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    phosphenes - (n.) the colors or “stars” you see when you rub your eyes

     

    all that sapnap had wanted was to live a relatively normal life. he’d have loved to do his coursework in a tiny coffee shop around the corner from his campus, maybe wax poetry about pretty boys and wait for one to talk to him. he’d have loved to watch his two best friends have the most confusing but sweet relationship he’d ever seen, flipping a coin every time they got into an argument to decide whose side to take. he’d have loved to go out to parties, get drunk off his ass, maybe make some bad decisions about mixing substances, dance on some guys and flirt with girls for the hell of it.

    what he did not want was to be fake-kidnapped by his friends and used as a bribery.
    (or: the fic where sapnap fell for the two guys he really, really should not have.)

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    "I said what I said, mister." The woman said, glaring at him. "I sell weapons and armor, not whatever a 'communicator' is. I don't even know what that is or where to find one!" She threw her hands up in the air

    "Well fine then! Can you at least direct me to Business Bay so I can go somewhere that isn't, like, a thousand years behind?"

    The woman arched her brow.

    "Sir, I don't know what you've been drinking lately, and you shouldn't being drinking anyway, you look like you're barely even fifteen," The woman said, stopping halfway when Tommy interrupted her with an offended squawk, "but Business Bay is barely even a port side town. No one goes there really, and I've been there myself to know that place is already struggling enough in the economy, that his majesty King Philza will probably be getting rid of it soon enough."

    Or: Tommy lives in a dystopian future as a thief, and one day he sticks his nose in a place he shouldn't have and finds himself in the past.

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    Sapnap travels back to his home town for the summer, despite his growing sense of dread... and finds a face that's so unfamiliar yet nags at some long forgotten memory ー and he wants to remember again. For Karl, he'd do just about anything.

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    Crescent Isle has been a dragon hunting village for centuries. Ranboo’s heard enough history lessons from his father, from Dream, from everyone. Dragons are beasts that plague this earth and must be brought down. Dragons are monsters and must be killed. Dragons are what killed his father and he must be avenged.

    So Ranboo trained. And trained. And continues to train.

    Ranboo hates dragons. He wants to hate dragons. He does hate dragons.

    Yet part of him cannot help but be curious. He sees the pictures in the books and the occasional attack offers him genuine encounters, and it intrigues him. There’s something about them that makes him wonder.

    Or; Ranboo is next in line to be chief. He feels worthless, because he can’t even kill a dragon.

    And then he shoots something down. Not something, but someone.

    (Meanwhile, Dream is hellbent at getting revenge).

    Or or; Dragons. That’s the plot.

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    "Do you still think that the sunsets get painted for you?"

    A shocked breath falls from bitten lips.

    "How do you know that story?"

    An easy smile.

    "I know a lot of things."

     

    or, Kinoko is a small town teetering on destruction, and the kids inside are desperate for a way out.

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    -Previously titled Time Will Decide. Name taken from lyrics in 'A Sadness Runs Through Him' by The Hosiers

     

    “Okay, why don’t you go see him.”

    Tommy didn’t know what he thought the afterlife was going to be like, hell he didn’t even know if it was a real thing. Maybe he’d see Wilbur, possibly Schlatt, but he didn’t expect to see a white castle and Karl.

    Or where Tommy looses his final life to Dream in the prison only to be teleported back in time.

    OR where Tommy is given a second chance and isn't going to blow it, not even if things start to get revealed (things that change everything) and discoveries are made.

     

    This whole book has TW's: Child abuse, violence/murder, gore/blood, implied/referenced suicide, suicide, drinking, etc.

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    They hit the ground running and they never backed down.

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    Tubbo glanced to his side to find Tommy already staring at him. No words needed to be said; they knew already.

    Their world was going to change one last time before they could get settled.
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    “ A hazardous bio-experiment cannot grow without Manipulation and Deceit. ”

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    "So, what fucking castle are we storming tonight?"

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    //Upload schedule is more spaced out, and chapters are going to be longer.

    Standalone sequel, you do not need to read the first book in order to understand this one.

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    Dream was Tommy’s brother, by extent so were Sapnap and George. It’d been the four of them for so long. But as they got older they stopped spending time with Tommy, having to be heroes. And apparently heroes didn’t have much time for anything else.
    He wasn’t bitter, Tommy was a big man, and big men don’t get bitter or jealous.
    Dream was his brother, and he cared about Tommy. Dream would never do anything to hurt him.

    OR

    Tommyinnit, the younger brother of Dream, the most powerful hero in L'manburg has a nasty habit of getting kidnapped by the Syndicate, so does his best friend Tubbo. But maybe all they need is for the Syndicate to not return them.

    Maybe they need to stay

    As of 1-5-2022 I've changed the name of the fic from how to annoy your kidnappers into adopting you to Let Me Down which is the title of a song by Oliver Tree

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    Sergeant Karl Jacobs lives an easy day to day life and just wants his daily cup of coffee when in comes new Detective Foolish, a ball of sunshine, a literal angel to brighten up his mornings.

