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    Besides being a computer geek, Q composes music for a living - but sometimes being a genius has its downsides, because when his brain gets going, he can't focus enough to just sit down and make the music go from his brain to the page. For those days, he usually whines to his best friend and agent, Eve. She always has good suggestions to help get him out of his head so he can focus again.

    Her best idea yet, though, is for Q to visit the Hellebore Club, one of the hottest BDSM clubs in town...

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    A part of James Bond was lost in Arkhangelsk, Russia when his lover and fellow Double-O, Alec Trevelyan, died there. His life since has been wholly focussed on the mission. Whatever mission was at hand. He became the perfect weapon to be wielded against enemies of the Crown.

    Just as M had hoped.

    Alec Trevelyan's death at the chemical weapons facility was the end of one life and the beginning of another. He has found a new purpose as Janus. The head of a criminal organisation bent on world domination.

    The threat is real. Or so M would have James Bond believe.

    The theft of the Goldeneye device from Severnaya, Russia sends James into action against the elusive Janus, but things are not all as they appear to be. Not all as M would have them seem. Is the real threat Janus? Goldeneye?

    Or is it the mysterious dark-haired boffin who works at Janus' side?

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    When James Moriarty (the younger) was six, he witnessed James Moriarty (the older) plan the perfect murder of a classmate bully.

    When James Moriarty (the younger) was twenty-one, he began working for MI6 in the Q-branch department.

    (Things, of course, are never really that simple, and just get more complicated from there.)

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    It was all very familiar.

    In the old days, he'd brought tyrants to their knees and toppled empires with a single shot--when his shots had been made to find the victim true love.

    Eros, the Greek god of true love, oldest of the gods, had been trained as a sniper.

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    The doorbell chimed. Q sighed and rolled his eyes heavenward before disappearing down the corridor. James heard Q’s complex security system disengage followed by Q’s gentle tenor filled with strained politeness.

    “Good afternoon, Anthea. Won’t you and your horde please come in?”

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    These ficlets will detail the Christmases before and during the marriage of James and Q in my "Weight of Water" verse. I hope you enjoy.

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    Some facts about Q.

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    James Bond dies during a mission.
    Except Q's equipment says otherwise, but why would an agent hide out in a cat cafe?

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    1/?
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    One betrayed by a government that left his parents to die by Stalin's execution squads. One betrayed by the agency he had sworn loyalty to when they tried to kill his partner. One forsaken by the woman he had pledged his devotion to when she left him to suffer alone. And one who was corrupted because her father was on the wrong side of a war and seen as a threat. Alone, they are powerful. In pairs they are dangerous. All together they are unstoppable. Now the first three just have to convince the fourth her best option is to join them.

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    "At the end of the day, an oath of absolute fealty cannot be given to more than one person."

    In the world of shadows and lies, there is only one way of dealing with traitors. Permanently. Preferably by sending a bloodthirsty Double-0 agent after them. But in this particular case, even Britain’s most dangerous wildcards may not be able to contain the situation in time. For the mole has not been working alone — and in the aftermath of their disappearance, not even James Bond’s loyalty to the Crown remains certain.

    As old enemies resurface and new battle lines are drawn, MI6 faces its greatest challenge yet in Spectre, a criminal organization that has been growing in the shadows for years. Lead by an all-too familiar face: Q, MI6’s former quartermaster.

     

    (Meanwhile, halfway across the world, Alec Trevelyan, who has spent the last eight months in deep cover, receives a curious message from his lover.)

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    A curious Q has seen several realities, in each one member of the command crew, dies in their teenage years. Whats
    Q to do?
    Why gather them all up and cause havoc in a reality that is sorely lacking their presence.

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    Moneypenny looked away from a moment at the use of the old nickname; when she turned her face back to Q, he was shocked to see her eyes glimmering. "If you do die, I might kill him anyway."

    Q's lips quirked. "I doubt M would appreciate it. Probably make you fill out paperwork."

    "M can get another agent, and get fucked while he's at it, " Eve growled. "Bond's crossed a lot of lines in the past, but this is different, Q. You bloody well dare to go and die on me, and I won't miss my shot next time."

    But before he could figure out a response to that, Q's body was wracked by another coughing fit.

     

    Yellow rose petals. How fitting.

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    Джеймс узнает, что у Кью вместо ноги протез, Кью демонстрирует, на что с этим протезом способен.

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    James Bond is one of the Directors and part of the MI6 Members of the Board. "The 7th Member of this circle" Think of Bruce Wayne but without the cape, before a beauty threatens his position to take over the project he has been working on for months.

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    1/1
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    When someone begins interfering with practically everything MI6 is trying to do, Bond is sent on the trail. Unfortunately for him it's not his usual kind of operation. For example, it begins a stone's throw away from the MI6 building, and involves an impatient man in an oversized anorak.

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    The assumption that just because Q isn't a field agent means he isn't capable...is about to get several people in trouble- possibly including Q.

    Parkour is a training discipline, sport, and movement practice that originated in France and was developed from military obstacle course training. It involves seeing one's environment in a new way, and imagining the potential for navigating it by movement around, across, through, over and under its features.

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    Everything began with Q returning to England to finish his "thesis" and Mummy Holmes nee Mansfield having not choice, but to appoint him as the new MI6 Quartermaster, after Geoffrey Boothroyd's death in the Vauxhall Cross' bombing.

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    22/?
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    James Bond has worked at MI6 for a suspiciously long time, but the new M quite literally didn't get the memo.
    Bond comes back after leaving with Madeline Swan only to find... no one expected him back.

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    10/?
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    When a mission to recover a valuable piece of international security information goes wrong and James Bond is shot and plummeted onto the cold waters of the ocean, he is sure he´s going to die. But when a mysterious creature comes to his rescue and saves him from a near death experience, Bond embarks on a journey to locate it in order to discover the identity of his savior. The only clues he had? A gleaming silver scale and the memory of two magnificent green eyes.

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    7/?
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    58
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    Q is shot and permanently injured on the night of Blofeld's and Denbigh's attempted coup, but Bond walks away with Madeline knowing nothing about it. However, time and tide eventually returns Bond to England's shores, and his reaction to the changes he finds upon his return will surprise them all.

     

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    The pieces of Q's life have all fallen into place. Jim, James, Sebastian - everyone he wanted to have in his life is there, and he practically rules the criminal world. Plus he's been reunited with an old friend, a man he never thought he'd see again.

    But MI6 is coming after Q with a vengeance, and it's hard to fight them while also being confronted by the sins of the past. Add in a Holmes - or two - that don't know when to quit meddling, an age old secret, and a betrayal, and Q's life is about to get a lot more complicated (which is saying a lot, considering Jim Moriarty, the epitome of chaos, stands by his side).

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