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    Izuku Midoriya is a problem child through and through. He is quirkless, and constantly gets into fights with his peers, and worst of all – he always wins, even when the other kids use quirks. He is still a meager, shy and soft-spoken child, but whenever he gets into a fight all of that vanishes.

    In truth, Izuku Midoriya has a quirk, but when he finally realizes, its too late to stay a child. After all, you cannot fight your nature.

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    Or Izuku has a quirk that forces him to win fights.

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    Below are rough outlines of the Arcs in the story. That said, don't skip anything since there are references made in later chapters to earlier events.
    Chapters 1-2 Pre-prologue
    Chapters 3-9 prologue proper
    Chapters 10-26 Revenant Arc
    Chapters 27-63 Private Hero Arc
    Chapters 64 - 103 Events of Anime Season 1
    Chapters 104 - 152 Sports Festival
    Chapters 153 - current Internships

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    717,098
    Chapters:
    172/?
    Comments:
    3380
    Kudos:
    2322
    Bookmarks:
    437
    Hits:
    129987
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    Requests are always open:
    No sexual age play, messing/scat/poop, vomiting, suicide/suicide attempts, double penetration, breathplay, pet play, female-recieving anal sex.

    18+

    Please be patient! I have a long list of requests at any given time and I work on them at a timely pace to the best of my ability 💜

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,084
    Chapters:
    87/200
    Comments:
    736
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    26172
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    An illtempered, intelligent nobullshit lady falls into the world of Red dead redempton 2, but the year is1889, the past and the present are mixed up together makeing it hard to get a grip of what's to happen and what's to come. Our lady of the story is called Joey and falls into the Van der Linde gang, and meets the man she hates, Dutch...but she is determined to find her happyness in this odd world of past and present.

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    English
    Words:
    21,648
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    163
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,112,491
    Chapters:
    251/251
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    950
    Kudos:
    1810
    Bookmarks:
    440
    Hits:
    291483
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    With the Detective Prince on their tale, the Phantom Thieves didn't expect a boy in a coma would unravel a deep history about Akechi Goro.

    Au where protag isn't leader of the Phantom Thieves, or and Akechi is nicer maybe?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,467
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1144
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    Short oneshots related to saying thank you and expressing appreciation.
    This book will be updated from January 1-31, 2021.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,776
    Chapters:
    19/31
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    112
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    The Hitman AU nobody really needed, but a friend asked for... starring Cor Leonis and Gilgamesh as the dream team of death vs the Glaives and their crazy madness.

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    Regis is the head of the newly established FBI unit 'Glaives'. Clarus, his faithful friend always at his side, aiding him in the fight against the ever-present threat of paperwork. Meanwhile, Drautos is trying to keep the crazy mob of his underlings on a leash, having to deal with way too much shit. But he is not one for barking - he does know how to bite. Now, enter some drama in form of missing baby brothers, a psycho hitman from the stone ages and we checked all the right boxes to be profiled as 'mad'.

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    Story updates occur on a weekly basis, if I have time between work and training also BIW.
    Characters will be added as story progresses. This is going to be a lengthy story with a relationship development at snail's pace. Because I don't do shit half-arsed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    122,289
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    425
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    Speedrunners are a rather uncommon role in the city of Distor. Although highly regarded in many cases, the job very much isn't all it's cracked up to be, Dream, Sapnap, and George know that all too well.

    Nonetheless, they're living like everyone else in a world of magic and technology.

    These three may excel in their field, but God knows they have so much more to learn.

    And you can bet your ass the people around them are going to teach them in the most unorthodox of methods!

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    A Poly Dream Team AU based off of a funky fantasy world I got the idea for.
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    [ON HIATUS]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,215
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    522
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    About one and a half year after the wedding, everything seems to be going smooth; Alec and Magnus are going strong, at home and as the heads of each their part of the shadow world.
    But maybe it's time for a change. Maybe something is missing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    227,168
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    810
    Kudos:
    928
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
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    Fukuzawa instructs Kunikida to create a group chat between all of the members in the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia. He believes it will be important to keep in touch while they work together... or so he says. perhaps he just wants to see the shit that goes down?

    Only time will tell.

