и они оба медленно начинают привязываться друг к другу.

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    – Как они тебя называют, человек? – спросил эльф.

    – Я не думаю, что должен отвечать на этот вопрос, – проворчал в ответ Бард.

    Эльф приподнял брови в удивлении.

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    Bard was hoping to talk to Thranduil while the kids play in the park, but Oropher is there.

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    Out of all the coffee shops in all the college towns in all the world, the customer with the most terrifying drink order on the planet had to walk into Bard's. Or: Thranduil courts death by caffeine and Bard at the same time.

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