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    While mourning the end of his friendship with Geralt, Jaskier was determined to keep the distance from him while still traveling the northern kingdoms. Instead, he unexpectedly finds himself on the path to reconnect with his primordial nature, the one he tried so hard to erase in order to fit in with the humans and enjoy their worldly pleasures.

    It doesn’t make things easier when, years after the mountain and months after the fall of Cintra, an injured Geralt and his Child Surprise in hiding end up on his proverbial door and neither recognize him.

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    Jaskier thought back to his old home. Back there everyone was deemed a protector of their Pass. But since leaving he hadn’t protected much of anything, just enjoying his travels and basking at the attention he gained performing with his lute. His peers would be ashamed.

    “You are very perceptive but this time you are wrong, I’m not a protector of anything. Haven’t been for a long time.”

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    Geralt isn't ready to lose his bard.

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    After death, what comes next? Eternal life in the afterworld? Purgatory? Reincarnation? Oh, hohohaha — no. The business policy of afterlife is as follows: non-existent. Their only philosophy: some problems resolve themselves, life resolves the rest. What happens very, very rarely, but does happen: administrative errors. And life doesn’t deal with administrative errors.

    — Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, barely ten, looks twelve, is — in fact — in his late sixties, and acts like he owns the place (which he does, actually).

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    Jaskier is an assassin, retired these 20 some odd years.  By which he means he faked his death.  Now Geralt is a target, and he can either stay hidden, or save his Witcher.

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    Jaskier doesn’t remember anything before waking up in Blaviken, hearing tales of a Butcher. He has scars he can’t explain and reflexes he can’t control, but he’s human. Absolutely, Positively, 100% human.

    At least, that's what he tells himself.

    But how long can he outrun his past before it comes back to haunt him, golden eyes and all?

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    The Nightingale Prince was a Witcher feared across the continent and known for rescuing girls cursed by the Black Sun, including one particular Shrike. Until he went missing over a decade ago. Now there is only Jaskier, a bard. Armed with half a memory and a Wolf Witcher at his side, Jaskier will have to discover his past in order to survive his future.

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    Jaskier a quitté la montagne sans un regard en arrière. Qui a besoin d'un Sorceleur constipé des sentiments comme Geralt de Riv ? Le bard n'a besoin de personne et personne ne mérite le bard. Mais c'est qui l'autre enfoiré qui le colle aux basques ?! Ce que les Sorceleurs peuvent l'exaspérer...

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    It reeked of slaughter, both fresh and old, as soon as he went through the portal and into enemy territory.

    Soldiers in black armour immediately tried to take him down so he started Singing, reaching for the dormant power deep within him.

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    Arriving in a village near Kaer Morhen, Vesemir doesn't even get the chance to take a break before he is tasked to save a certain bard.

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    At first, he thinks the magic missed him. There was no pain or any vibration from his medallion to indicate something had struck him. It didn’t explain the wave of power or the sinking sensation in his gut.

    He turned at the sound of footsteps and watched the Jaskier step toward him, looking strange.

    Those eyes the color of sunlight skies met his a moment before he went grey all over and collapsed into ash.
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    The third installment of the Witcher Soldier which will only sort of follow the plot of Infinity War.

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    There was something about the bard that Geralt couldn't place. It wasn't his boldness in waltzing right up to him, how he seemed strangely unswayed by his cold front, or even the way he glued himself to the Witcher's side.
    Jaskier made his medallion sing and tug at its chain any time they touched.
    Perhaps that plowing lute of his was enchanted. But Geralt had a funny feeling that the poet was hiding something behind that warmhearted smile he found himself so spellbound by.

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    Julian just wants to play music and not being driven out of towns with torches and pitchforks.
    So he procures what he believes to be a simple glamor from a mage.
    With his newfound appearance and confidence, he starts his adventure as Jaskier the bard.

    And then he meets the famous Butcher of Blaviken in a tavern in Posada.

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    Jaskier travels alone to the coast. He rides to Roggeven on the gelding he has been gifted and follows the river Duppa to the ocean. The autumn sun warms his chilled blood while the sound of crying seagulls becomes more and more frequent. When he finally reaches the sea and his eyes fix on a small town by the shores, he feels like he can breathe again. He can't remember the last time he had thought about Redania as beautiful. Then the old witcher arrives at the end of spring...

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    A lot of it concentrates on competend!Jaskier and his life after the mountain, he finally realizes that he and Geralt have been talking past each other on many occasions and that it is time to act like adults. Also the other witchers are kinda hot...
    Jaskier is strong, Vesemir is protective, Lambert is soft, Eskel is sad and Geralt is taught by Ciri to do better. Tags will be added over time.

