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    Summary

    It's not very professional to fall in love with your enemy.
    A documentation of the developing relationship between the RED Sniper and BLU Spy, from enemies, to drinking buddies, to lovers and back again.

    UPDATE: 5 years later and I decided to finish this fic, because life is short and why not lol

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,424
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    28
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    4004
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    Spy and Sniper have developed a routine during their encounters on the battlefield.

    Intended as a oneshot, but if there's interest, there may be more chapters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Hits:
    595
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    "But I wanted to ask... Can I fuck you.. you know... there?"

     

     

     

    Spy paused mid smoked, making a point to look at the end of the bed where the sniper sat beside his feet; the Australians hands warmly lingering on his leg.
    Surprise slightly visible in his eyes, he removed the cigarette from his mouth; expelling the smoke he inhaled to answer the sniper with a question of his own.

     

    "Did you want to?"

     

    "W-Well, I mean... You're already knocked up. Don' think there's much harm I can do at this point."
    --
    After a drunken night, the BLU spy finds himself pregnant and in his attempt at hiding it, accidentally sparks a strange and unique friendship with the enemy sniper; who is quick to notice the BLU's strange behavior on the battlefield.

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    English
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    8,183
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    843
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    The BLU Spy’s head thought he’d forever stay in the RED Medic’s fridge for the rest of his life. That is, until the doctor himself decides to entertain himself with an interesting project: the BLU Spy himself.

    The next thing he knows, his body and head can detach and reattach itself at will. However, he still remains at the mercy of the RED Medic since he can deactivate both mechanisms if he so chooses.

    So what else can he do? Working as a field nurse and the insane doctor’s assistant was not something he had planned on. Ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,734
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    211
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    Merasmus is tired of the Soldiers' bad habits and decides to exact his revenge. And he doesn't care who gets in his way...

    Things start to get odd around both the RED and BLU bases and before long, everyone notices how all the weird little changes are adding up to something big.

    The question is, can things to go back to the way they were? Does everyone really want things to go back to the way they were?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,134
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3018
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    The devil wears a suit. He lives in our town, he lives on our street, in your home, in your home, in your bed. You see, the devil don't mean to be evil, he just regrettably forgets to exceed expectation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,364
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    654
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    Mann Co. has finally shut down after the last Mann vs Machine raid. Many of the mercenaries are now without jobs, but they split ways and force themselves to move on. The RED Sniper, or Austin as he now goes by, starts to wonder just how long rivalries have past. His best way of finding out? The former BLU Spy.

    Or Maxime as he is now called.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,715
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    225
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    Yesterday I was listening to the radio and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler was playing. I have heard this song a million times, but for some reason, yesterday this scenario suddenly came into my head. Sniper sitting in his nest, thinking about his relationship, and repeatedly shooting Spy in the heart to try to make his own heartache go away. I never realized how perfect this song is for that relationship, but now that I have, I will never be able to listen to it the same way again. As always, comments and kudos are welcomed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    263
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    After the death of RED Scout's mother, the BLU Spy developed a hopeless obsession with the RED Sniper.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,448
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1036
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    Summary

    Dads go say hi to daughter.
    Stuff happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    714
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    It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
    There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    242
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    909
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    The Sniper and the Spy, the Red and the Blu, the dirty bushman and the fancy wuss... have actually fallen into a happy and fulfilling relationship, despite the hardships of being on the opposite sides of a hellish war. But when they slip up and the secret gets out, they suddenly find themselves as lovers on the run from one of the most insane companies in the world. Road trip!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,869
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1119
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    Spy woke up after fainting during humiliation round and found out that he was trapped in the proximity of RED base by an impending snowstorm. Desperate as he was, he tried to pay the RED Sniper a visit so he could use the bushman's weapon to send himself to respawn. However, things took an unfavorable turn.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,168
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1749
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    It was a teleporter accident after-hours that left the BLU Spy about eight inches tall and sulking. And, considering his current size, it would take forever and a day to get to the common room and get their engineer to fix the teleporter so he could be his proper size again.

    And the BLU Sniper had some sort of comradery with the RED Sniper leading the tiny Spy to be placed in a pocket and ferried over to the RED base.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    1143
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    BLU Spy is caught sneaking around the RED Medic's lab, but not before discovering a secret that could change Teufort and the lives of eighteen mercenaries forever. Upon his release, he is left with more questions than answers, and seeking an ally in the most unlikely of places. But as they may all soon discover, the real enemy is not so easily defined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,652
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    327
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4151
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    Christmas time has always been hard for the Sniper and Spy is determined to support him.
    Past child abuse is implied so please be careful and look after yourselves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,989
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    819
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    Sequel to Sick day.
    The Medic can't sleep, so he goes to the infirmary to check on his patient to kill the time until morning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    831
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    It all starts with a problem Spy was more than certain sorted itself out with time.
    When it resurfaces, he’s faced with more than just the risk of exposure, he’s faced with the reality of the disconnect between his mind and body, a problem he has shoved deep within. An unlikely ally helps him sort through these feelings.
    Inspired by AnnetheCatDetective’s Masculinity Verse
    (constructive criticism encouraged)
    Abandoned/to be completely rewritten

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,948
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    952
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    New Teams are formed of the best of the best mercenaries when RED clashes with BLU! However among them is a particular sniper and particular spy.

    The sniper didn't expect the spy to be so handsome. Or suave. And the Spy certainly didn't expect this repulsive filthy bushman to be so endearing and kind. And maybe sort of kind of handsome. Just a little.

    And the two of them DEFINANTLY didn't think that either of them would be thinking about kissing or holding hands or calling each other pets names with someone on the other team. Or maybe somewhat kind of having feelings for the other. No not at all.

    Oh who are they kidding? They'd probably tell the other how they felt first chance they got if they didn't think it'd effect their job. The other has them wrapped around his finger, and doesn't even know it!

    ...

    Well, shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,295
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    784
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    When the Sniper doesn't turn up for dinner the Medic goes in look for him, and finds a little more than he bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1208

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