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    “Hi,” he said, “I’m Karl.”

    Sapnap swallowed, hard. Be professional. “Hey, Karl. Can you name two brothers?”

    Karl ran a delicate hand through his hair, sweeping brown curls with fingers weighed down by rings. “I don’t know a brother,” he said, blinking up, “but I’ll blow a brother.”

    When a pretty boy in a skirt shows up to Sapnap's frat, his integrity as a bouncer tanks fast.
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    They don’t say much, because they both know that somehow, Karl will go home with Dream tonight. They’ll sneak in, avoid questions from the blond’s parents, but get a knowing look from Drista. They’ll fall asleep tangled up together, in the same bed, under the same sheets. Dream will fall asleep with Karl pretty much on top of him.

    They’ll meet each other in their dreams, in a world far, far away from the hell they face in reality. And in those dreams, they’ll be happy, they’ll never know sadness, and when the morning comes with Apollo dragging the sun in the sky, they’ll skip school, because they both deserve a day off.

     

    or, Karl films for the Otis Lilley boys lacrosse team, Dream plays for the team, and there's one kid who definitely should keep his mouth shut.

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    Sapnap has always had a plan. He’d go to police academy with his best friend, get all the training he needs, graduate, serve the small city (including particularly frustrating student shadows) he calls home, and generally be the best he can be. Falling in love with criminals was definitely not a part of that plan.

    Basically, a case study meant to stop crime ends up stopping hearts.

    (A Karlnapity police and criminals AU ft. everybody let’s gooo)

    cw: cursing

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    “The world’s going to end in a week, and I have no idea how to stop it.” Karl admitted to him before taking another sip of coffee.

    Tubbo stared at his time-traveling brother in disbelief, but judging by his grim expression, he knew it had to be true.

    “Well shit.” He had a feeling this was going to be a long and stressful week, one that could very much be the last of their lives.

    An Umbrella Academy inspired Powers AU that a lot of people surprisingly wanted me to make.

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    Karl Jacobs has a moderately easy life. Wake up, go to work at the coffee/book shop he works at, go home, eat, sleep. Oh. And also the fact that he is best friends with a world renound criminal and is king of the hacking world, 808.
    But now his position is being threatened, his friend's son has gone missing, there is a really cute guy who keeps visiting his work, and he hasn't slept in 3 1/2 days.

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    “So um,” Dream says after they’ve parted, “assuming you feel the same, how about a real first date? Say, Friday at six?” 

    Karl smiles, eyes crinkling as he leans in to press a peck to the blond’s waiting lips. “Only if we go to the aquarium and Reese gets to come, too.”

    Dream laughs, almost incredulously, looking at Karl with love in his eyes. “Are you only dating me for my daughter?” He asks, watching as Karl rises from the piano stool. The doctor shrugs, a playful smile on his lips. “Maybe, who knows?” He says, turning on his heel in search of the aforementioned little girl. 

     

    or, doctor jacobs is damn good at his job, and he doesn't expect to fall for a patient's father so quickly.

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    Dream's Immortal. Karl's A God. Techno's in a love triangle. Phil wants to sleep with his death goddess wife - none nsfw

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    We (I) take requests!

    Had an idea or question about something in ACB or Wild Fire? Explore the multiverse with me!

    Basically just one shots that may or may not be cannon to the original timeline.

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    Honkai Impact 3rd crossover that vent really wrong

    Karl Jacobs is a successful scientist, who is owning the biggest laboratory corporation in the world during the honkai apocalypse. His strange kind of hobby – adoption of children – led his life to a lot of dilemmas and strange situations, in which he was close to lose his mind. For example, one day he saw a familiar face behind his cabinet's door. But what could possibly go wrong?

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    “I’m serious, as your father I want to help you.” Phil defended. Wilber felt a puzzle piece click as Phil said that, he looked at Phil with an almost strange calmness, “What did you say my name was?” Wil asked. The older man took a moment before answering, “Wilbur Craft. It’s been the same ever since I adopted you.” Wil looked to the floor for a few beats before looking back to Phil.

    “My name is William Gold.”

    --or--

    Wilbur finds himself in a different world with a traumatized child, a hero, and a king who all have to figure out how to get back to their own worlds

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    Day 1: College AU


    "Basically," George began. "You don't wanna go out with this perfectly perfect guy because you want your life to be like a romantic comedy movie?"

    "I just think that-" Karl sighed. "The good things aren't easy. So I don't trust it."

    George chuckled, though there was a strange little pang in his heart.

    "Life isn't a movie," George said softly. "You hit a jackpot with a nice, good-looking guy, who might be a little boring but probably isn't a bad guy. Take the win, Karl."


    Karl and George are best friends. They're roommates too, actually. They have a deep strong connection with each other, even when they're both seeing other people. Just friends though, right?

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