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    In short: Even is an escort and a rentboy, Isak is a rich punk. They fall in love. Mikael is involved somehow.

    This is a lot like Signal, but dark and tragic.

    Keep an eye on the tags, there is likely to be more.

    Evak endgame!

    See the notes for more.

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    The Beau Monde Society is an exclusive club. Only the height of society are invited, and you need connections to get in. When a threat is made against the prime minister (never mind which one) and ISIS is contracted to intervene, they need someone on the inside to get the job done. Of course, the Devil has connections everywhere. In an ill advised (and lust driven) maneuver, Mallory Archer recruits one Lucifer Morningstar to the team. Needless to say, throwing our favorite fallen archangel in with this particular mix of people only seems to bring out the worst in everyone. Will they be able to get the job done or will everything fly apart at the seams? Expect action, insults, colorful language, puns, innuendos, misunderstandings, chase scenes and gun fights. Because what spy caper is complete without these?

    Early season 3 of Lucifer. Archer-verse is AU with their time in ISIS being in modern day to line up with the Lucifer-verse timeline. Otherwise canon compliant.

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    Baz Pitch used to fight demons. Now he fights teenagers. Ten years after killing the Humdrum, saving the day, driving into the sunset with Simon and arguing about New Wave, Baz still loves vinyl, sweet coffee, David Bowie (and sometimes Simon Snow). But now he hates his family, tomato plants, lesbian crises, being asked when he's getting married, and Simon Snow’s dad music. Part two of the Rebelverse. Still crazy after all these years.

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    Four adventurers strung together by fate and money make their way to help find the long lost Wave Echo Cave, but dangers lurk everywhere. Here's hoping that they make it out alive and sane enought to enjoy their rewards- and hope that those rewards won't be the friendships they found on their way.

    I played the "Lost Mine of Phandelver" Adventure with a bunch of friends and decided to turn it into a story as a gift for one of them. Weekly Updates

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    pipes: brain cell coming through
    irisbest: can you believe hartley admits to having no braincells
    babybibibi: honestly shook
    pipes: ‘tis a meme
    oliverqueer: great cisco ruined hartley
    transco: it’s an honor
     
    (continuation of in the middle of the night, in my dreams)

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    Poor Sherry has her work cut out mediating the others in her group chat. All she wants is for everyone to be friends, but they have different ideas.

    Suggestions and ideas are welcome!

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    After, once again, the Earth was almost destroyed, some things are left over to address. Amethyst's confusing emotions, for one. She doesn't know what to do with them. Can she admit to herself what's really happening? Or will her and Pearl be back to square one, back when they were just distant teammates?

    [WARNING! Spoilers for Steven Universe: The Movie ARE present!]

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    Adachi fucks your mouth while being a generally rude dick.

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    Modern Girl falls into Thedas (yawn). Except this one doesn't know who Solas truly is, has no bad ass training to make herself useful, and may or may not have very poor humor. She still tries to find ways of helping while also weirding out nearly everyone.

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    A fic following Faust's daily life as a doctor, and the many bizarre cases he encounters.

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    After a sudden attack wipes out his entire crime faction, Seungyoun is going to need some help if he wants to get revenge on the vampires behind it. He seeks out an old friend for help who never wanted him to live a life of crime, and together they enlist the help of nine others to save their city from ruin.

    (Everyone is aged up a bit to the same age so that it makes sense, but there is no 18+ content ft. the maknae line. They just get to swear and fight as much as they want).

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    Imagine how much their lives could have been changed over the course of 11 months instead of 11 days... An "extended" version of Mystic Messenger featuring a more well-defined protagonist and a 'route' that goes through more than one characters' storylines, with changes to create a better flow, ultimately resulting in something that reads as a companion to the 707 route with stops in the other routes on the way through to the secret endings. Reset theory does NOT apply.

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    Will reflexiona sobre su novio, la novia de su novio, y el apo-casi-lipsis.

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    A young hunter shoots down a bird only to find out it's not a bird.

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    Jade, as the class rep, creates a group chat for the lustrous class to communicate and discuss about homework. Phosphophyllite and rutile come along and destroy her plans using memes and bad poetry. Phos changes the usernames and shit ensues

    I decided to make their school an all girls school because i think they look like girls, I mean their design and voices all look and sound like girls, so I decided to make them all girls ^~^
    I'm writing this through a phone so spelling might sometimes be a little off.
    Other than that, enjoy this fic
    Not beta'd we die like men.

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    It had certainly felt intimate with Gabriel[...]

    But at no point during the exchange did Beelzebub’s heart beat.

    Gabriel’s heart had beat. They’d felt it when they laid their head upon his chest. They thought that was normal for an Angel, a being of love, until Gabriel declared in his brazen confession that it had never happened before, and it had only happened for them.

    Beelzebub’s heart didn’t even poot. There was nothing. Just an empty, hollow shell. No glowy love feelings. No uncontrollable desires. Just a clear head, a physical response, and a fun way to pass the time.

     

    Beelzebub and Gabriel continue whatever it is that they are. A Beelzebub POV.

     

    **This is a Sequel to my previous story The Rest Of Me Wants To Meet You.
    It's not strictly necessary to read that one first, but it is referenced here sometimes.

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    I've been have a few mild inconveniences stopping me from my work. So Here's a story about a living puddle of ink whom I have zero information about dealing with his own inconveniences.

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    "Do you remember what you did to Gordon when he investigated Kristen Kringle's disappearance?"
    Ed nodded; he would never forget his first steps on the way to becoming the Riddler.
    "I want you to do something similar to me this time."
    "You want me to frame you for a murder?" even saying that out loud seemed preposterous.
    "Yes. And after today I know just the right pawn to remove from our game."
    ___

    An entirely canon-compliant version of what happened to Penguin and Riddler during the six months after the fight with Bane, explaining what led to their imprisonment and how they spent ten years before the Batman arrived.
    Important note: I refuse to believe that such a powerful super-villains just sat still for a decade and did nothing to escape or turn the incarceration into an advantage. Gotham didn't pause for ten years waiting for Bruce Wayne, and I'd like to describe some scenes that I suppose could've happened during that time.

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    Who knew meeting a group of skeletons could lead to so much change in your life?

    You did, that's who. And yet you let it happen.

    [title might change]

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    She stared right into the bright golden mask of a knight, their armor tarnished by splatters of blood and other gore the Princess tried not to notice, lest she give reason for her stomach to spill its contents. The Knight was speaking to her in low tones, but the thudding of her own pulse prevented her from understanding the words. After taking several deep breaths, the Knights words started to become tangible.

    “You are safe now my lad-” Delete, Delete, Delete
    “It’s going to be alri-” Deeeeeellllleeettteeeee
    “Are you-” DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

    OR
    The story where Blake is a writer and Yang is a gay mess.

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