20 Works in Aziraphale is So Done (Good Omens)

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    An Ineffable Husbands holiday!

    Responses to a series of fluffy writing prompts from @soft-angel-aziraphale, 2019.

    Every day is a one-shot, there is no overarching story, and they vary in style. Some are 100 words, some are 5k. I hope there's something for everyone :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,206
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    303
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    "I am the lassst guardian, the terror of the sssssea. You will never reach Mount Penglai. Turn back, humans, or meet your fate."

    "Crawley. You're making a scene."

    * * *

    An angel and a demon find themselves assigned to the same mission, from opposite ends. Arrangements are made.

    And kissing happens.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1106
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    "Damn but the angel could be obtuse at times, although to be fair it’s not like Crowley came right out and admitted that the cold air was hurting his face. Surely if the angel realized exactly how unpleasant the cold was for him, he’d be a little more amenable to talking the Bentley.

    If only there was a way for Aziraphale to experience it for himself."

    In which Crowley acts a right fool and pays for it in the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,068
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1319
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    Raphael had been missing for over 6000 years.

    Until he wasn't.

     

    Alternate title: Gabriel has a cosmic emotional breakdown

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,217
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    2712
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    ‘Big brains. That’s my point. Size of. Size of. Size of damn big brains. And then there’s the whales. Brain city, take it from me. Whole damn sea full of brains.’ -Crowley, after becoming hideously drunk with the Principality Aziraphale roughly a day after the Antichrist was brought to Earth and subsequently delivered to the wrong human parents.

    Although it must be said, while Crowley may do many things whilst drunk, he is not prone to exaggeration.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    171
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    The goose from Untitled Goose Game has manifested itself into the Good Omens universe and wrecks havoc on poor Crowley and Aziraphale by doing the one thing it does best; mischief.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,286
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    394
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    Crowley has become increasingly good at packing away and compartmentalizing his feelings over the years.

    He's not as good at pulling them back out, no matter how much he wants to.
    Add to that the fatigue and stress of the averted apocalypse, and you've got one raw and angsty demon to contend with.

    Life inside the music box ain't easy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,973
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    212
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    3129
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    After the apocalypse that wasn't, Crowley and Aziraphale always knew that sooner or later Heaven, Hell or both of them would come after them.

    So when the Archangel Michael comes sniffing around the pair, it's not exactly a surprise. It's just that the timing couldn't be worse, because she catches them at a moment when Aziraphale's frustrated creative impulses appear to have plunged them into their most ridiculous predicament yet.

    Resurrections, misconceptions, startled Satanic nuns, eldritch abominations and vacuum cleaner abuse - it's all going on and it's about to get messy, gassy and prone to disastrous decision making. And that's just Crowley.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,690
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    381
    Kudos:
    602
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    6248
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    It's Halloween and Crowley has some fun plans, at least for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,467
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    309
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    Aziraphale takes in a stray cat.

    So Crowley, in a fit of spite and jealousy, decides to take in a very mischievous stray Goose.

    Aziraphale's bookshop barely survives it. Both are very surprised by how things turn out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Zombies are just mindless, flesh eating monsters, right?

    Perhaps not as much as the living believe them to be.

    Aziraphale will find this to be true whether he wants to or not, and believe him, he doesn't want to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,439
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    483
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    Aziraphale esperaba muchas cosas de Crowley pero el verle llegar en el auto con una novia durmiendo en el asiento del copiloto no era una de ellas.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    Auribus Teneo Lupum: I hold the wolf by the ears; a situation where holding on and letting go can prove to be dangerous.

    On one particular evening, A.Z.Fell & Co. becomes a safe refuge for a runaway who blunders in, weak, injured, and unable to talk apart from sharing his own name. The owner, known by everyone in the block as Mr. Ezra Fell, has no second thoughts about housing and caring for this young man. But soon enough, complications arise, his secret being found out and his job and bookshop in danger from the very people he despises and the very people that, he laments, was his real family.

    In saunters Atty. Anthony J. Crowley, hired by said family to try and threaten the bookshop owner into closing down his business, or risk having a case slapped against him for harboring a fugitive, which could see him behind bars for a maximum of five years.

    Ezra, as it turns out, was a mild-mannered man who Crowley immediately takes a liking to, and the case abruptly seems too muddled up in gray water for Crowley to be on his client’s side. They both have to race against time and navigate themselves through a complicated maze of legal nature to save the runaway, Ezra, and the bookshop from certain doom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,032
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    582
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    When Crowley and Aziraphale find a baby on the edge of a forest, they take her in to care for her until they’re able to find her a new home. However, sentimentality soon gets the better of them, and they really can’t deny the fact that they’re both falling for this little girl as though she were their own.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,561
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    908
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    Jim made a beeline for the shelves he had browsed earlier, carefully and silently removing several books and stuffing them in his bag. A few shelves over he could hear John doing the same, and when Jim’s bag was full of valuable books he made his way over to his partner.

    John looked up from where he was crouching on the floor, two books in hand. “I can only fit one more, and I can’t figure out which one is more valuable,” he whispered.

    Jim rolled his eyes and crouched beside him, squinting in the dark to try to look. “It doesn’t really matter,” he said. “Just pick one to steal, we're going to be rich either way—”

    “WHAT IN HEAVEN DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”

    [Two humans attempt to rob Aziraphale's shop. It goes about as well as one would expect]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    748
    Bookmarks:
    89
    Hits:
    3367
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    The girl frowned, her arms crossing a little tighter. “Don’t you mean he?” she corrected, her eyes narrowing. "They isn't a proper singular pronoun."

    Aziraphale gave her a look that somehow managed to convey both deep disappointment and scathing disapproval. “I don’t believe I do,” he said. "And I would tend to disagree."

    The girl looked absolutely appalled. “I would think, of all people, that someone with a business in books would understand proper English grammar!”

    Aziraphale smiled, but there was absolutely no warmth to it. He looked rather more like an avenging angel than he normally did.

    Crowley settled in for the show.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    1048
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    3997
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    Harry doesn't have the greatest reputation at his school. His father's are proud, regardless.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    505
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3354
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    Being God is a bit like riding a bicycle. You never really forget how to do it, but picking it up again after you simply relaxed for a while can be a bit difficult. Regardless, you do not forget how to create.
    In this specific situation, God is creating something She has not created in a while.
    A being that grows on Her a little too much.
    Time to follow this tiny new being around as it learns about the world and is found by a certain angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,110
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1230
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    Crowley would have liked to think that he handled the beginning of Armageddon with a poise and dignity befitting the Serpent of Eden. Unfortunately for Crowley—and, in many ways, for Aziraphale—that wasn’t what happened.

    The truth was: He had panicked.

    “You what?” Aziraphale hissed, horrified eyes fixed on the wicker basket that hung limply from the demon’s hand.

    Crowley swallowed around the lump of dread that had lodged itself in his throat and repeated, “I may have stolen the Antichrist.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,836
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2754
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    If you ask Crowley when the Arrangement was sealed, he will mutter something inaudible, shuffle his feet, advert his eyes and snap that it was at some point during the 1000s, who can ever remember. If you ask Aziraphale, he will answer primly while drinking his tea and state that the Arrangement was sealed in 1020 AD, at precisely 12 o'clock, Paris time, because he is a bastard like that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,096
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    926

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