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    Harri Potter bloody hates Fate so MUCH.

    After getting her parents killed, then being taken in by abusive relatives, sold multiple times to disgusting beings that she couldn't even call humans, getting physically deformed to which her magic reacted to, years of playing oblivious to several manipulation schemes surrounding her whilst plotting their own downfall, and FINALLY getting herself free from all manipulations by doing the impossible task of fully vanquishing Voldemort by her third year and exposing every lies to the public, she just had to- She. Just. HAD. To. Become. The. Master of Death.

    And of course, EVERYBODY knows that the title to being the Master of Death would also bring her the responsibility of answering a parallel universe's summoning. It was DEFINITELY obvious to anybody. Which, of course, made it obvious as to why she was suddenly summoned to another dimension to help the Light and their Harry Potter defeat the Dark Lord there.

    Of-Bloody-FUCKING-COURSE!

    That was Sarcasm, with a capital S, mind you.

    (Full summary in notes)

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    Hermione Granger was no stranger to being exceptional: her academic career was littered with accomplishments and her great mind was always praised by the adults in her life, even as it isolated her from making any real friends. But the arrival of an acceptance letter to a mysterious school, hand delivered by a woman who can, among other things, turn into a cat on demand, reveals that Hermione is more amazing than anyone ever imagined; Hermione Granger is a witch, and this revelation is just the beginning of the rollercoaster that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has in store for her. While the magical castle and enchanting lessons are all new to Hermione, some things stay the same, namely, the adversity she faces from her classmates, only this time the fact that she's come from a nonmagical family makes her the target of attacks within her own class. Can Hermione survive the year, promote institutional change, and somehow make friends along the way?

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    The interweaving paths of Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore. Their lives may not have turned out as they thought, but they are forever intertwined. MMAD fic, featuring lots of OCs, plus Poppy, Augusta, and Rolanda. Re-doing and updating in 2021. Warning for character deaths. Cross-posted to FFNet under the same username.

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    In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
    Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
    But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
    So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
    Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
    Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
    Shows what you know Dumbledore.

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    Time travel Dramione with a side of Dumbledore bashing.
    Rating is for language.

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    minerva mcgonagall, augusta longbottom and walburga blacks rivalry during their time at hogwarts.

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    Taking the cliche/trope of Harry Potter working out to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also, starring his mentor... a great big buff guy named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

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    Severus really just wanted a scotch. Preferably Minerva's. Instead he now has to navigate parenting a teenager, hunting horcruxes and maintaining his own sanity.

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    Harry knew this year would arrive. The year that he remembered the most, but also knew the least. He didn't like pink his first life and he certainly does not like pink now. He also didn't remember the toad being this awful.

    Oh well, it's time for Harry to flex on his teaching skills!

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    The day after Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, everyone is transported to the Great Hall to read his past and future in the form of seven books.

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    At least some good will come out of this, Harry thought. Now Sirius will be proven innocent, and I'll finally get to live with him.

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    diversified h.p oneshots, headcannons, tidbits and more !!
    TW - child abuse, sad thoughts, vague racism, stupid adults, people w/ nut allergies, nargles

    + desi harry potter
    + thoughtful but himbo! harry potter
    + black hermione granger
    + ohmigod not dumb as shit! ron weasley
    + canon manipulative dumbdore
    + severus snape is a fascist bully
    + kinda wolf-y remus lupin aka mr. wolfy werewolf mcwerewolfpants
    + posessive-but-panicked sirius 'no dogs on the furniture' black
    + horse!petunia dursley being a literal dishcloth
    + give regulus black some fucking arm floaties
    + ron weasley knows his goddamn rights
    + genderfluid! tonks
    + hagrid being lowkey harry's parent
    + everybody has a crush on bill weasley
    + mcgonagall is McLosingIt™
    + 'hogwarts the safest place on earth' said albus fumbledumble
    + stupid adults not thinking things through

    polyamorous ships, not sorry
    i'm just gonna start pumping this shit out until people start getting annoyed lol
    (requests welcome)
    FOLLOW ME ON SPOTIFY @af obi

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    Harry bent over his trunk, clutching his wand and still rummaging for the invisibility cloak when he heard the unmistakable sound of crunching of leaves behind him, he spun around on his heel a tad bit fast and losing his balance, he tripped over his trunk and fell over, his left hand twisting in an unnatural manner trying to support his fall as his head hit on the sidewalk, pain flooded him as the soft trickle of blood ran down his neck.

