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    Ezra Fell has spent his time existing outside the margins of what is necessarily human.
    Anthony Crowley is the lead of a coven of bumbling witches.
    A pulp horror unlike any other. With blood (of course), and magic (of course), and perhaps (maybe), a bit of love for the mix.
    Right on time for October!

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    Starry-eyed Aziraphale - just call me Azi - follows her dreams to California where she finds her spot amongst the dancers at Tracy's Burlesque Club.

    Along the way she finds more than just an outlet for her talent including the battling attractions for the bartender, Crowley, the threat of the club being sold, and the jealousy of the headlining dancer, Bee.

    Becoming a star doesn't mean losing yourself and Azi finds a way to have her cake and eat it too.

    Or the Burlesque/Ineffable Wives crossover we all need.

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    Sometime after Eden, but before the Ark, our Ineffables are learning their way in the world, and doing their best to follow orders. For Crawly, this means mostly annoying humans. For Aziraphale, this means thwarting Crawly. I stopped short of naming this “Thwart me harder, daddy” no matter what my brain tried to say about it. Have some spicy top/dom bearded Aziraphale and bottom/sub long haired Crawly. Throw in some wall-pinning, hair tugging and praise kink, sit back and enjoy.

    Illustrated byIneffableChocolateCheeseCake (Instagram) or
    IneffableChocolateCheeseCake on AO3

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    Crowley sets out to create a youtube tutorial video on how to detail (wash) your classic car properly without damaging it. At least that's what he tells Aziraphale. He may, however have an ulterior motive for getting scantily clad and wet in front of his angel... He is, after all, the original tempter.

    This is also the first digital car drawing I did!

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    Inspired by the tumblr post by Neil Gaiman. Most people jumped on the “five fennec foxes in an overcoat” and churned out adorable art and fics. We haven’t seen much of the glove puppet yet though (or indeed, Raoul, but that’s a story for another day). So IneffableChocolateCheeseCake did Aziraphale with puppet Crowley, and my mind went to work. She requested I flesh it out into a fic, and of course I couldn’t resist some smutty nonsense.

    Neil-Gaiman: “... in Season 1 of Good Omens, the part of a demon named Crowley was played by actor David Tennant. Budget cuts in Season 2 mean that the part of Crowley in Season 2 will be shared between a glove puppet, a dear friend of the production manager’s named, I believe, Raoul, and five trained fennec foxes wearing an overcoat.”

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    Miele_Petite gifted me some nice spicy line art for my birthday a little while ago, and allowed me to colour it myself. It inspired this oneshot, which is a sequel to "It's not about the crepes" although it's not neccesary to read that first. 1941 during the Blitz, and Crowley has just saved Aziraphale from an inconvenient discorporation. Aziraphale has missed Crowley, and doesn't want to waste the moment. Crowley doesn't hesitate to give him all the time he needs, even if it means stealing it from the universe.

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    Crowley finds a somewhat bawdy love poem from Aziraphale in a book.
    Really bad poetry using fruit analogies ensues, along with a little heartache and pining revealed.

    Warning, really bad poetry. Also, while perhaps not E levels, it's gets an M rating for fruit as body parts and sexual acts fantasies.

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    Aziraphale and Dog bond over the former Hell Hounds personality

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    Aziraphale shares a shocking sexual fantasy, and Crowley thinks the fuck not.

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    some stupid comment newton made makes crowley question himself a few things...

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    There is freedom in hiding and honesty in pretending. On the evening of a masquerade, hidden away, Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves free to act on their truth.

     

     

    “They are terribly revealing in a sense, you know. The masks,” he said, still looking out on the lake, his hands clenching around the stone edge of the bench.
    “Oh?”
    “Yeah.”
    He turned around to face the angel, putting everything in his words.
    “Give people a sense of security and they present to you their innermost desires on a silver platter. All of their secrets, their wants, right there at the surface because if they hide their identity, they don’t have to hide their self. Self-destructiveness in it’s most beautiful form.”

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    Sometimes Aziraphale surprises Crowley. Crowley still hasn't worked out that he generally does this on purpose. He is, after all: Just Enough Of A Bastard To Be Worth Knowing...

    Happy birthday to Miele_Petite!

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    my NSFW piece for the digital version of Flaming Like Anything ZIne II*.

    The theme was BSDM - safe, sane and consensual with good sexual practises, communication and aftercare. Aziraphale asks Crowley for some playtime together and gives him a list of things he'd like to enjoy together. Crowley dresses for the occasion (I wrote this *months* before Hired Heart by the way!), and brings Aziraphale his special golden collar to wear for their playtime, with some sensation play using Crowley's demonic claws, and some edging with a wearable toy, until neither of them can hold back any longer.

    *(I also provided some handmade Good Omens jewellery merch for higher tiers of the physical zine). I've included my digital illustration of the illuminated letter for my piece which appears in the zine.

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    Every time the angel needed rescue in rode The Demon Crowley - on a metaphorical *black* charger, with definitely *not* shining armour, but certainly in the role of valiant protector. This time things were different.

    The roles are reversed - will Aziraphale save his demon, and are things exactly as they seem?

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    Demon Azira(fell) faces death by Holy Water and Angel Crowley faces death by Hellfire... or, do they? And I swear, I can hear a nightingale sing in Berkeley Square.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From the bus stop to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'first' 'night' of the rest of their lives

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    Demon Azira(fell) and Angel Crowley take on Armageddon, or well... Adam takes on Armageddon. Also, it should be noted; the Ineffable Plan is not the same as The Great Plan, is it? As pointed out by Crowley.

     

    Season 1, Episode 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives (From beginning to Mr. Young collecting Adam.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the 'beginning' of armageddon & the adam's father

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    After the setback at Warlock's birthday party, the Husbands find a mutually satisfying way to vent their frustrations..

    That sounds like a very thin plot, and, honestly, there is no plot. At all. I have zero excuses. They bicker and have some switch-tastic, crack-tacular fun with their plug-'n-play genitals. That's it, folks. Enjoy the romp!

    This is my third and final contribution to the #Whitesuitcrowley event, and it also covers my Good Omens Bingo squares "Books" and "Discord".

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) watches as Angel Crowley's plant shop go up in flames, and gets drunk, while Angel Crowley needs to posses a body and uses Madame Tracy's. Also, the angel and demon might have know each other before The Fall... or, definitely knew each other.
     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From beginning to just after Madame Tracy's seance.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes. Also, new section and added detail to their backstory.

    Formally called; plant shop not on fire & the figure of crowley & madame tracy's possession

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    Demon Azira(fell) uses Holy Water to get out of a tight spot with Hastur and Ligur, and the angel Crowley has a run in with the Archangels... and, now Shadwell is here, trying to exorcise him...

     

    Season 1, Episode 4: Saturday Morning Funtime. (From the scene with Ligur's death to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the unholy water plan & the ‘successful’ angel exorcism

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