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"Once Upon a Time there was a Queen.
She was known throughout the farthest reaches of the land, and in the deepest trenches of the sea. To all above the waves, there was none more adored and revered than Queen Andromeda. A warrior seemingly summoned out of thin air in the realm’s greatest time of need. A savior from the very stars themselves."
Juno and his brother Benziten have heard the story of Queen Andromeda, the star's champion, and her defeat of Lord Draco's army of sirens their whole lives. Until she vanished, and took peace with her. Thankfully the legends also spoke of the key to her power, a mystical item called the Eye of Storms. What had been his legendary obsession for years comes to change his life now as an adult, when his brother is kidnapped in the name of finding the Eye by a group of pirates. Juno manages to insert himself into another pirate crew's journey for the Eye, the crew of the Carte Blanche. They're after the Eye, and if the people who took Benten are too then that's where Juno wants to be. Even if certain things make him start to want to be there for other reasons...like a man he just can't place with a past he's dying to know.
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When the First Thing You Did is Get Left Behind by Lo_AndBehold114
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
08 Feb 2024
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None of her friends or neighbors could find fault in any of Sarah Steel’s actions.
“Such a shame,” they could offer, or perhaps “You did the right thing.” Or later, when Sarah’s back was turned, “I couldn’t have done it.”
And Hyperion city grew used to the image of Sarah Steel, both arms laden with a child instead of just the one. Of bright, smiling Benzaiten Steel, an enviably easy child, sweet and pleasant. And in her other arm, stormy and frowning Juno Steel, with the tongue that couldn’t tell a lie and gold eyes that hurt to stare into for too long.
(“I’m glad it wasn’t me,” other mothers of Hyperion city whispered. “I don’t know what I’d do if it were me.”)
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For as long as Peter Nureyev can remember, he’s been able to see ghosts. It was a useful skill for a kid on the streets of Brahma but he has since found limited use for it within the rest of the galaxy. That is, until he meets Juno Steel and his twin, undetected by the detective for two decades.
A friendly ghost can be very useful for a lot of things, such as cheating at cards, being an invisible lookout in an ancient Martian tomb, or even as an emotional translator for his grumpy twin. With Benten now along for the adventure, it changes the course of Juno and Nureyev’s lives, from their very first meeting, all the way to the fight against the THEIA for the soul of Hyperion.
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- Part 1 of Ghost Ben
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Benzaiten Steel lives, despite Sarah Steel. He has to deal with the person he is after. He hopes he likes that person.
or: A Benten Lives AU where his altercation with Sarah did not leave him unscathed, mentally or physically.
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When Palomine left, Sarah knew it was coming. A part of her did wish for the fantasy of something truly epic, but that didn’t mean she believed in it.
Stories were just that. Stories.
That didn’t mean that she didn’t miss him when he went. His regality, his poise, his manner of speaking. Palomine. She wondered if she could have loved him, too.Sarah Steel and Palomine Aurinko may not be in love, but that doesn't mean they don't care for one another. Their children bear the consequences of who their parents are, and Sarah struggles with her fantasy versus her reality.
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- Part 1 of Vox Penumbra
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“Now, darling, if you’d be so kind, I’d quite like your name and a bit more of a guarantee that you aren’t going to attack us before I have my dear brother here unchain you,” Buddy intervened, stepping forward. Her bow was still slung over her shoulder — visible, but not readied. Juno and the rest of The Carte Blanche knew well how fast she could swing it into position with an arrow notched and aimed, but from the way this woman looked at Buddy, it seemed she got the idea. Her eyes were wide, mouth slack, her whole body beginning to unfurl.
Except- that wasn’t fear. Juno hadn’t seen that kind of fear from this woman yet. And now certainly wouldn’t be the time to be afraid, not after they’d armed and healed her-
Oh.
Ohhh.
A Critical Role campaign 1 AU for the crew of the Carte Blanche.
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- Part 3 of Vox Penumbra
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“I’d say it’s a pleasure to meet you, but we both know you’d rather be somewhere else.” Buddy chuckled as she came up to them. “I promise I’m not here to make your lives more difficult. Father will do that enough on his own. I hope I can be your friend, not your warden.”
“Is your name really Buddy?” Benten asked. It was the first thing either of them had managed to say since leaving Hyperion. Juno wanted to laugh, but it didn’t make it out of his lungs.Juno and Benzaiten leave their home behind and discover something new: their big sister, Buddy. The past eats at them, and they pay the price for their nostalgia.