    “Harry!” He heard a hoarse voice and the next thing he knew was a warm feeling on his wrist and then the back of his head, he saw with a blurred vision, a man with mangled hair and steely grey eyes before he lost his consciousness.

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    This is a self-indulgent fic, it’s literally just gonna be fluff for wolfstar dw - a tiny bit of angst with Sirius’ family and that but it’ll be fine.
    (And yes this fic is named after a Black Veil Brides song - go listen to it)

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    ❝𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄❞

    Maya Rajesh likes her lines clear. Draco Malfoy's morals have always been dubious. The illegitimate daughter of a Shadowhunter & a Warlock. The prodigal son of one of England's oldest pureblood families. After a peculiar discovery in the room of requirement, the two polar opposites are forced to work together for their mutual benefit — and also against each other. But when two hearts are young and foolish, they are bound to fall in love. As Maya & Draco dance around each other in an inevitable game of cat and mouse, they're forced to reckon with obstacles, feelings that are unable to be pushed down. But all is not as it seems. In a world where blood prejudice is inherent, it soon becomes apparent that a Nephilim & a Wizard can never coexist in peace. And for Maya, in the end, her survival is what matters the most.

    [GOF onwards, Shadowhunters S1 starts after fifth year]

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    The epic tale of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, from their first meeting until their happily ever after.
    A young werewolf who hasn't experienced human touch for six years meets a young pure-blood who's never known how it feels to be loved. The story follows Remus and Sirius through Hogwarts and beyond. Slightly AU in the beginning (mainly Remus believing he can infect people through skin contact), but goes major AU after the events of Halloween 1981.

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    Teen Wolf Weight gain prompts

    You'll find the summary in the first chapter.

    I hope you'll enjoy them!

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    As little Harry Potters's head hits against the cold tiles of his aunt and uncle's house, his magic cries out in desperation for someone to save him. Lady Magic decides that it isn't the time for him to die yet. By taking him to the Goblins, the Wizarding world of Britain gets a surprise as lies from the past get exposed and Harry is reunited with his family.
    What happens if little Harry has a happy childhood? That he is raised with love and family. Will Lord Voldemort still pose a threat or will there be a different Dark Lord threatening to take it all away?

    This is very cliched but I wanted to write it anyway. More Tags will be added as they become necessary without giving too many spoilers.

    This author supports the LGBTQIA+ Community and is very pro-trans people.

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    At nearly five years old, Hebe Potter is living a miserable existence with her abusive relatives, the Dursleys. However, that all changes one day when a little girl with bushy hair and rather large front teeth walks through the front door of her neighbour's home.

    What happens when Hebe Potter meets Hermione Granger?

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    " - ya ves, a madre le encantan las joyas, especialmente los anillos y una cachetada con la fuerza con la que lo hizo y sin quitarse los anillos, dejo una gran marca en el rostro de mi hermano - miro a la profesora McGonagall - desde allí, todo empeoró - si cierra los ojos puede ver a su hermano de 7 años sangrar por los cortes en el costado de su rostro, los ojos muy abiertos por la sorpresa y el miedo.

    - ¿"empeorar" de que modo Sr. Black? - si bien el rostro de la profesora McGonagall esta impasible y estoico, sus ojos no lo son, hay fuego en ellos y una furia tan ardiente que hace que sus ojos brillen, él simplemente parpadea.

    - empeorar del modo en que usan cruciatus en sus hijos - respondió, su voz tan hueca como el tronco de un árbol muerto y talado."

    O

    Sirius no rompe su promesa de estar siempre para su hermano y no escapa de casa pero, de algún modo, aun logra salir.

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