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    When one too many managers beg to either be reassigned or threaten to quit and go to SPECTRE, M decides to bring out the big guns and appoints Q to 'Shaken, not Stirred'.

    Some chapters will contain art by the lovely aliensundermybed. Fic based on their AU.

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    "I don't want to hear any ridiculous comments from you," Q says as he stands with his key in his front door. "This is my personal space. I am only inviting you into it due to extreme circumstances. Please respect that."

    Bond gives a pleasant nod. "I'll mind my manners," he promises.

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    In which Bond plays the damsel in distress (briefly) and Q is too mysterious for Bond not to be intrigued.

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    A year after Skyfall, Q is at odds with the new M, and tired of the suspicion and spy games, he drops off the face of the Earth, leaving his one-time lover Bond to pick up the pieces. But Q didn't disappear without help, and the search for the Quartermaster will bring him face to face with a man he'd thought dead.

    It seems Bond's biggest mistake was assuming he played the part of Orpheus in this game.

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    The doorbell chimed. Q sighed and rolled his eyes heavenward before disappearing down the corridor. James heard Q’s complex security system disengage followed by Q’s gentle tenor filled with strained politeness.

    “Good afternoon, Anthea. Won’t you and your horde please come in?”

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    These ficlets will detail the Christmases before and during the marriage of James and Q in my "Weight of Water" verse. I hope you enjoy.

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    While on a mission in Berlin, Bond ends up befriending Quincy, an English exchange student who works part-time at a coffee shop. After he completes his mission, he finds himself coming up with excuses to visit the man when he’s in town.

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    “We’re all too bloody busy, and until you complete the required Psych evaluation, you are banned from your Branch. Get it done, Q!”

     

    Q faces off with Psych and finds an unexpected ally along the way.

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    The first time Bond sees the tattoo-like markings of Q’s tentacles, he sucks in a short breath and whispers, “Q.”

    “What do they represent?”

    Q answers Bond with all honesty, “Me.”

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    Everyone lives two lives. The second one begins when it is realized that the first is temporary.

    This is a story about salvation. Or rather, a story about two men and their two lives. Bond: old, weary, nothing left to lose. Missing. Q: Young, powerful, nothing left to lose. Ever-present, ever wondering.

    This is a story about abandonment. Or rather, a story about fidelity. What one has to be loyal to when the world is crumbling. Q: Queen and Country, Earl Grey tea, Eve and Mallory and his brothers. James Bond. Bond: unknown. Nothing.

    This is a story about legacy. The brave new world. The Fighting Temeraire. Or: how to pick up the pieces after Bond leaves, with Q's car and Q's stupid, shameful heart.

    Someone has to be 007, right?

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    25/25
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    61
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    Bond wakes up disoriented in MI6 medical. Unsure of where he is or how he got there, he takes a couple members of the staff hostage. Q tries to talk him down, but Bond isn't sure whether the Quartermaster is real of a hallucination.

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    Q is most certainly not a damsel in distress. Bond doesn't always keep his cool. M just wants to go home and drink.

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    “You caught my attention,” Bond says, “an attractive young man such as yourself, sitting alone? It’s a travesty. And I’d have to admit that our conversation last night certainly gave me a lot to think about. You seem to be quite the enigma, Doctor, and I find myself attracted to it.”

    “You must be more careful with your words,” Q says. He’s flattered to say the least, if not slightly apprehensive. It’s not every day that a man such as James Bond keeps his continued attention, and returns it no less.

    “Why?”

    Q doesn’t allow himself to blush. “People will talk, you know.”

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    “I will agree, on one condition.”

    “Name it.”

    “I will not call you James Bond.”

    “I’m sorry, what?”

    “If we’re to date, I will not call you James Bond. I’ll use your birth name, or another name of your choosing. But outside of work, I absolutely refuse to call you James Bond.”

    “…Alright…but why?”

    “Perhaps I’ll tell you someday. When you’ve proven you’re serious about this.”

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    Bond returns from a mission to find MI6 changed, and his Q supposedly long gone. The evidence tells a different story - and leads Bond onto a desperate search for a man declared dead.

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    Q is a radiohost. He is actually the only radio host in a friendly desert community, where the sun is hot, the moon beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead as we all pretend to sleep. Bond is looking for a missing Quartermaster.

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    Commander James Bond - Naval Officer, Lothario, Candidate for the Secret Service. Jonathan Quinn - Student, Savvy, Genius. Some things in this life are simply inevitable.

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    Bond has been undercover for just over a year. It’s been the longest and hardest deep cover assignment he’s ever had for MI6, with barely any contact with the outside world for the last six months. Soon though, he might finally be close enough to accomplish his goal. He might be able to stop the organization’s plans and kill the leadership group, making England safe from a serious threat.

    But first, Bond has had to watch the terrorists kidnap, torture for information, and then kill two innocent people. Bond had been able to do nothing to stop it without blowing his cover, and putting millions more lives at risk.

    The terrorists soon brought in a third captive. He was young, thin, with thick wild hair, and wide scared eyes behind his glasses. He looked like nothing more than a harmless boffin, and Bond struggled to not let show how sick this all made him inside. This one won’t last long, Bond thought. At least he won’t have to suffer for long.

    Bond couldn’t have been more wrong.

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    Bond and Q find themselves in a predicament.

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    Bond's an old dog that's outlived his owner. Where else is his loyalty supposed to end up now that M is gone?
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    Written for MI6 Cafe's minibang, for the prompt: "A’s trying to act like everything is fine. But B fucking knows A’s been turned. B found the bugs in their bedroom." || Featuring art by Boffin1710.

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    Bond is back in all his glory. Unfortunately for him, Q has some self respect.

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    Sam is fourteen the first time he meets Alec Trevelyan and well into the understanding that the hunter's life is not what he wants. Years after the events in Arkhangelsk, USSR and a few months before the events of Goldeneye, the head of Janus travels to the US to set up a branch of his crime syndicate. He's ambushed by the minions of a rival and just manages to escape. Sam finds him bleeding out in an alley and rescues him. Alec wakes up to a kid tending to his wounds like it's nothing and the next moment is horrified to learn the child is his soulmate. As Alec takes in Sam's jaded attitude about his life, he makes arrangements for them to meet again when Sam is an adult.

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    3
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