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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    667,930
    Chapters:
    130/130
    Comments:
    573
    Kudos:
    1055
    Bookmarks:
    256
    Hits:
    122982
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    Max needs to write an essay about the differences between predators and prey. Billy is her primary source.

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    “I used to chase you all over the house in San Diego. Jesus, you screamed so loud when I caught you.”

    A shiver runs through him, has his pupils shrink to black points as he focuses on her. Shifting closer again, Billy backs her into the decorative bamboo of her headboard.

    Not really meaning it, Max says with a tremble, “Billy, stop.”

    He just keeps backing her up, though, adds with his fangs gleaming, “It was better when Dad and Susan weren’t around. Don’t you remember? Nobody around to hear you scream for me to let you go.” His wild eyes flash to the supple fur of her throat. Another shiver runs through him, like he’s reliving the memories. “I definitely remember getting your neck under my teeth.” Blue pins her down with her back flush to the headboard. “You’d go limp and just pant real hard, all still like. Do you remember? Max?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    163
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    So, in the last three-ish weeks Link went from being aimless and scared of what lay ahead, to meeting a strange and lonely monster, to almost becoming a virgin sacrifice, to being aimless and excited for what lay ahead.

    -/-/-/-

    A continuation of Blood Moon Rising by MissGillette

    Updates every Thursday until it's done or I'm not being quarantined any more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,124
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3635
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    You knew he'd come back.

    Sequel to THE DEVIL'S MARK.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,043
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1013
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    Angel wants to fool around, so he starts loving on Husk...only to be ignored in favor of a book. What lengths will he go to to get Husk's attention?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    363
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    Cyril is caught awake late into the night by Lady Rhea, and is put to an extra job before he gets to throw in the towel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    458
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    Some people just know they're going to hell when they die.

    Some people are just crazy enough to want to go to hell when they die.

    This is the story of one such crazy woman... one Dyveke "Demonjeger" Van Helsing. Most people just call her 'D' for short, but usually not for long.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,624
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    7078
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    Stiles found a magical board game in the Hale vault which he convinces the pack to play. The game turns out to be a perverted, reality-altering game that is going to turn their worlds upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,742
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    21359
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    Ninetales: The Fox Pokemon. Very smart and very vengeful. Grabbing one of its many tails could result in a 1000-year curse.

    Because of the actions of her father, young aspiring Trainer Mina has been unwittingly cursed into the service of Pokemon. As far as curses go though, Mina would say it's more of a blessing.

    *Roughly follows the plot of Platinum, but allowances for Pokemon in later gens have been made*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,627
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    520
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    28702
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,199
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2836
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    Windblade crash lands on an unknown planet and gets a new pet after getting a pain in the aft (quite literally) and her pet is the one and only king of the dinosaurs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,418
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
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    Thanos last act before he is killed is to force Omega Tony Stark through an unstable Portal to an alternate world. Tony finds that this new world treats omegas in a totally different way to his own.

    The Avengers of the new world use the alternate Tony Stark to replace their own seriously injured Tony Stark.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,145
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    358
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    27511
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    ‘Do all demons walk around naked, or is it just you?’ Jiang Cheng blurts out, and immediately, he wants to smack himself. It isn’t like him to ask questions like that, dammit! Those are the types of questions his shameless brother would ask, and Jiang Cheng has shame!

    Except, apparently, when it comes to hot demons.

    Damn, he probably should’ve figured that out earlier.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,448
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    4183
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    Pennywise wants to give you everything you can take, and even more than that. There's no stopping until he's satisfied.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    772
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    Seven was born and trained to be used, and was quite used to it by the time his Master fell into poverty and he was faced with the prospect of starving to death. So he runs away and tries to make his way in the world.

    But in human dominated space, all an Elf can do to make their way is use their cunt, and people are far more creative than he ever gave them credit for.

    (or, just. abuse an alien elf :3)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,182
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4876
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    Soobin hunts Beomgyu (and catches him.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1036
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    A cat and his boyfriend in the Meiji-era countryside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,712
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    693
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    I was so mad that another Catradora fic just ended when it was getting good that I wrote my own that actually finishes properly

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2947
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    ‘So,’ Wen Qing says, tapping at the sheaf of paper in her hands, ‘Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?’

    Jiang Cheng raises an eyebrow, and then slumps, leaning forward to let himself sigh forlornly. ‘Good, I guess? Does it even matter.’

    Wen Qing shrugs, and then says, ‘Good news—there’s no damage to your cultivation whatsoever. There’s nothing as far as I’ve found. It’s just a couple of additions—nothing that will affect your daily life. Much.’

    ‘And the bad news?’

    ‘Well,’ she says, rearranging her papers and setting them neatly onto the desk, ‘It’s permanent.’

    Resisting the urge to growl at her, Jiang Cheng twists Zidian, resting on his finger, while the damned cat ears on his head twitch in agitation.

     

    (or, where jiang cheng gets cat traits and goes into heat while 3zun are there to help him.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,513
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    3165
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    Dimitri doesn’t want the house to be nice for Felix. He wants it to be perfect. It should have long, wide shelves with cushions for lounging, a climbing bed with places to hide Felix’s hoard, a tree house, like the glorious one Felix wasn’t allowed to play in. He deserves more than just a shell of a house, and Dimitri should be the one to give that to him.


    After lion-hybrid Dimitri invites his cat-hybrid boyfriend, Felix, to move in, he unintentionally lands in DIY hell as he tries to create the perfect living accommodations for Felix. Help arrives in the form of his deer-hybrid neighbor, Claude, but as the project intensifies, so does the attraction between the three of them.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,464
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2332

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