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    “I can tie a knot in the stem…” He said slowly, leaning against the bar top. “A double knot, actually, but who’s counting?”

    Louis’ breath hitched, a sign that Harry wasn't the only one invested in this. “Prove it.”

    With a smirk, Harry bit the cherry off the stem. He swallowed the fruit before licking his lips, taking the stem into his mouth. He watched Louis watch him, trying to look as sexy as possible as he knotted the stem with his tongue. Thirty seconds later, he grinned in victory as he pulled the double-knotted stem from his mouth, placing it down in Louis’ palm. “I’m very talented.” Was his only explanation.

    Louis looked at the stem and back up at Harry, shaking his head and laughing. “You’re unreal.”

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    that one fic in which harry loves attention, louis is a little guarded, and nothing (including arranged hookups, surprise munches, margaritas, vegan food, mutual (unnoticed) pining, and new career moves) can keep them apart.

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    Arthur and Merlin are the best of best friends, which is why Arthur lets himself be talked into pretending to be Merlin's boyfriend for the evening. It's only supposed to be for one night, to get that asshole Cenred off Merlin's back, but as it turns out, Arthur maybe likes the role a little too much.

    Written for Pornalot 2017 Bonus Challenge #4: Fake Relationships and Forced Proximity.

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    A regular day with the Avengers is interrupted when a space ship belonging to the Maw, Son of Thanos, appears over New York. This kicks off an adventure for Steve and Tony, who are separated from the rest of the Avengers and have to work together to find out what's going on. Meanwhile, Steve’s sure that his crush on Tony will not at all be tested by this turn of events.

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    When Yoongi thinks about it, really gives it genuine thought, it's possible that Park Jimin isn't the worst person in the world.

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    (Or, Yoongi and Jimin get off on the wrong foot.)

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    Draco Malfoy, Head of Veela Affairs at the Department of Magical Beings, does not do people favours.

    Harry Potter, recently turned werewolf, is not “people” – not to Draco anyway.

    Does Draco plan to fall in love with Harry when he decides to help him? No. Does he end up falling in love with him anyway? Pft, what do you think?

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    Katsuki remembered the first time he had failed to save someone, watched helplessly in horror as an elderly man had been crushed beneath the girth of a thrown car. He had already propelled himself forward to grab a small boy when he noticed, too late, the car fly by overhead. Two other heroes had been on the scene at the time and had assured him.

    There was nothing that could have been done.

    Most of class 1-A had already gone through a similar experience. The only one left with a clean track record in the rescue department had been Deku.

    Well, except for today.

    A slowburn fic where Kacchan tries to convince Deku to take advantage of the grief counseling provided for free to heroes experiencing their first failed rescues. Lots of flirting. Healing their relationship comes first. The romantic bit where they fall helplessly and stupidly in love comes after.

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    "Do you think this is still a training exercise, or did we just get our asses handed to us by actual bad guys?" asked Clint.

    Tony, Steve, Clint and Bruce spend quality time together in a cave. Tony does not build another arc reactor (even if he sort of needs one). Steve is all Protective Leader. Clint is terrifyingly good with a knife. Bruce bleeds and snarks. There is banter and embarassing amounts of schmoop and the boys get very touchy-feely.

    Written for the cap_ironman holiday fic exchange (I'm late posting it here).

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    Izuku should’ve listened and known and watched out for this so he wouldn’t be here, in this position.
    But he is, and everything is awful.

    In which Katsuki and Izuku pretend to be a couple to avoid journalists, the plan backfires magnificently because of course it does, and the act goes on. Includes feelings, pining, domestic fluff and jealousy.

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    Mike tries to ride his bike home through the rain. Harvey doesn't approve of the prospect of an associate with a cold. They figure out a way to deal with it.

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    Taehyung levels Jimin with an unimpressed look, finally picking his mug from the table. Pressing his mouth against the warmed porcelain, he says, “Your roommate is probably involved in some dangerous gang shit,” then he pointedly takes a long, long drink.

    Jimin opens his mouth to deny that, maybe even laugh, because really? Really? Min Yoongi, introverted computer engineering senior who appears to have no friends except for the beanpole of a man living in the room across theirs, involved in gangs? It’s so unrealistic. Except—

    Except.

    It perfectly explains why Yoongi has an anti-super agenda. Oh my god.

     

     

    [or: superhero fan jimin and possible gang member yoongi (spoiler: he's not) are roommates. they spend winter break together.]

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    Jaime Lannister’s entire acting career has been built on playing reckless cads and heartless villains – ever since a scandalous death on his first film, Kingslayer, was quickly hushed up at his father’s behest. Nearly fifteen years later, acclaimed director Olenna Tyrell has announced her retirement: after one last film, Oathkeeper, inspired by the mythic story of the Long Night. She wants Jaime to do what he does so well, play into his on-screen persona and off-screen reputation, and be a villain for the ages in her final film. But to make sure his infamous ways don’t interfere with production, she requires his personal assistant to keep him on the straight, narrow and sober. Brienne Tarth, in her first job on a film set, finds herself tasked with keeping the impossible Jaime Lannister under control …

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    Mark just wants to be a regular teenager. Or as regular as an eighteen-year-old sharing his body with a demon can get. And unfortunately for him, Donghyuck loves making things complicated.

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    On the afternoon of February 22nd, 2019, fourteen dicks were spray painted onto Tony Stark’s property. Shortly thereafter, Clint Barton was accused, convicted, and banished from the Avengers compound, despite a distinct lack of physical evidence that he committed the crime. But Peter and Ned believe there’s been foul play.

    This story follows their investigation.

    Or, Avengers Vandal: a Cockumentary by Ned Leeds & Peter Parker

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      IM FUCKING LOSING IT EVERYTBING ABLUT THIS FIC MAKES ME WANNA MCFUCKING LOSE IT

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      “Aww,” Steve says with a smile. “I didn’t know you had goats, Thor.”

      “Ah yes,” Thor confirms, “they have saved me many times. Whenever I am famished after long voyages, I cook their flesh and eat them—”

      A collective gasp issues from around the spectators. Peter in particular looks horrified.

      “Serves them right…” Clint mutters.

      “—and in the morning, rearrange all the bones and skin to resurrect them with my hammer,” Thor concludes brightly.

      “Well shit,” Tony remarks.

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    Loki wants to talk, but something’s making him nervous. He wants to ask a favor, but there’s one problem. Tony just wants Loki, and it’s the easiest thing in the world

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    A new family just moved in next door to Tony’s house over summer break, and everyone is more than happy to welcome the Odinsons into their community. But when things start to go amiss in the neighborhood, Tony suspects the youngest son might have something to do with it.

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    'Crowley put his now-empty glass aside and sat up. Time to throw caution to the wind. “I’ve wondered, sometimes, what it’d be like to kiss you,” he confessed.

    In Aziraphale's bookshop, in the early 1990s, Crowley takes enough liquid courage to ask Aziraphale for a kiss. Now with a sober follow-up!

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    Konoha has fallen to Danzo, and Sakura has fled far away...right into the arms of the Akatsuki. Who would have thought that life as a missing nin could be so liberating?

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    Namjoon is back in Seoul after living abroad for seven years. When he left, Jungkook was just Seokjin's awkward 15-year-old brother who had crush on him. Well, he's not an awkward 15-year-old anymore.

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    Harry meets Draco for the first time in the employee break room on a boring Wednesday morning and they immediately hit it off. Chance encounters turn into dates, and dates turn into feelings.

    Oh, yeah. Draco's also Harry's boss. Harry has no idea.

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    James Bond wants to know his Quartermaster's name. So, he asks a second time, in a roundabout spy way.

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