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    FERYN AND OSCAR’S HOUSE RULES
    1. One night stands are one NIGHT and cannot stay for breakfast
    2. Laundry duty switches weekly according to schedule. If your socks are gone they’re gone
    3. CALL 999 IF THERE IS AN EMERGENCY. DO NOT WAIT. WE WILL HAVE NO REPEATS OF THE SPAGHETTIOS INCIDENT.
    4. Any and all boyfriends must be pre-approved to have no friendship, kinship, or positive interaction with The Dishonorable Bertrand MacGuffingham
    5. take care of yourself

    Somewhere in Prague, a professor and a carpenter are married. They're not in love in the traditional sense, but their family's impossible to deny. It's complicated, one might think, but it's really, really not.

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    It started, as most things do, with an accident. Or, more specifically, Hamid being in the wrong place at the wrong time (or perhaps the right place at the right time, depending on your perspective). In either case, it happened, and most stories make more sense if one starts at the beginning.

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    It’s time for the big day.

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    “You will be called the Drifter. It is your job, little mer, to travel the seas, floating along with the current, until someone calls to you. There are a great number of prophecies in the world, little mer, and you are the only one who can bring all of them to fruition. Go, now, and begin bringing peace to all.”

    Zolf, known as the Drifter, is tasked with bringing prophecies to light. Hamid is a shark prince who’s known his own role in his prophecy since he was born - killing the Drifter to break the curse on his people and save everyone.

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    As two professors from wildly different backgrounds, we promise to make this book make sense to everyone. We promise to make it readable. And, above all, we promise to make it good.
     

    -intro to Low Literature, by Dr and Dr Smith al-Tahan

    Somewhere in the University of Prague, two offices sit side by side: Dr Hamid al-Tahan and Dr Zolf Smith. The kicker?

    They’re getting married.

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    Sasha didn’t, as a general rule, buy people gifts. That wasn’t to say she never got people gifts, she did. She liked to, especially for the people she cares about. It’s just that for the longest time she didn’t exactly have the money to buy stuff, particularly anything so nonessential as gifts.

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    [PODFIC]

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    Neither Azu nor Zolf are sleeping, and if neither of them are sleeping, they might as well be talking.

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    Dunnock Town, like any other small seaside towns, has a number of festivals, and it’s Hamid’s first time attending any of them.

    [spring / summer]

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    On some days, Sasha hates being touched, and Azu always respects that. But other days, Sasha wants nothing more than to be held in Azu's arms.

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    Hamid wanted nothing more than to never have to see Gideon Langdon again. But when his parents invite Gideon to Cairo in the hopes that they'll be able to reconcile the differences between their two families, Hamid has to think fast to avoid falling back into Gideon's arms. Enter: Zolf Smith.
    Pretending to be in a relationship with one of his best friends should be easy, shouldn't it?

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    Prince Hamid Saleh Haroun Al-Tahan does not want to get married. He's already in a perfectly happy relationship with one Zolf Smith. However, as royalty he has very little say in the matter.
    Luckily his wife to be- Sasha Rackett- is just as uninterested as he is, particularly when a certain priestess of Aphrodite catches her eye.

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    Sasha and Azu get into social shenaniganary with each other as Azu tries to make a new friend and Sasha tries to work on an art project. Long story short soft feelings are distracting and the art project gets put on hold for another one.

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    Sasha didn’t, as a general rule, buy people gifts. That wasn’t to say she never got people gifts, she did. She liked to, especially for the people she cares about. It’s just that for the longest time she didn’t exactly have the money to buy stuff, particularly anything so nonessential as gifts.

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    Aphroguedite prompt fill for Maddie: "You have pretty hands."

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    Sasha and Azu don't have time to make it up. There's too much at stake and too little need for conversation. They aren't alike. They make it work.

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    Azu learns how to interact with Sasha through process of elimination. Suffice it to say, there are...mixed results.

    Or, five times Azu tried to understand Sasha and one time Sasha went to Azu instead.

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    But that’s in the past. And now, Hamid finds himself on a boat, a little way from the shore of Dunnock Town, surrounded by friends, all trying to individually teach him how to fish. See, Hamid had made the mistake of saying that he’s never been fishing before, and that had resulted in Zolf, Sasha, and, surprisingly, Grizzop, all looking at him like he’d grown a second head and proclaiming that they would teach him.

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    “Refuting Prestige Absolutism,” by Zolf Smith, PhD, Azubuike Nso, MA, et alia, 2012.
    “A Response to ‘Refuting Prestige Absolutism’: Historical Accessibility of Literature and Public Perception Thereof,” by Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan, PhD, 2012.
    “Rebuttal to Oversimplification,” by Zolf Smith, PhD, 2013.
    “Countering ‘Rebuttal To Oversimplification’: Nuance Within Definites, and the Qualifications for Claims Considering Objectivity,’ by Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan, PhD, et alia, 2013.

    Somewhere in the University of Prague's English department are two offices side by side: Dr Hamid al-Tahan and Dr Zolf Smith. The kicker?

    They absolutely hate each other.

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    Three weeks after opening night, the Racketts track down their missing person, Azu gets a kiss, and Zolf receives an unwanted gift. Welcome to life at the Naughty Admiral.

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    Six months ago, the hydrokinetic atypical Riptide put an ad in the papers, trying to set up a team of heroes.
    Five and a half months ago, Shadow stole a supercomputer that decided to hang out in her head and got offered a job.
    Four months ago, Oscar Wilde declared himself the Rangers' (they're still working on the name) PR man.
    Three months ago, Shadow lost her first ally and first friend in one fell swoop.

    Now, Sasha Rackett is channel-surfing and waiting for six o'clock.

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