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    classic A/B/O. my own tiny tweaks here and there. izuku is the only male omega in the school. izuku MUST find a mate before his 21 B-day! he has 2 months and izuku has had it with angry explodi boy. can explodi boy redeem himself and show that he TOO can show love?! with the help of his best bro and his squad, katsuki WILL BECOME THE ULTRA ALPHA!. with the clock ticking and other alphas in the way, explodi boy will do whatever it takes to win the heart of his deku!. meanwhile deku tries to be a strong independent omega who don't need no alpha!...but he's legally required to have one. CAN KATSUKI GET THE OMEGA HE LONGS FOR , BUILD A NEST AND HAVE PUPS IN HIS FUTURE!?

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    In the wake of the Narcisse, Reid's apartment is a crime scene, and he has a week off, whether or not he wants it. It's like Seven Drunken Nights, but not...

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    21/?
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    Aizawa suggests there be a Class 1-A group chat.

    This? This is the worst idea ever.

    Or: Class 1-A is seriously gay, depressed, and memey, and that's exactly why they love each other.

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    8/?
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    Ymir's pursuit of the head cheerleader has nothing to do with warm fuzzy feelings or mushy insides or how birds suddenly appear every time she is near. It is purely physical. Obviously.

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    12/?
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    T'Challa is a very bad guest. Arguably, M'Baku is a very bad host, too.

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    1/1
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    Taehyung and Yoongi were childhood friends, their dads were best friends since the first year of high school. But unlike their fathers, they develop a special kind of friendship.

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    You've just moved into the city to be closer to work. Everything is going great, when you meet a pair of skeleton brothers, one of whom is tall and soft spoken...and injured and bleeding in an alleyway. And to thank you for driving him back home to tend to his injuries, he's taking you to dinner? Is this a date? Is it really a date?!

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    Mei was sure this wasn't what her boss had in mind when he sent her on vacation. She knew her sense of direction was terrible, but really. How did she get lost on her quest for ice cream and end up breaking into an abandoned apartment? Not to mention that she had somehow been roped into hosting a fundraiser by friends of the dead owner.

    Adding the cherry on top, a charming hacker was slowly turning her world upside-down and really, she didn't sign up for falling in love.

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    Monika wasn't the most top notch of coders, being a beginner and all. But all it took was a small hiccup, a glitch in the system and suddenly--

    "Well...what do you think this is?"

    "Supercalifragilistic-existential-crisis."

    --two NPC's gain the lovely gift of sentience.

    "So, what do we do now?"

    "What all newly created protagonists do, fuck shit up for the plot!"

    (No chapters posted, but please tell me if you want to see this idea play out in the comments!)

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    The Detroit Become Human crew decides to start a group chat. Chaos quickly ensues. Shenanigans and weird shit, basically.

     

    ~obviously a crackfic~

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    A collection of one-shots containing oodles of hilarious, unmentionable, and down-right rude jokes. From tongue-in-cheek, double entendre to taboo. No character is exempt from the rude, crude, and totally uproarious adult gags. Find out in Deku Unscripted. {AU} READ at your own risk!

    Update on 8/1/18: The Closet (Izuku makes a deal with a cheating Toshinori.)
    Update on 8/4/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode I) (A collection of small stories.)
    Update on 8/15/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode II)
    Update on 8/18/18: Short Stories in Short Stories (Episode III)

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    It should have been a normal night of drinking between 2 friends, but some asshole had to crash into a power pole. Now my best friend and I have landed in Thedas like every goddamned cliche out there. Coreypheus is coming and I opened my big mouth and gave away that I know everything!
    But I'm finding that it may not be an accident and Coles words echo in my head. "You are Freedom, he is Peace, a part of him." What does that mean? Is everything connected? Why does Garrett Hawke keep looking at me like that?

    (Follows the 'Canon' or 'Default' story. The HoF was a Female Dalish Warrior that made the Ultimate Sacrifice and Hawke was a Male Mage who sided with the Mages against Meredith.)

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    Jungwoo's account is a flop, and he knows it. Lucas is well loved, through what he sees in the comments left under of one of his posts, and he knows it. Jungwoo has a hard time expressing lust like a normal person, and he knows it. What his headass doesn't know is why, out of all of the thousands of posts about Yukhei, the model himself decided to comment on one of Jungwoo's posts that was captioned, "Look at his crackhead looking ass, damn stfu. Nobody wants that on their timeline. Ugly ass noodle head." With the simple sentence that quaked the inner workings of Jungwoo's dumbass, "DM me?"

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    Avery is the middle child of Rhett and Ellie Winston and she didn't expect the summer before her senior year to be so eventful but thanks to the arrival of Zac, a man who takes up the ad to help on her father's farm she is proven wrong.

    Zac on the other hand came to Georgia to help his brother out like he has been doing every summer for awhile now but this summer well he got more than he bargained for out of it, thanks to the farmer's daughter.

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    26/?
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    Also known as 'what Dutch and D'avin got up to while Johnny was away'.

    Eight minutes left if you count the time they wasted. Ten seconds to survive in deep space. However they look at it, they can’t deny they are falling together through gravity, stuck in each other’s orbit for as long as it takes. Enough is enough. Tonight is Reckoning Night. Tonight, they love for love’s sake.

    A lot has changed since their post-Utopia dalliance, and while John is away finding himself, it is getting harder and harder for Dutch and D'avin to resist each other, especially as Dutch's obsessive search for a Hullen artefact threatens to tear them both apart. This is the story of nine times they wanted each other, but couldn’t (or wouldn’t) get it on, and the one time they did.

    New chapter every week while season 4 is airing.

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    Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
    --
    But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
    "I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."

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    Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?
    Shirogone: No.
    Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.
    Lancelot: And an asshole.
    Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.
    Allurk: An immigrant.
    Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?
    AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.
    Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.
    Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    Kogayne: This is homophobia.

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    Ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes of a show?

    What happens between actors?

     

    Well you've come to the right place.

    Autumn and Ashley are new to the set of 'The Originals'. They've been filming with the shows cast, for the first season.
    The whole team loves Ashley and Autumn, and decided to make their characters... Skyler and Scarlet as regulars on the show.

    Follow Autumn and Ashley, or Scarlet and Skylar... through their time with 'The Originals'. Going behind the scenes, and dealing with the real life issues the actors face away from the camera.

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    98/?
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    2
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    Dick replays the last thing he said in his mind. Oh shit. “I meant, shut you up. Technically, since I'm a dick and you're the asshole, I could do the former, but uh... maybe buy me dinner or a drink first. I don’t usually put out on the first date.”

    “That’s a lie and you know it.” Jason takes out his lighter again and lights the cigarette he somehow managed not to bite in half. “You so put out on the first date.”

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