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    When Hope wanders the halls at night and runs into Josie, she wants to know what the note said. Hope won't let Josie walk away until she gets an answer, but what if she has more than one question to ask?

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    The Hamilton Crew are forced to watch a musical about one of their own.

    Chaos ensues.

    (Takes place in my Week they Never Speak Of series, in which Washington invited Alex and Thomas to spend a week with him at Mount Vernon after the publication of the Reynolds Pamphlet and Phillip's death. Features an Alex and Thomas friendship, as well as Washingdad being a dad! Reading the other one shots is not required, but highly recommended.)

    REINCARNATION AU HAS BEEN POSTED!

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    A series where the demigods get involved in the Battle of New York and the Avengers are appropriately confused, impressed, and concerned.

    I know people always say that they're bad at summaries but I genuinely have no clue what to put here so like. Read and find out?

    There's a discord. If you ever feel the inclination to scream at me you can drop by. Greek Mythology Nerds

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    A minute later, a slightly disheveled Richie swung open the door, grinning a little manically and gestured grandly for Went to enter. Went huffed a laugh and shut the door behind himself gently, so not to spook him. And then, because he was a bit of a bastard and couldn't help himself said, "Sorry to interrupt."

    Predictably, Richie's face flushed hotly. "Uh," he mumbled, his eyes wide. 

    "Relax, kiddo," Went chuckled, ruffling his hair. "It's about to get much, much worse. I'm here to give... The Talk."

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    The jury summons arrives on a Friday.

    “You have to get yourself disqualified,” Alex says.

    Kara frowns. “What about my civic duty?”

    Her sister ignores her. She’s on her phone, already finding her an out. “Your occupation should qualify you for an exemption,” she discovers. “It says here, if you’re full-time military, or a firefighter, or a cop—”

    Kara holds the letter up for Alex to read. “They didn’t summon Supergirl,” she says. “They summoned Kara Danvers, freelance food critic and full-time reporter.”

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    In which no one escapes jury duty, not even superheroes and celebrity CEOs, and when Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor end up in sequestration, well—the defense submits that there's more than one type of civic service.

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    Angels have never been big on the whole gender thing. Back in the day ("the day", of course, being the sixth day, when humanity was just coming into creation), there was none of that - there were Angels and there were Mortals, and there was no use defining anything further than that. The two first mortals were given the capability to reproduce because, quite frankly, life would be awfully boring if there were only two sentient beings on the planet at a time - and some angels cautiously followed suit, self-actualising into forms they preferred, whether it included a broad stretch of shoulders or a delicate waist.

    Lucifer, predictably, grinned past the bitterness in its throat, the knowledge that the angels could only choose due to the freedom that it fought for, due to Samael's sacrifice - and then delighted itself in playing with the concept, chewing each pronoun to savour the taste, tying its robes in every which way and delighting in the different words each mortal used for it.

    [ or: Neil Gaiman confirmed that Lucifer uses any pronouns - if you must use pronouns - and I, being me, applied it to the version of the character he had the least say on. Enjoy. ]

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    It's all the rage these days to go out and play those live real-world map based games that are always advertised in the internet.

    This game is refined, adventurous, and all about leveling up and ranking to the best of your ability. Your status is everything to one another these days. Can't go past a monster or human without being asked, "Hey, what's your rank?"

    Somewhere along the way, aiming to the next location to find treasure and level yourself up to a higher status, a tall skeleton with a heart of gold boldly insists to escort you into the night to finish your quest safely.

    But in the end, did you actually find your treasure following your journey? Or was it standing at your side all along, boasting a crop top and gloves?

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    You and your friend decided to go on a trip to Italy. While there you find yourself in a bit of a predicament. One that catches the eyes of the three Dons of the Luminous family. Now you and your friend are stuck in Italy with a few problems. At least there is Gelato.

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    Blake and Yang get home from a formal event and things get heated

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    The first time was a fluke. The second time, okay, there were extenuating circumstances. However, a third time? This was getting suspicious.

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    Jason keeps dying. He becomes more acquainted with the other side. Nobody really knows what's going on.

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    Cross is only using the Bad Sanses in order to get stronger. He can’t allow himself to get attached. His father is still out there, most likely plotting some new scheme with Ink and Cross can’t allow himself to be complacent.

    He has three rules: train as much as possible, don’t let his guard down, and don’t get attached.

    The Bad Sanses, however, seem to have no regard for his personal rules and keep dragging him into their shenanigans. Despite himself, Cross finds himself breaking rule number 3. He’s always been a bit soft.

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    After an unfortunate accident with a remote (thanks a lot, Jungkook), Namjoon finds himself stuck inside a real-life version of “House of ARMY.” Now, if he wants any hope of making it back home, he’s going to have to live the life his female alter ego, Namsoon, has always dreamt of. In between learning how to pass as a teenage girl, studying for exams, and uncovering the identity of his secret admirer, can Namjoon handle Soon’s k-drama life? Or will he lose his heart along the way home?

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    what are you afraid of? the advertisement demands.

    can you make it to the end of the virtual reality game that exploits your darkest, deepest fears and uses them against you?

    jimin thinks he can, even though he is afraid of almost everything in the book. he is determined to finish the game despite his roommate hoseok's worries. but more than anything, jimin is determined to make it to the final level and get into the exclusive 'winner's circle.'

    so when jimin gets paired with a strange player with a strict 'no personals' rule, he finds himself in an awkward position. how is he supposed to beat his fears with user pluto97 if he can't get close?

    gamerAU!
    fearAU!

    This is a work of fiction. No characters or events portrayed in this book are related to BTS or any existing virtual reality game.

    Warning. Contains profanities, mature concepts, various phobias, and soup. Lots of soup.

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    After the Blue Spirit frees the Avatar from the Pohuai Stronghold, Admiral Zhao captures Prince Zuko under suspicion of treason. Isolated from his Uncle and his crew, Zuko has only one ally: the chatty prisoner one cell over.

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    “Are you kidding me Stillinkski?” Derek huffs. His eyebrows scrunch endearingly and his eyes slice daggers in Stiles’s direction.

    “What? Who doesn’t love a snow day on Easter?” Stiles casts his staff around to gesture to the…general splendor of kids frolicking outside with hats and gloves and sleds and boots. And sure, the parents are grumbling about snow in April, so what? It’s super fun, and fun is what kids should be having on Easter. In Stiles’s opinion, at least.

    “You need to butt out of my business Stillinksi.” Derek growls—he’s sending his minions to dust off snow from the tops of hidden eggs. Pinks and greens and purples peaking through the sparkling landscape. Stiles thinks their colors contrast nicely against the white dusting he bestowed on the day.

    Thank you very much.

     

    Or...The Rise of The Guardian AU

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    "Solace, you say? Well, my dear fallen friend, in Hell, solace comes with a price."

    “What kind?”

    “How about... your soul, my dear.”

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    Blake nervously gives into Yang's request for pain play, but finds that she might be a little more into it than she expected.

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