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    Biblichor: the word that describes the particular smell that belongs to old books.

    Crowley discovers Aziraphale has a certain visceral reaction to the smell of old books. Always up for a good temptation, he decides to try out the extent of Azirphale's reaction. Smut ensues~

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    Aziraphale has a List of things he would like to do.

    Crowley is less organised. But just as eager.

    (Various kinks and scenarios from prompts, chapters will have Content Warnings listed to help skip/avoid anything you dislike. No kink-shaming here, but it may be YKINMKBYKIO at times.)

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    Aziraphale swallowed, hard.

    He’d always assumed that he had no interest in sex. Angels didn’t, generally speaking. And– well, he’d certainly never indulged before, had never even really fantasized about such things… But now that he knew that Crowley wanted him that way…

    (In which two asexual immortal beings bumble their way into a friends-with-benefits relationship that neither of them actually wants. They sort themselves out... eventually.)

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    My go at the Ineffable Valentine's Day prompts.

    Aziraphale and Crowley can't stop fantasizing about each other... frequently in each other's presence... which can get awkward.

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    Crack prompt fills. I'm so sorry.

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    AU - Dr AZ Fell accidentally tips a cup of hot tea over a tall red headed stranger on his way to the train station, requiring him to dust off his old nursing skills.

    Crowley certainly didn't expect to end up lying on a filthy Soho pavement, with his shirt literally ripped open while he tried not to scream at the pain.

    Two strangers meet via a chance encounter, one hands the other a business card with an apology......what happens next?

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    Sequel to Recoil.
    Aziraphale and Crowley long ago swore off becoming too attached to humans; too much heartbreak involved with such a brief (to them) lifespan. But with the two of them now involved in the Witch's Trinity Curse, they have no choice. Penelope Blackthorn is a part of their lives now, and the enigma of their bond continues to mystify all three of them, as it morphs and strengthens over time. And with Crowley freed from Hell's grip, and Aziraphale's loyalty weak at best, the angel and demon start to become closer and tackle the barriers that have kept them at arms reach of each other for 6000 years. But as usual, they struggle to speak openly with each other, with that 6000 years of Heavenly and Hellish brainwashing respectively. So it takes a clairvoyant witch, who can literally gauge their feelings by touching them, to translate for them. And they both become rather fond of their monkey in the middle.

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    Post-Apocalypse, Aziraphale has decided it's long past time for him to do some things with his demon that they've denied themselves for millennia. And it's not that Crowley is opposed; he's just well-practiced at being afraid, and it's hard to give up the habit of a lifetime.

    So Aziraphale is simply going to have to convince him. Quite thoroughly.

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    Aziraphale swallowed, hard.

    He’d always assumed that he had no interest in sex. Angels didn’t, generally speaking. And– well, he’d certainly never indulged before, had never even really fantasized about such things… But now that he knew that Crowley wanted him that way…

    (In which two asexual immortal beings bumble their way into a friends-with-benefits relationship that neither of them actually wants. They sort themselves out... eventually.)

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    They’ve been caught up in their own bubble of exploration, but Aziraphale and Crowley need to decide what they will do, now that they’re on their own side and out of their old jobs.

    First, Crowley misses Aziraphale’s shop, and they need a bed there.

    “Crowley pushes Aziraphale — gently, firmly, relentlessly — back into the mound of the bedclothes and leans down over him and kisses him intently. And then he straightens up and undoes Aziraphale’s many buttons: his waistcoat and his shirt and his old-fashioned trouser flies. “So many buttons,” he grumbles, but Aziraphale just smiles, he knows Crowley likes the fact that the many buttons draw this part out and out and out, filling them both with delicious shivery anticipation.”

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    I meant to write this as an Aziraphale/Crowley view on Biblical happenings, and it turned into smut instead.

    There are vague mentions of some Biblical happenings, mostly focusing on Aziraphale's feelings through them. Then there's a time jump for first time modern era kisses and smut. With Biblical quotes, because Song of Solomon has a lot of nice passages.

    Plenty of pining and angst, plenty of Crowley not knowing how to handle affection and melting in angel arms.

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    “Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.”

    Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.”

    “Can you pretend to be my wife?”

    -----

    Or, 9 Times They Get Married + 2 Times It Was Actually Real.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale's first time together is all about discovering each other's sexytime quirks.

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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])

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    “Just looking, angel,” Crowley says softly. He spreads his legs wider, one hand sliding up his thigh. “Has Heaven regulated your eyes, too?”

    Aziraphale’s lips purse. He’s suddenly furious . . . and aroused. “Has Hell regulated your heart?”

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    Crowley had purchased the doll back in the seventies without much thought to its usage. He'd been intrigued by the concept, but realized days afterwards that any old demonic miracle could effectively do the same to the doll's target, and tossed it into the back of an old wardrobe in his bedroom.

    He hadn't thought about the doll again until one night when he and Aziraphale were lounging (well, Crowley was lounging, and Aziraphale was sitting in a slightly more relaxed version of his standard prim posture) and sharing a bottle of whiskey. Glasses off and face half-hidden by his own shoulder pressed to his cheek, Crowley subtly shifted his gaze to focus squarely on Aziraphale. After a moment of pause, he graciously allowed himself a rolling glance over the angel's sweet, soft body, and realized his mistake when he felt a familiar heat begin to gather in his chest.

    - - -

    AKA the one where Crowley rediscovers an old voodoo doll.

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    Aziraphale plans to surprise Crowley with a romantic day for Valentines. Candlelight dinner, rose petals on the bed, lingerie, the works. Unfortunately, Crowley is planning something very similar, and they get in each other's way.
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    Crowley had finally, finally made it to Aziraphale’s favorite gourmet chocolatier unseen and unaccompanied. Even when trying his hardest to avoid the angel, it was like some force was pulling them together.

    Aziraphale, as hopeless a romantic as Crowley had recently discovered him to be, might have called that force love. Crowley cynically thought it felt rather more like the universe playing a practical joke.

    He cut through St. James Park.

    He glanced at the ducks in the pond, and ran directly into Aziraphale. Yep, the universe definitely had it out for him.

    Aziraphale looked as surprised and Crowley felt, and flung the bag in his hands into the pond. “OH HELLO CROWLEY! What a nice surprise!” His voice was rather too loud.

    Crowley chucked the box of Chocolates safely into a nearby tree. “AZIRAPHALE!” He plastered a fake smile across his face. “How lovely to see you!”

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    It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation.
    (Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.)

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    “Oh, dear, I apologize in advance for I’m afraid I’m about to do something reckless.” he says gently putting his hands of Crowley’s chest.

    The next thing Crowley knows is that he is being slammed against a wall, air knocked out of him, warm angel clinging to the neck of his tank top.

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    Aziraphale has plans for him, Crowley knows: why else drag him to a party neither of them want to be at? Why order him to behave himself, only to then turn around and tell him to enjoy himself, try the wine dear boy, it’s splendid—

    It’s the set up for a fantasy, a line of dominoes ready to fall as Aziraphale sets up the pieces; and the push comes in the form of a-few-too-many drinks, and an angel that refuses to be denied.

    A love letter to consensual non-con, where Crowley gets drunk at a party, and Aziraphale takes him home, and takes advantage.

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