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    Oliver was in a state of bewilderment- or maybe it was just shock. The MI6 building had just lost its roof- literally- so it would make perfect sense. After being cleared by medical, and narrowly escaping psych who wanted to assess everyone after such a tragic event- which, yes, it was quite traumatic, however, they did work in a fucking spy agency, so people were most likely used to death- he had been called to M’s office.

    Or: how Q got his job and his first few days tackling the mess he's been left to deal with.

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    From the moment that Q had met Bond, he knew that Bond was going to make assumptions about him. From the spots on his face to the ties that he wore to the way his hair flopped down over his eyes, Bond was going to make assumptions about who he was as a person. He was going to assume that he was young (he was, but that's besides the point), that he was naive, and that he was likely inexperienced sexually and romantically due to his job, his genius level IQ, and his age.

    Q loved to exceed expectations.

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    Eve is taken from the field and sat behind a desk for the crime of killing a man who rose from the dead anyway.

    By that time, however, she's already made herself quite at home.

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    MI6 can't leave special tech like Q's palm print Walther in enemy hands. Someone has to get the komodo dragon to Britain. It was Moneypenny who got stuck with the wonderful job of capturing a fucking 70-kilo killer lizard in enemy territory and smuggling it out of the country. Of course, it was.

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    In the wake of the email that R sent out, Bond is healed. But that doesn't mean everything is okay.

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    Things have finally settled a little, and Q is starting to put his kidnapping behind him. Then Bond gets sick. Really sick. And it turns out that the source of the poisoning is much closer than Q could ever have imagined.

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    „Er ist weg. Er ist wirklich weg.“
    „Ich weiß, Q. Trink.“
    „Er ist mit ihr gegangen, Moneypenny. Ich kann nicht glauben, dass er mit ihr gegangen ist.“
    „Hier, trink noch ein bisschen mehr.“
    „Du bist eine gute Freundin, Eve.“

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    Moneypenny looked away from a moment at the use of the old nickname; when she turned her face back to Q, he was shocked to see her eyes glimmering. "If you do die, I might kill him anyway."

    Q's lips quirked. "I doubt M would appreciate it. Probably make you fill out paperwork."

    "M can get another agent, and get fucked while he's at it, " Eve growled. "Bond's crossed a lot of lines in the past, but this is different, Q. You bloody well dare to go and die on me, and I won't miss my shot next time."

    But before he could figure out a response to that, Q's body was wracked by another coughing fit.

     

    Yellow rose petals. How fitting.

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    They have survived millennia, not through memory of them but for what they stood for. But everything must fade, even them.

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    “胡扯,”Moneypenny不屑一顾地往他的方向挥手,“我已经安排好,星期五,一点。我把它列入你的日程表了,希望这会是一个不错的午餐约会,或许还可以一起吃顿晚饭。我会给你叫车,因为我不会让你迟到,或再次在地铁迷路。”

    Q想要抗议,但他记起了自己正在和谁交谈,然后马上折服。

    “好的,”他最终嘟囔道。 “但是当它以灾难收场时,我剩余的整个周末都要是空闲的。至少一周内你不能再插手。”

    “成交。”庆幸地Moneypenny答应了。

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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

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    “Nonsense,” Moneypenny waved a dismissive hand in his direction, “I’ve already got it arranged. Friday, one o’clock. I’ve put it into your schedule and, hopefully, it’ll be a nice, casual lunch date with the possibility of dinner later. I’ll send a car around because I won’t have you late or lost on the Tube. Again.”

    Q thought of protesting, reminded himself of just who he was talking to, and quickly deflated.

    “Fine,” he finally grumbled. “But when it ends in disaster I’m free for the rest of the weekend. No meddling allowed for at least a week.”

    “Deal.” Moneypenny thankfully agreed.

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    “Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.

    “Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”

    M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”

     

    Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.

    All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.

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    It's like one of those spy novels he used to read. Spill the secrets, or the other guy dies. Except now Q's the one with the potentially government-ending information, and Bond's the one paying the price. Written as an RP between myself (playing Q, Moneypenny and our OC badguy), and Biblichor (playing Bond and our OC badguy) from last year. Unedited except for spelling, but I'm hella proud of it.

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    It's a last-minute sting, and a chance for MI6 to capture a possible informant.

    But because it's so last minute, only two not-usually field agents and one of Q's verrrrrrry special toys are available for the mission.

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    Q should have left his boyfriend months ago. Only, he didn't, and now there's a gun to his head and he's pretty sure he's about to die.

    (Warning: This starts IMMEDIATELY with a graphic description of domestic violence.)

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    "He left. He really left."
    "I know, Q. Drink."
    "He left with her, Moneypenny. I can't believe that he left with her."
    "Here, drink some more."
    "You're a good friend, Eve."

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    Бонд изумленно смотрит на него. К стене привалены двое связанных мужчин, еще четверо лежат на полу, окровавленные и обмотанные изолентой.
    - Веревки хватило только на первых двух, - признается Кью, проследив направление его взгляда.

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    Moneypenny is kidnapped by SPECTRE. Featuring Connery!Bond, sassy!M, and BAMF!Moneypenny.

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    Bond盯着对方。
    他们周围,靠墙的两个男人被捆在一起,另外四个倒在血泊里,手脚被胶带牢牢固定。
    “我手头的绳子只够捆前两个。”Q理所当然地说。

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