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    Yoongi is part of that three percent population left without a soulmate word. It doesn't matter if he falls in love, because love isn't meant for people like him.

    (Then he meets Seokjin.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    1430
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    Kent Parson has found himself in the afterlife. With an unexpected soulmate at his side, he's looking forward to spending the rest of eternity enjoying the bliss of The Good Haus...right?

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    English
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    2,551
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
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    11
    Kudos:
    29
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    3
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    211
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    There’s only so much Henry can take before he breaks, and when he breaks, a car made of ink is born.

    Language:
    English
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    4,014
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    385
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    Priest G!Sans/Reader
    Based on ElicitSin's Priest G!Sans design.
    Controversy inducing relationships. A hidden club under the guise of a hip uptown bar. An awakened thirst for revenge.

    You are a rebellious teenager who works a part-time job in order to support your single mother. You normally don’t attend church by choice, but your mum manages to convince you to visit just this once for one reason only; There’s a new priest in town, and he’s not human.

    Language:
    English
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    91,288
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    518
    Kudos:
    542
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    9861
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    The Gaang are hiking through a forest as part of a school project. Mysterious happenings happen, and they get separated.

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    English
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    2,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    After leaving SOLDIER many years ago, Angeal meets up with an old friend.

    Language:
    English
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    2,548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    3
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    35
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    We were bored, and we aren't sorry. Our six skeletons are forced together through AU shenanigans and form a dysfunctional family as everything hits the fan. If they can stop fighting for more than five minutes, maybe they'll survive it!

    Language:
    English
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    5,386
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    60
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    UF!Санс ссорится со своим братом и не знает, что ему делать. В конечном итоге он попадает в UnderTale вселенную, где встречает чертовски добрых Санса и Папируса.

    UF!Сансу придётся разобраться со своей депрессией и новообретёнными чувствами к двум другим скелетам.

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    Русский
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    36,556
    Chapters:
    12/44
    Kudos:
    5
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    149
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    You are an artist with a dream of one day becoming a famous children's book illustrator. You moved to Ebott four years ago after graduating. With the help of your best friend (and now roommate) Tony, you set up a small business for yourself, a shop/studio, where you could sell your work and teach anyone, who wants to dive into the world of art. You like the way you live and wouldn't change anything in it.

    So what are you supposed to do, when you find yourself in a bar your bestie and his coworker dragged you to and, most importantly, how do you deal with this tight feeling in your chest every time you look at the bartender?

    Language:
    English
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    1,190
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    134
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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

    Language:
    English
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    99,625
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    353
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4165
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    A really short oneshot about Adrien's puns and Marinette's suffering. Post reveal.

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    English
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    501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    697
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    Shirabuttstuff: So, what's the point of this groupchat anyways? You guys don't seem to be actually talking about setting. Ever.
    Sugarmama: The point is to talk about our feelings
    Sugarmama: They're bitter, nasty and salty feelings but we sure do talk about them anyways ( ゚ヮ゚)
    KageyamaTobio09: The point for me is to learn more from Sugawara-san and Oikawa-san
    KageyamaTobio09: Also, so Hinata will shut the fuck up when I tell him I have other friends and he doesn't believe me
    Yahababe: The point is to get blackmail material on everyone else.
    Oikawaii: what the hell Yahaba-chan
    Oikawaii: you dont get anything good if you tell them that!!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,480
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    460
    Kudos:
    1145
    Bookmarks:
    182
    Hits:
    15038
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    Clint is heading off on an op, how does Phil make sure he's remembered while Clint's away?
    In which Phil is a bit sneaky and Clint has a slight meltdown.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    540
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    Puns I find for Chat Noir

    Language:
    English
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    26,732
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1774
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    Four years after saving China from Shan Yu, Mulan’s life had practically returned to normal. But when the Emperor requests her help, she finds herself drawn into a different sort of adventure: With the help of Shang, the trio, and the mysterious Senka, they must protect the Empress and her daughters as they go into hiding from China’s newest threat. [Sequel to Daughter of Death]

    Series
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    English
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    14,105
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    177
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    Jin really shouldn't be surprised, Namjoon was always doing stupid shit like this.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
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    1
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    238
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    Shuri can't stop the snark...and it just might be contagious.

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    English
    Words:
    228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    513
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    Phil is a porn editor.
    Dan is a porn star.

    You know how this ends.

    (contains as many terrible porn puns as I can think of)

    Language:
    English
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    3,322
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    660
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    Everyone has his or her own kind of happy endings, no matter who you are. Well, it's the same for demons too. Elizabeth's older sister believed to be dead, unexpectedly and suddenly ended up appearing at the Phantomhive manor, four years after her 'death'. Who knew she was destined to be with a demon?

    Language:
    English
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    88,222
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    632
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    Hunk sighed, ‘Listen, we’re not questioning how cute you are,'
    Lance beamed. Hunk was truly an angel sent down from heaven to cut out society’s negativity.
    ‘I’m just questioning the sanity of your plan.’
    Scrap that, Hunk was just like all the others, a tollbooth on the highway to love and Lance was broke.
    ‘Y’know what,’ he announced, glaring at the rest of the table before taking a swig of his drink, ‘imma do it anyway.’
    Watching Allura present the table ahead of them with their food he pulled himself up to full height in his chair. As soon as she turned toward him, he threw a hand to his head in a swoon and leaned hard to the left, falling dramatically to the floor.
    ‘Oh no!’ He cried, back of his hand resting on his forehead and eyes shut like a damsel in distress, ‘I think I’ve fallen for you!’

    -In which Lance tries to impress Allura with a terrible, terrible, pick-up line and ends up causing Keith to fall over (for) him!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,578
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    175

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