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The Dead Should Stay Dead by nonbinarytaylorswift
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
18 Mar 2024
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After the wedding, Beetlejuice manages to save himself from murder by Lydia's hand, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences.
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A Little Bit of Heaven with a Little Bit of Hell by FinallyOuttaThatDress
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Supernatural (TV 2005)
18 Mar 2024
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Having been around basically since the universe was created, you would think you would know better by now than to assume nothing can surprise you. During a seemingly normal stop in a seemingly normal town for a hot beverage and relaxation, you encounter a gothy teen with an interest in the occult. Next thing you know, you've found yourself mixed up with a family made up of a real estate agent, a life coach, a goth girl, the ghosts of a millennial couple, and the ghost with the most (just ask him). On top of trying to hide your angelic nature, you are combatting the demons relentless, awful flirtation and advances, which definitely aren't growing on you in the slightest. Will this be just an unusual stop in your endless wandering? Or will you find yourself as attached to the house and those that "live" in it as its resident ghosts?
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Getting allowed back into the Deetz’ household was the easy part. Dealing with the everyday life living with two goths, a goth, a crystal freak, and a stuck-up breather was the hard part. Especially with all the stupid rules, Barbara had instead they implemented. No more killing or maiming or harming. Where was the fun in that? Things got a lot more complicated when Beetlejuice discovered that rules weren’t the only new thing he had to get used to. There was the casual touching too. It was strange and breathtaking and so goddamn overwhelming.
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Little Black Dragon by Wiz_is_bored
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989)
16 Mar 2024
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Lydia, an until recently well cared for domestic dragon, has decided to go feral. Beetlejuice, a feral dragon himself, reckons it will be funny to watch her try. And Adam and Barbara Maitland are getting increasingly concerned about the two winged idiots that keep stealing from their birdfeeders.
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You Could Use a Buddy by FullmetalDevil
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989)
13 Mar 2024
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The Maitland/Deetz household settles into a new normalcy of co-existence while things may not always be what they seem. The Netherworld has other plans for the household as not all loose ends were tied from the 'poltergeist incident'. Punishment must be served and bonds broken and forged. One who was scorned lurks in the shadows seeking to destroy the delicate ties between both worlds. A bullseye has been painted and now protections must be given.
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Bring Him Home by ChequeThePortal
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (1988), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Feb 2024
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What if Lydia grew up and changer her name to Joyce after she got divorced, wouldn't that be neat. And what if, hypothetically, something were to happen to her son and she needed some sort of paranormal help? If only there was someone she could call...
Beetlejuice would absolutely love to be in Stranger Things so I set this up to put him there. Also I love Winona Ryder.
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- English
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- 3,892
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 55
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Getting Better by severaltoads
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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Barbara teaches Beetlejuice how to be less murder-y before he is allowed to see the rest of the family again.
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House sitting by soggynewspaper
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice: The Musical The Musical The Musical
26 Feb 2024
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In need of money, you agree to house sit for a friend while they go on their honeymoon. What they didn't mention is that the house is haunted by not only the previous owners,
but also a self proclaimed 'ghost-zombie-Jesus' who wants nothing more than for you to say his name.
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WORK REQUESTS(Closed requests) by FlamingManticore987
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies), The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
26 Feb 2024
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I making this for you guys to request fics. Please read 1st chapter to see guidelines.
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Friends in the Dark by TheDarkCongress
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Pump Up the Volume (1990), Beetlejuice (1988)
25 Feb 2024
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Nora's parents suck, and Lydia is digging her own grave--they might be in over their heads. Can Wednesday save these kindred dark souls before they self destruct?
In the background, Morticia and Gomez are in love, Grandmama makes friends with the Maitlands, Pugsley wants to meet Betelguese, and Mark Hunter (A.K.A. Happy Harry Hard-on the Pirate DJ) keeps in touch through letters.
The Government is always watching.Series
- Part 1 of The Addams Effect
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- 7,891
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Lydia gets her period and Beetlejuice takes care of her.
(Now including art!)
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Incorrect Quotes by Val3r1a
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Ride the Cyclone: A New Musical - Maxwell & Richmond, six the musical
15 Feb 2024
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Some Incorrect quotes..all of them in one page!!
THIS IS ONLY THE MUSICAL
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Reposting again, just because I'm starting to become obsessed with this musical and this ship again.
Just some beetlelands stuff I wrote a while back!
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Where You Are Is Where I Belong by ZanyTrash
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989), Beetlejuice (1988)
10 Feb 2024
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Lydia's aggressively normal life has fallen apart at the seams and landed her back at home with her parents. A chance discovery in her old bedroom leads her to dig up long-forgotten memories of a shadow that haunted her childhood, and sets her strange and unusual life on a new course - until a dangerous new threat emerges to jeopardize her happiness.
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Slack Up Your Rope, Hangman by moonbunnyblues
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
09 Feb 2024
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The blinding, unforgiving midday heat is enough to raise blisters on the skin. Looking out over a crowd of folks booing him, calling for his demise, probably should have had some kind of emotional impact. On the occasion of one’s death, after all, one does expect tears. Flowers, laid out in lace, dark veils and coal black clothes, a few muffled sobs from those further back in the funerary procession, unable to contain themselves. Instead he’s met with the dusty faces of former neighbors and strangers alike, all eagerly waiting to hear the exact tone and pitch that his neck will make when it snaps.
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Blood of the Covenant, Water of the Womb by Wiz_is_bored
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
08 Feb 2024
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Twin siblings Lydia and Lawrence ‘Beetlejuice’ Deetz have always been considered weird kids. But they never knew just how weird until the day their parents sit them down and tell them that only one of them is human.
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How to Talk So She Will Listen, and Listen So She Will Talk by moonbunnyblues
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
05 Feb 2024
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There is an acceptable limit to all things. And Charles has reached his limit on grief.
It's lingered heavy on his shoulders, settled like bricks on his head, and every weary step he’s been taking, the past few months, has sunk him further and further into the ground, the weight on him so seemingly physical that dressing in the morning has been a frequently completed impossible task. Everything feels impossible, and yet it is done, because it has to be, because the world doesn’t stop for one dead person, no matter how much you cry about it.
Lydia will have to learn this soon.Series
- Part 5 of Office AU
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The House on the Hill - Vignettes of Life by FreshlyJuicedBeetles
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989)
05 Feb 2024
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The daily life of the Deetz/Maitland/Shoggoth family.
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Unbound by AntagonistApothecary
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - All Media Types
31 Jan 2024
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For Lydia, it’s been 15 years since the almost wedding. While it is still a traumatic point of her life, she has moved into adulthood. She has a career, an apartment, and a cat. Life is okay, all things considered.
For Betelgeuse, it has been 15 years of punishment and torture.
Unthinking, Lydia summons him and heals him in more ways than one.
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Caught by stitcheduppup
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989)
28 Jan 2024
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Lydia hid the fact that she was dating Beetlejuice from her family. What happens when she gets caught kissing him and her parents want answers she isn't quite ready to supply.
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- Part 11 of Beetlebabes Oneshots