    Read for a chatfic and my first attempt at one haha. I typically don't write in this style so tips and feedback are welcome!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    127,918
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    601
    Kudos:
    938
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    23652
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    De cuando Harry Potter decidió ser muy malo... y terminó salvando al mundo con ayuda de galletas y helado.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    5,345
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    60
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    Yoongi: this gc is the reason why global warming exists smfh

    Just your everyday group chat with your besties BTS except it's just filled with chaos, flirting, bad jokes and the occasional fun fact.

     

    Requests are OPEN but I'm a bit slow bc of Uni.
    ( I don't write ships though)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,582
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    875
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    Historias aleatorias que involucran varios aspectos que Hajime Isayama no nos ha mostrado de nuestra amada pareja LeviHan.

    ¡Y pensar que todo esto salió de mi imaginación...
    Vaya sorpresa!

    Estas historias son solo con el fin de entretener.

    Estas historias están realizadas sin fines de lucro, los personajes están basados en el manga Shingeki no Kyojin de Hajime Isayama.

    ¡Por fin están completos los capítulos!
    Vamos a la par con Wattpad

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    Español
    Words:
    131,343
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    238
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    Modern Girl falls into Thedas (yawn). Except this one doesn't know who Solas truly is, has no bad ass training to make herself useful, and may or may not have very poor humor. She still tries to find ways of helping while also weirding out nearly everyone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    336,081
    Chapters:
    80/?
    Comments:
    1820
    Kudos:
    526
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    22010
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    After the fight with Arias, Leon's ribs were bruised, putting him on medical leave. He decided to sequester himself to a cabin in an out of the way national forest to recover. And drink. Alcohol and nightmares are bad bedfellows, and he makes a call to Claire that has Chris showing up on little sister's rescue mission. Though it's clear Chris has his own motives for chasing down Leon.

    And in the midst of their reconciliation, something odd is going on in what should be peaceful woods. An injured young woman finds the two of them asking for help, a new monster on her trail.

    Leon only wanted some peace while Chris wanted to save a friend, now the two of them have found themselves smack in the middle of a new mission with a new virus looking to tear through the Appalachian mountains and maybe bring Umbrella back to its former glory.

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    English
    Words:
    36,698
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1077
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    He glanced towards the boarded up door to their basement, considering his Plan Z. He didn't know if it would work.
    But as more of Papyrus' blood seeped into his jacket, bleeding through his shirt so he could feel it on his bare bones, his mind was made up for him.
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    Red decides to try and rewind time to save himself and his brother from imminent death. Instead of rewinding time, however, he gets them stranded in a different universe. A universe so very different from their own, he's not sure he can stand it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    49,585
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2255
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    Usually, short, sad/fluffy stories. (Mostly just shower thoughts or those damn scenarios that won't let you sleep all night).
    You thought it was just a fandom...but it was I, Alle, writing about at least ten different fandoms, I apologize.

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    English
    Words:
    2,406
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    29
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    Give me a ship you love from JJBA and I will make a story for you. (This book is finished, thank you for reading!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,108
    Chapters:
    119/119
    Comments:
    452
    Kudos:
    353
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    11926
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    For many years Junpei Kamijou has lived his life viewed as a total looser by his peers due to his lack of confidence and so called lack of talent so much so he started to tell himself they were right. By the time he finished Junior High he considered not bothering with High school at all till his stepfather recommends he tries a school called Akademisk Academy which Junpei decides to have a crack at till he realises there's one tincy wincy problem with the school that being it's a school for Demons and a whole host of other Supernatural beings so many in fact he'd barely make it through his first day without the help of Lavinia Leviathan one the schools most popular girls.

    Now Junpei must navigate a school with many secrets, a whole of host of eccentric staff and students and many more problems alongside an entourage of friends and allies of various races all the while Junpei must battle with his own self-esteem and ultimately become the great leader he's destined to become.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    285,418
    Chapters:
    116/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2688
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    Batam and Robbinet are two pokemon heroes that saved the world together! ...But now a mystery has caught their attention, and it is out of their financial range! Will their plans on toppling down a Kecleon go right? Or will they run away in fright?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,168
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    21

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