14 Works in Bad Parent Lán Qǐrén

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    “I came out,” Lan Zhan said in that quiet, sad voice of his that always broke Wei Ying’s heart.

    The words hung in the air for a moment.

    The sound of the rain wasn’t enough to dampen the way that little statement screamed through Wei Ying’s mind. For some reason, the words didn’t quite register. It was like his brain was glitching, screeched to a halt, slammed right into a brick wall because surely he’d heard wrong. He almost opened his mouth to ask Lan Zhan what he came out of because there was no way that those words meant what they would mean if Wei Ying had said them. Wei Ying was perhaps the most openly, loudly, unshamedly queer person on their entire campus, and Lan Zhan knew that. Lan Zhan who Wei Ying had assumed was straight. Lan Zhan who had never even hinted that he was into anything but women. Lan Zhan who liked Mianmian.

    “Ah,” he responded, like an idiot.

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    Omega Wei Wuxian is to be mated into the Lan Clan where every aspect of his existence is to be controlled by rules quite literally set in stone.
    He walks into the mating feeling hopeless. He has no expectations of happiness or even comfort.

    Will he be able to find a light at the end of the tunnel before his spirit becomes too broken to fix?

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    Overnight, one of Lan Zhan’s song is posted to the internet without his permission. It might not be a problem, if it were any song, but that one...

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    When people begin to come and go from the formerly abandoned manor that Wei Wuxian haunts, he dares to hope that finally, finally, someone will inhabit the room in which he's bound and he'll be able to feed. He's so close to starving, in so much danger of fading to oblivion...he can't face that. He's not ready. And maybe he doesn't have to be, because the moving people have set up his room as a bedroom...but he shouldn't get his hopes up.

    If there's a permanent resident on whom he can prey, everything will be fine...but he shouldn't get his hopes up...

    Footsteps approach his room, and stop outside the door...but he shouldn't get his hopes up...

    "Wangji, here's your room," says an unfamiliar voice...but he shouldn't get his hopes up...

    ...and the door opens...and it's a kid.

    Fuck.

    He knew he shouldn't have gotten his hopes up.

    Or: the one where Wei Wuxian is the horrible amorphous tentacle monster that lives under the bed...and Lan Wangji might just be worth starving to protect...

    (See author's notes for more explanation of the major archive warnings)

    Kinktober Day 7: rimming or breeding or Tentacles

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    Lan Qiren finds himself in the miserably unenviable position of asking Wei Wuxian to rescue Lan Wangji’s mysterious betrothed from the wicked clutches of the Yaoguai of the Mass Grave Mounds, commonly known as the Yiling Patriarch.

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    5 things that did not send Lan Qiren into qi deviation, and 1 that almost did.

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    Lan Qiren is many things. Unfair is not one. Or at least, that’s what he always believed. But maybe, with Wei Wuxian, he’s a little unfair.

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    character study of wwx by lqr

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    280
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1970
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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan return to the Cloud Recesses after their elopement. Lan Qiren has things to say. Not every old man can accept obsolescence with dignity.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    473
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    61
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    "What?" Jingyi stopped short, almost tripping on the step. He didn't know either disciple well, as he had been away so much over the past year night hunting. He supposed by "them" the guard didn't mean Sizhui or any of the juniors. Jingyi jerked his thumb back at the two figures in dark robes behind him. "This is Senior Wei Wuxian. He's our night hunting teacher. You have to know that. We had a problem with a bad curse, and he's injured and Senior Wen Ning is helping him."

    Adamant, the guard said, "He is not allowed in until the first snow."

    ***

    This story takes place before, during, and after the previous story in the series, "hills and rivers are waiting"

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Wei Wuxian returns to the Cloud Recesses, and he and Lan Wangji work to understand what that means.
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    It has been five months since they parted when Jingyi clatters onto the patio of the Jingshi, barely slowing from his dead run before he enters.

    “Hanguang-jun,” he pants, “Hanguang-jun! The cliffs beyond the western watch-tower — the sentries heard a flute!”

    Wangji’s world narrows to a single point.

    Wei Ying.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    2/4
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    Bookmarks:
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    In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshan are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    In which Lan Qiren and Jin Guangshao are conspicuously terrible, Lan Wangji decides to fake-date Wei Wuxian about it, and literally no braincells are consulted.

    Language:
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    Words:
    33,438
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    2262
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    4947
    Bookmarks:
    1581
    Hits:
    37050
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    Podfic of "you've ruined my life (by not being mine)" by cicer.

    After spending a semester abroad with Wei Ying, Lan Zhan is resigned to never seeing him again. But a surprise text message may change all that.

    (In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan develop a text correspondence during their senior year of high school, and Lan Zhan is in serious danger of developing Feelings.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48
    Chapters:
    2/15
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1045
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    After spending a semester abroad with Wei Ying, Lan Zhan is resigned to never seeing him again. But a surprise text message may change all that.

    (In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan develop a text correspondence during their senior year of high school, and Lan Zhan is in serious danger of developing Feelings.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    132,703
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1565
    Kudos:
    2633
    Bookmarks:
    925
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    35862
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    ‘Don’t indulge in pleasure,’ was perfectly comprehensible - at fourteen Lan Wangji already knew that that meant no second helping of stew, even if you were still hungry, and definitely no more little cakes, your mother should never have made those for you to try in the first place.

     

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    Or Five Times Lan Wangji learnt something about sex

    Language:
    English
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    9,139
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    1187
    Bookmarks:
    192
    Hits:
    9267

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