2 Works in Baby It's Cold Outside - Frank Loesser (Song)

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    Since "Baby It's Cold Outside" is super creepy in its current cultural context, it made me wonder if there was any way to rewrite it into a more acceptable version. Under which circumstances would it be okay for one person to want to leave, and another person to use all kinds of convincing and trickery to make them stay? Here's what I came up with. It does depend on the rather unlikely scenario that the child wants to go out in the storm and the mother wants him to stay in and play video games, but hey, at least unlikely isn't creepy. :-)

    Language:
    English
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    335
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    Hits:
    5
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    Scott and Meg just had a wonderful holiday date, but as the snow begins to fall and it gets colder outside Scott has some expectations for the end of this date that Meg doesn't feel the same on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    775
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    149

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