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    Canon says, of Bester's Psi Cop internship (the year after he graduated from the Academy/high school):

    "Interned with Olivia Vong, where you showed outstanding courage under fire."

    But then we don't see anything else about that year, because canon jumps from the Liz story to the Stephen Walters|Black Fox story, fourteen years later.

    This is the missing story.

    Rated M for violence, language and trauma.

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    32/?
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    Con el inicio de las clases en Hogwarts, una nueva generación de brujas y magos llena de expectativas al mundo mágico; ¿Quién de ellos será el próximo Harry Potter? O la siguiente Hermione Granger o, quizás, en el peor de los casos, entre ellos se encuentre el siguiente mago tenebroso que amenace la paz.

    Esta nueva generación no es diferente al resto, aunque, alrededor de ellos, entre las sombras, una amenaza a su futuro se cierne. Se trata de una terrible Logia de Magos y Brujas sedientos de venganza, que durante casi un centenar de años han aterrorizado el mundo mágico, imperceptibles para las autoridades mágicas que, por enésima vez, han sido superadas.

    El conflicto está servido: ¿Quién sobrevivirá a esta nueva amenaza?

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    Español
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    2/?
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    After dying our main character, Raider, has to adapt to the adversities that living in hell brings. There he will meet new friends, enemies and a secret clone conspiracy.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    3
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    12
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    6
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    1287
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    Stuck in a Safe Room where none of the creatures in the hallway would dare enter, there's only one way to pass the time.

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    1/1
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    The Power Rangers MegaForce team is back! In a...groupchat?

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    2/?
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    11
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    Soulmates have always existed.

    Every sentient being has a soulmate mark, hidden from sight until their first moment of physical contact with their soulmate. Unfortunately, matches have been relatively rare for many centuries. Turns out there's a reason for that, and when the monsters come out from under the mountain, everyone finds out why.

    It's because a massive amount of soulmates were stuck in the Underground.

    Everyone says that soulmates are a wonderful gift from the universe, a lovely person meant for you and you alone. And while that's mostly true, it doesn't necessarily mean that your relationship will run smoother than anyone else's. It just means that you know you can make it work together.

    You meet your soulmate a few years after monsters emerge, and you know even before your first touch that you're in for a punny time!

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    8/?
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    88
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    324
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    65
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    4210
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    Recueil de drabbles et courts OS consacrés aux frères Winchester et à leur entourage. Attendez vous aux visites quotidiennes de Castiel, à pas mal d'angst fraternel, aux récits de chasse, aux occasionnels passages de Charlie et Kévin, aux bougonneries de Bobby, aux moqueries de Crowley, aux blagues douteuses de Gabriel et à une bonne dose de hurt/confort et de crack.

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    Français
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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Two friends pass the time on a train.

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    noticed a severe lack in pjsk chatfics tbh oh yeah oh yeah

    probably won’t be updated regularly just whenever I write smth silly

    little gay people in my phone!

    probably no plot literally just shits snd giggles

    also probably ooc don’t murder me I’m trying my hardest heart emoji

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    5
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    In 7th grade Red Fell moves to a new city, which means a new school and trying to fit in all over again. Unfortunately for him the only person who's not trying to shove him into lockers or steal his lunch is a nerdy little skeleton that Red wants nothing to do with. But when they get paired together for a science project, an unlikely friendship develops.

    Throughout the years, they grow closer. Sans helps Red discover things about himself and together they conquer high school.

    But then it's time to grow up, and sometimes growing up means growing apart. For Sans it seems to be no big deal, but Red can't seem to let Sans go.

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    For "Tell a Joke Day" a string of jokes, of varying quality, related to Keanu Reeves' films. Sorry, not all are in good taste!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Не успев освоиться в роли хозяина гарема с одним наложником, Куроо получает еще двух. И чувствует, что это только начало.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    After his unexpected trip to Russia and his eventual return back to America. Jim Hopper, Joyce Byers, Murray, and all of the kids make their first stop somewhere they know they're all safest at in Hawkins. The surprise twist though, is Jim bringing back his Russian guardian (of sorts) with him to America and to "the safe house".
    The surprise guest doesn't go over as well as Jim initially hopes. Something that Joyce and Murray told him would happen. But the residents of the home don't turn people away when they need help. So they allow the Russian to stay, temporarily... at least that the plan to begin with. But plans tend to change, just like people and feelings tend to do... is it for the better though? Or will this cause unwanted problems for keeping everyone safe?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    18
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    1
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    “And you know that I’ve already been compromised.” He raised his voice, hopefully loud enough for Yoongi to hear. Jeongguk finally undid the last lock and twisted the door knob.

    Jeongguk cut off abruptly as he opened the door because the figure standing outside his door was not Yoongi.

    It took a moment for Jeongguk to drink him in, to realize who it was.

    “Shock… Shockwave?”

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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    615
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    Феликс готовит банановый пирог, а скз суетятся.

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    1/1
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    Denki wasn’t sure what else to say. He was fighting back the urge to unashamedly hit on the man in front of him or ask him out, which would be his go-to. He’d made a promise to himself that he would play it cool and not date anyone for a while, and trying to start something with Shinsou was directly violating that promise.

    It was hard to fight back the urge to bite his lip and squint and deliver one of his best (worst) pick-up lines.

    “What are you doing? You have that look like you’re about to say one of those horrible pick-up lines.” Shinsou interrupted his thought process.

    “What the hell? How did you-” Astounded, Denki raised his eyebrows.

    “I’ve been on the receiving end of enough of them to know, Kami.” Standing up, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a card. “Here, this is the address for the meeting, come in street clothes. 6 pm tonight.” He tossed it onto Denki’s desk. “Save that pick-up line for later. I need to drink an espresso brewed with Redbull instead of water before I’m ready to handle that cringe.”

    Scoffing, Denki picked up the card. “Rude. Please don’t drink that, though. I’m pretty sure it might kill you.”

    “Sweet release.” Shinsou deadpanned, heading for the door.

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    1/1
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    2
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    7
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    53
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    3
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    221
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    Basically a silly ship fic based off of a comic i made about a month ago! This fic is gonna contain two chapters, first one is the set up and the second being abt Blueberry nd Cheesys "date".
    please bare w me here im aro and dont get romance and this is my first romance centered fic. this'll probably b more of a set up/context 4 future fics!
    anyways, enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
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    18
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    He looked into their eyes, “And it was the day we got married.”
    The two stared at each other in silence for a long moment before Elena chuckled. “Wow, we have a lot we need to celebrate.”

    Peter and Elena plan their anniversary

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    1,755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    27
    Hits:
    89
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    Some incorrect Quotes HimeHua

    More tags will be added later

    Language:
    English
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    83
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    13
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    177
  20. Always by Anonymous for Zy_of_Ender

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    14 Aug 2022

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    Things start slow and soft and Tubbo honestly can’t even remember what they were doing prior to this, all he knows now is the feeling of Ranboo’s hands on him, running up and down his sides as he lays curled up on his chest. Ranboo’s touches are gentle, full of affection, and Tubbo loves it.

    Tubbo loves him.

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    English
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    1,213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    574

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