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    “Witcher!”

    The Bard.

    Geralt stops. He doesn’t turn around. “Few know to call me that.”

    The Bard circles him and grins. “Ancienthunter is a bit of a mouthful, if you ask me. Witcher is more of a statement— a strange word for a strange profession; as old as the beasts you’re hunting.”

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    “What are you doing here?” Geralt flicks his gaze over Jaskier, who’s suddenly acutely aware of the hidden blades under his clothes. “Where’s your lute?”

    “My - what are you doing here?” Jaskier deflects, trying valiantly to hide his panic. With Geralt here, how is he supposed to kill the lord now?

    “The lord hired me as a bodyguard.” Geralt looks around uncomfortably, clearing his throat. “Apparently someone’s trying to kill him.”

    Jaskier’s stomach drops. Well, shit. If the lord knows that someone is after him, Jaskier will have a harder time getting close enough to kill him, and with Geralt acting as a bodyguard… that complicates things. A lot.

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    Jaskier is an assassin, but Geralt doesn’t know that. When Jaskier is sent after a cruel, corrupt lord who has hired Geralt as his bodyguard, Jaskier tries to figure out how to assassinate the lord without Geralt finding out his secret.

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    Sorry about this, my brain has a mind of its own and now you all have to suffer with me while I fix it. Jaskier does not stay dead. Jaskier is reincarnated repeatedly as a wide variety of monsters. Witchers keep killing him again. Until they figure it all out. The ending will be happy.

    This is possibly going to be the only monsterfucker fic where nobody fucks monsters, but since I am in fact a disaster I cannot guarantee that will not change. I swore I wasn't going to publish this until the previous one was finished, and then I promised myself i wouldn't publish this until I had at least 10k words down but I have no self-control so here we are.

    Non-con: Jaskier keeps getting reincarnated as various monster-type creatures and does not always have control over what happens to his body or its reactions. More detailed warnings will be at the start of the relevant chapters. There's no other sentient being non-con.

    Dead dove do not eat: There are chapters from monster-Jaskier's point of view. Some are quite disturbing/explicit. The monsters aren't always canon-ish. Again, more detailed warnings will be at the start of the relevant chapters.

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    Life wasn't always what you wanted.

    Sometimes you were witcher killing monsters you wished you could save instead. Sometimes you were bard instead singing of heroics, washing gore out of your clothes. And sometimes you needed the said bard in a way you'd never dared to ask.

    Really. Geralt checked. Or he would die.

    (Or maybe not. But in the moment it certainly felt like dying.)

    Alternatively:
    What happens after it happens.

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    "Give me that which you have, but do not know."

    Law of Surprise. A Child Surprise. A child that he himself may have fathered. Destiny was indeed a very funny thing.

     

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    OR~!

    The author still sucks at tagging and writing summaries without giving away spoilers (!!!) and wishes you'll read!!

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    Jaskier is being held by a mysterious group of mages, of whom Fringilla Vigo is a part of, planning on ridding the Continent of all beings aside from humans by causing another Conjunction of the Spheres. He now must step into the role he ran from decades earlier and fulfill his duty as prince to protect the elves he’s imprisoned with and maybe even save the Continent.

    After Ciri has pledged her assistance to the elves of Dol Blathanna, Geralt and Yennefer discover Nilfgaard’s latest ploy to capture her and take control over the northern countries. With time running thin, Geralt needs to make a drastic decision, to find his bard or help Ciri protect the elves before Nilfgaard can kill them all.

    A direct sequel to Spring Crocuses.

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    Six months have passed since Geralt and Ciri found each other. Since then, they have been on the run from... well, everyone, basically. Geralt is tired, Ciri is hungry, Roach is dead. And then they stumble across a very particular viscounty named Lettenhove. The problem? Geralt broke the Viscount’s heart on a mountain and Julian ‘Jaskier’ Alfred Pankratz, a bard, a friend, a lover, is slow to forgive.

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    Geralt is determined to get everyone he cares about safe to Kaer Morhen for the winter, but neither Jaskier nor Yennefer are inclined to be cooperative - and then the truth of Jaskier's past comes to threaten the present.

    Stuck in the fae realm with the thinnest of lies to keep them from being separated, Geralt and Jaskier are going to have to solve their relationship and keep their wits about them if they want to make it out of here intact. At least Yennefer and Triss are willing to help...

    ...if Yennefer and Triss could get over whatever they've got going on between them.

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