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- Part 2 of Vox Penumbra
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- 3,887
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You Can Be Their Super Steel by alwaysyourqueen for hydrobates
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
20 Jul 2023
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My name is Juno Steel. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for the past year and a half I have been the one and only Spider-Man.
I’d say I think you know the rest, but I know you don’t.Juno's life changed when he became Spider-Man. He didn't realize just how much it could change after that.
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- Part 1 of The Amazing Spider-Steel
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Juno Steel provokes with words and fights with fists.
But his mother, he can never lay a hand on.
If only she felt the same way about him, then perhaps he'd choose kinder words to say to her. -
Juno Steel and The Rabbit That Wasn't by ItIsMe_TheBug for indrid_colds_sunglasses
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
09 Mar 2023
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Sometimes you think the universe is giving you a pet you can’t handle, but really what you get is a new addition to a family you never thought you’d have.
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What if Small Fry wasn’t just a mutant sewer rabbit, but after some accident, became a tot-aged mutant sewer rabbit? Well, then Juno and the Crime Family would have to face their biggest job yet: Parenthood.
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- Part 1 of Bug's "Small Fry Is A Baby" AU
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Juno Steel: Game Over by valproate_semisodium
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast, Spy Kids (Movies), The Matrix (Movies), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Oct 2022
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“There's levels to this thing? Like a video game? What the hell, why would you send her in there without any backup?”
“It was dangerous. But you refused to cooperate.”
The platform hit the floor and so did my stomach. I could have prevented this.
“There is still an answer Juno. You find Rita, help her retrieve the source, and get out together. Do I have your cooperation?”
I glanced at Rita, suspended above a glowing table in the middle of the room. Wires snaked from her skin to all kinds of machines, and a feeding tube sprouted from her mouth.
I'd never seen Rita this still. Even when she naps she snores and rolls around every five minutes. Hell, sometimes she even talks. I once had a whole conversation with her before I realized she was fast asleep at her desk. If it weren't for the shallow rise and fall of her chest, I would have thought she was dead.
I clenched my teeth.
“Fine.”Juni Cortez's opening monologue in spy kids 3-D reminded me of Juno, and so this was born. Juno steel, private eye, stars in spy kids 3-D: game over, with some backrooms, podracing, and the matrix mixed in for good measure.
I will update tags along with the chapters.
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18 years ago the Princess Juno was kidnapped but he dreams to leave his tower and one day explore the outside world
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There are far too many people in here. That’s the main thing Juno was thinking. It was a bit hard to think with all the alcohol flooding his system, and that’s about the best he’s got. He was being jostled left and right, taking elbows to the ribs, stumbling toes scuffing his boots, and a frankly ridiculous number of drinks sloshed on his shirt. He’d lost count by that point.
The bars he’s used to are much less populated, though he supposed this was more of a club. And he shouldn’t be surprised, either. Cass had told him it was going to be loud, he just hadn’t been quite prepared for how loud.
At least they had alcohol.
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- Part 1 of Juno Steel #Herstory
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Sarah Steel has been dead for almost two decades now, yet her ghost still haunts Juno.
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In her grief and despair and rage, Sarah looked at her son and said, I hope frost takes root in your bones.
Vignettes from a world where a curse leaves you unable to feel warmth, a thief is both a man and a dragon, and love is sunlight on frostbitten hands.
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The tower was a spire of black above the forest, indistinguishable from the surrounding briar to the untrained eye. Whether the stone was dark to begin with or scorched by the great beast within was a much more pressing matter for Peter Nureyev, the armor-clad thief who drew ever closer to the dark monolith and his prize within.
Updating daily!!
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Mick Mercury and the Choco-Cookie Caper by NeitherEverNorNever
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
16 Jul 2020
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It's the heist of the year for the King of the Freeway and his friends Juno, Sasha, Benten and Annie. Objectives have been set, distractions have been planned, and now they just need to execute their theft.
The place: the high school pantry. The goal: the school's well-known Choco-Cookies.
As usual, shenanigans ensue.
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This is the story of how I died.
Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story. And the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a lady named Juno.
(Beware of the tags! This is definitely Darker than Tangled [but also 100x gayer so])
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Frozen AU
Sarah Steel was many things, but she was not magic. So how was it, she wondered as she raced through the forest, that one of her precious babies froze his stuffed animals when he sneezed. How did he lower the temperature in a room when he cried, and why did it snow when he got sick?
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Every Time Juno Steel was Given a Valentine’s Day Kiss, And Each time he Returned the Favor