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    "What's your name? Or shall I keep thinking of you as ‘beautiful stranger’ in my head?”
    “Perhaps a trade is in order, your name for mine.”
    “Jehan. Jehan Prouvaire. Oh, and they/them pronouns.”
    “Montparnasse, He/him.”
    “Do you not have a last name, Parnasse?”
    “Ah. Well...” He leans in closer to them, a ghost of a smirk appearing on his lips. “I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.”

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    14/?
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    67
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    A Podfic of "One Thousand Nights" by mardisoir.

    Author's Summary: "Montparnasse, angel-faced assassin, scourge of the streets of Paris, Patron-Minette’s own enfant terrible, cares little for love."

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    English
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    299
    Chapters:
    4/11
    Comments:
    15
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    7
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    1
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    Montparnasse is an excellent liar and lately he has exactly as much control over his life as he has over his words. Truly, his biggest worry these days is being randomly woken up by the jerks of friends he chooses to live with. Well, that and being bored to death. Especially on Tuesdays. Nothing interesting ever happens on a Tuesday.

    [Updates Tuesday afternoon GMT, self-contained story, but part of the Modern Means Less Miserable universe.]

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    42,744
    Chapters:
    8/16
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    133
    Kudos:
    110
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    16
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    It's been six years since Montparnasse last set foot in Paris, at first he doesn't know how he'll manage to cross the state border without stopping to die a little. As it is, Gueulemer is driving so he doesn't really have to worry much. When they stop at a gas station just on the outskirts of the city, Montparnasse takes a deep breath, opens the car door, sets foot to ground, and, surprisingly, the world doesn't explode.

    aka Patron-Minette returns to Paris after leaving six years ago and dallies in small time gigs like Art Thievery, but every time they arrive at the scene the painting is already gone AU

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    English
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    8,857
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    5
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    Montparnasse has always thought of love as a selfish thing. He’s seen what it makes people do, the sins they commit in its name. Love seems to him to be the absolute worst kind of indulgence: the sort that doesn’t cost you anything but could lose you everything.

    ~

    Patron-Minette’s enfant terrible cares little for romance, but a chance encounter with one of Éponine’s friends threatens to change that. Meanwhile, Claquesous is missing, the Thénardier family can’t stay out of trouble, and Grantaire’s pining appears to be catching.

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    English
    Words:
    101,675
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    329
    Kudos:
    256
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    3925
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    Cosette is an ordinary Parisian teenager - until one day, she stumbles across a powerful Faery being attacked by an ogre! And when she inadvertently uses magic to protect the Faery, Enjolras, she realises that she’s maybe not as normal as she thought. Enjolras invites her to attend Faery school in another dimension with him, where they become friends with three other faeries - Courfeyrac, Jehan and Éponine - and form Les Amis. But all is not well in the Magic Dimension -

    What’s the deal with Grantaire, Marius, Bahorel and Combeferre - four cute wizards from another school?

    What are Patron-Minette - a trio of witches - planning?

    And who is Fantine, the mysterious Nymph who keeps appearing in Cosette’s dreams?

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    English
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    5,237
    Chapters:
    2/22
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    Several short, but connected pieces exploring a 'casual' relationship between Montparnasse and Claquesous, both in their early twenties.

    It's basically just these two bitching at each other and making out. Because they know they have each other's backs, bitching is utterly unnavoidable and - for the time being - making out seems to work pretty well for them too.

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    English
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    6,034
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    28
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    2
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    159
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    "He is a pretty thing, isn't he?" The voice was indiscernible, as if from far away. He was faceless.

    Montparnasse choked on thick, hot scarlet, iron heavy on his tongue.

    "What's that on his shirt?" Asked another, and this voice was kinder, a note of concern blanketing the weariness that clung to every facet. What could be made out of him was almost translucent in the light of the street lamp.

    "Blood." Said the last, clumsy French slaughtered on his tongue in one word. All that could be seen of the third was his monstrous size.

    ( a fic devoted near exclusively to the Patron-Minette. With possible intervals from the Amis, mostly as they relate to Grantaire. First Chapter primary Montparnasse/Grantaire for the set up. )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,978
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1467
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    A collection of one-shot ficlets about the Patron-Minette boys, who all live together in the same house "Maison Minette". Lots of sarcasm, grumpy shows of affection and questionable behaviour.

    Most of these were first uploaded to my tumblr. They all fit into my "Modern Means Less Miserable" modern au, but can be read on their own.

    These are not being written in narrative chronological order, but will be ordered that way here.

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    English
    Words:
    10,543
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    363
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    When Jehan Prouvaire is abducted as part of a gang's debt, Patron-Minette becomes their unlikely saviour. Having an association with - and affections for - a young assassin is a dangerous game to play, but as Jehan is pulled deeper into the midst of a gang war, they risk a lot more than their heart.

    Language:
    English
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    29,176
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    819
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    Les Miserables get reincarnated. May be the first in a series.

    Language:
    English
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    4,464
    Chapters:
    6/18
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    136
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    The image in the mirror is exactly as he wants it and yet it somehow doesn’t look like him. Montparnasse stares into his own eyes and exhales as slowly as he can. This is happening. It doesn’t feel real but it is. This is his wedding day. Their wedding day...

    Or: the two-parter in which Parnasse is outrageously happy, Babet tries not to be too much of a dad, R wears flowers in his hair and Jehan tries to get rid of their shoes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,960
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    184
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    Enjolras and Grantaire have been missing for four years with no clues to their disappearance. They find their way back to Les Amis after escaping, but will they ever be the same?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    310,703
    Chapters:
    65/65
    Collections:
    1
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    947
    Kudos:
    477
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    14348
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    "Voy a saltarme toda la explicación de qué hago aquí cuando todos me caéis mal y voy a pasar directamente a dedicar una canción a los novios y a una persona especial entre el público, ¿vale? Vale. Vamos allá" o de cuando la Patron-Minette hizo covers de The Four Seasons como regalo de boda.

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    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    903
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    44
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    After suffering defeat in the last game of the season, a troubling scuffle causes Grantaire's parents to feel the need to transfer him to a better school. To Enjolras' school.
    aka the high school au where Grantaire is self-deprecating and Enjolras hates that he likes him. And they both play basketball.

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    English
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    12,032
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    35
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    3
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    344
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    The triumvirate are forced to play a game of mini golf with their rival gang, Patron Minette. Tears and annoyance follow.

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    1,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    140
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    …when you can be sending men to fucking hell

    London, 1925

    Being the head of the one of the strongest new gangs in London certainly has its perks. People can be very generous to a man of Montparnasse’s reputation. The streets might as well be paved with gold. Because this fine city is hungry enough to swallow down all the dirty money and smuggled booze a person could throw at it and Montparnasse has plenty of both. But tonight is not about gunpowder and blood. Tonight is going to be nothing but glittering light, dazzling music and dancing with his little bird and he is impatient for it to begin...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    200
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    Nowadays hardly anyone notices if you're of faerie descent and Jehan has no trouble whatsoever running a nice little café in Paris...until a mortal called Parnasse struts in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,422
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1161
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    Montparnasse is softer than most give him credit for. Eponine is not.

    (A series of drabbles about Patron-Minette.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,869
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    140
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    When a Thief wants something, especially the young Thief King of Paris, it's not a good idea to refuse them. Babet is a Healer, and a recovered Necromancer who works with criminals to get by since no one legal will hire him now. When he finds himself offered a job by Montparnasse, he knows better than to turn him down. Slowly Babet comes to terms with his loss and his new life with the Patron-Minette.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,188
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    39

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