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    Tumblr is a bitch, so we (mod Pro, mod Karkavicious and mod Fic) will post every NSFW art request for homeshippinglikeapro on AO3.

    The requests are problematic (non con, age gap, incest, various kinks, etc.) Please mind the warnings. Thank you!

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    40/?
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    It probably makes a difference that your Helmsman wants to die.

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    "So many sweeps you've been locked up here and you still choose to start every interaction between us trying to fight against me," )(er Imperious Condescension coos as she traces a long pink fingernail around the bloody yellow chest of Ψiioniic, "and yet in the end, like the obedient little lowblood you know deep down you are you do alwaves end up submitting, isn't that right?"

    Ψiioniic continues looking to the side with clenched teeth, only staring straight at her fuschia orbs when she grabs at his thin cheeks and forcibly turns his head forward.

    "Yes...mistress."

    )(er Imperious Condescension lets out a long chortle.

    "Good buoy."

    (Or, a drabble about another day of torture that Ψiioniic faces by )(er Imperious Condescension.)

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    Young Nanna, Jane Crocker, is the heiress to her Granny's empire. She helps heal injured cuttlefish.

    She's like a princess!

    Isn't that sweet?

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    1/?
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    4
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    21
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    2
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    112
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    What if the Helmsman lived long enough to see himself be replaced by his descendant?

    (The original story was orphaned, but I decided to keep writing it)

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    5/?
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    8
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    29
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    5
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    375
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    The Condesce is the only troll the Helmsman ever sees. Some things are inevitable.

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    15
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    What if the Helmsman lived long enough to see himself be replaced by his descendant?

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    3/?
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    3
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    The Condesce decides that she is fed up with the people in her congress and wants to find something to fill the void that not even all the power and planets that she has conquered and will conquer can fill, can she get what she is looking for? Or will this desire be what will make his reign fall due to the weight of the people he put in power?.

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    Meanwhile,... what's happening with Meenah's alternate-timeline alter ego?

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    This is a fic in which The Psiioniic has sex with the slumbering Condesce

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    u conchious, buoy?

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    104
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    1/1
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    12
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    You're a terrific pilot, and it's another night in hell.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    15
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    1
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    268
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    Massive Grab-Bag of drabbles and/or one-shots that I churned out this month. Half-here to expand my fandoms list and for nothing else. Love you guys! [INCOMPLETE.]

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    10/14
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    614
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    Everything has to end when entering the helm, but some things never change. The Psiioniic loses his limbs and his agency, his friends and his lovers, but he cannot lose his obligation to perpetuate the trollian race.

    Created for Sloppy Seconds 2020

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    33
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    8
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    498
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    After successfully extracting information from a rebel, whether he wanted to or not, the Grand Highblood is allowed to pay a visit to the Empress' favorite battery and boy toy, the Helmsman.

    The Helmsman finds out there actually are worse things than being a prisoner and glorified battery for the Condesce, he's just not sure what those worse things are.

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    Two deaths, lightyears apart, each the parallel and inverse of the other.

    Note: The wordcount is inflated due to the nature of the work skin I used. I’m not sure of any fix for this. The correct wordcount is ~415 words.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In which Handmaid is a broke college student who's hopelessly in love with Psiionic, and Psiioniic is a dorky computer programing major who is hopelessly in love with Handmaid, however, they're not good at expressing their feelings to each other because Psiioniic is so open and carefree and handmaid is very closed off and hides between at least eighty-four layers of sarcasm at all time.

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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    1
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    166
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    The Helmsman is the only troll that doesn’t love or hate The Condesce, and she won’t have that, will she?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    2
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    325
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    It's not hard to quantify pitch romance, as a concept, when you're talking about a bunch of middle-aged motherfuckers that all went to high school together. But exploring the exact impact of a healthier approach than what's typical requires some intervention. The lustful kind.

    They fucking.

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    English
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    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    29
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    4
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    1,247
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    It hurts and it binds you terribly, but you say nothing. You are wiser than to talk back to the Empress. (Toxic PsiioniicxCondesce. Angst. Dark. Sad. Happy Summer Solstice day!)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,652
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    247

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