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    Crowley was Tempting again. Aziraphale noticed it when she made the mistake of looking up from the book of Sanskrit poetry she had been translating, and was now unsure whether she wanted to ignore it or intervene.

    Crowley was leaning over the windowsill full of plants that had begun appearing in the bookshop after the world hadn’t ended and Adam had restored the shop; Aziraphale knew, though, that the plants were Crowley’s doing, not the Antichrist’s. The demon was holding a plant mister, and while she couldn’t hear the words, Aziraphale knew Crowley was harassing the poor things while she watered them. But that wasn’t the Tempting.

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    Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.

    Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.

    Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.

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    An exploration of Aziraphale and Crowley's shenanigans together in between the vignettes featured during episode three's 30 minute cold open. Alternatively, how they came to know and love each other, in every sense of the word. Sexual tension guaranteed throughout. First chapter has a little bit of *suggestive* content but there won't be any smut until the later chapters, if there's any at all. I'm honestly just gonna see where this goes and hope others enjoy it too. :)

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    Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
    This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
    “You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.” 

    🍎

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.

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    Human AU. London is full of cold, uncaring people. Crowley loathes them all. But when he catches sight of the beautiful Aziraphale, a true gentle soul of infinite kindness, he thinks perhaps he is capable of love after all. And if the mysterious bookshop owner rejects him? Well, Crowley will love him enough for the both of them.

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    After the Apoca-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley spent 3 glorious months together with chaste cuddling. Crowley, however, wants something more and pulls away. When Aziraphale leaves on a trip to France, the two finally have the space to talk things out. Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to masturbate, and their friendship takes a lusty turn.

    Can their relationship survive their newfound sexual intimacy? Do they ever learn to communicate well? Will they stop being idiots and just fork already? Let's find out!

    (This started as a simple 2 chapter piece, and now it's a whole thing, so there you have it)

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    It's the 1970's, baby. Polyester is in, and so is finding a healthy outlet for 6000 years of repressed feelings for your best friend. Our story starts a few years after Aziraphale tells Crowley he goes too fast. Our favorite demon roams across Europe and America, accidentally becoming both a music producer and a DJ in the process. These two lovestruck fools will eventually work it out, I promise. A slooooooow burn, complete with a disco playlist that will have you saying, "Why the fuck do people say they hate disco?"

    Playlist is HERE and will be updated with each chapter: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0t911JSMifCB8sXZkGX59R?si=uL6PXU7vTWyRUpNK1nO1pw

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    Crawly’s eyes go blank, and Aziraphale cannot help but pluck the memory away from him, because they cannot meet as enemies if Crawly truly thinks he can love. That cannot be borne. “You didn’t say that. You cannot love. That was taken from you, when you Fell,” he says softly. “You merely wish you could, dear boy.”

    “No,” Crawly murmurs. “I do. She didn’t take that. Wish She did, less scary if She did.”

     

    Or: Crowley won't stop confessing his love to Aziraphale, and it's simply too dangerous for them both to remember.

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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    Aziraphale and Crowley go to a park to have a picnic. Of course, Crowley finds a way to make it a lot more fun- by way of intentionally wetting himself.

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    After thousands of years of longing, Aziraphale decides it's safe to turn his sexuality on.

    Or:

    “Go on,” he said, biting down on the temptation that wanted to follow. (You know you want to. It'll feel so good, promise.)

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    Aziraphale has been Gifted by God; a glorious wolf-like form powerful enough to destroy those of the 'Cursed' demons Hell-bent on the desecration of Earth. She sent him out to hunt.
    Unfortunately, Aziraphale isn't much of a hunter, which may be a good thing, considering his choice of friend.

    Werewolf AU - will be explicit, will have violence almost from the beginning. This is likely to get a little long! Thank you for patience in advance, I may write 5000 words in a day or not write for weeks, oops.

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    NSFW fanart for Good Omens, specifically aziraphale/crowley.

    mostly soft, pastel and full of shippy lovey-dovey mush because that's what i enjoy.
    content warnings are included in the table of contents and in each chapter summary. tags will be added as needed.

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    Aziraphale is many things: a collector, a shopkeep, a connoisseur of fine cuisine, a husband, The Angel of the Eastern Gate, and, of course, the Swordbearer.

    "He finally put it together when he realized those dreams he kept having might be related. It was always the same, Aziraphale towering over him, flaming sword clutched in his hand, eyes furious and stone-serious. The threat was different though, not exactly how it happened. It wasn’t or I’ll never talk to you again. It was or I’ll end you as sure as I’m standing and in the dream he knew the angel could."

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    Aziraphale puts his hand on top of Crowley’s and Crowley can feel the blood drain from his head. His face feels hot and his eyeballs hurt and the room starts to close in. The last thing Crowley knows is the sensation of his knees hitting the floor as he slithers out of his chair.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley meet in 1979 while working on a film adaptation of an Ezra Fell novel. Aziraphale just had another fight with Gabriel and is looking for something casual, even if it's with a human. Crowley is not a human, but Aziraphale doesn't know that. In Crowley's defense, he also doesn't know that Aziraphale's not a human.

    Aziraphale and Crowley meet again in 2019 while working on a film adaptation of the same Ezra Fell novel.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have one night away from Grace, and find that there's more to be done than simply warding the cottage against Satan.

    Doesn't stand alone without the rest of Falling From Grace, sorry!

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    Demons were all about fire, death and decay, right? Well, not this one. Not anymore. (Maybe not ever, but especially not anymore)

    (AKA Another One Where Crowley Is Generally Very Fucked Up From The Book Shop Fire/Thinking Aziraphale Died [But Don't Worry, Aziraphale Helps Make It Alright])
    [As a forewarning in case you don't like that sort of thing: the rating is E because in later chapters there will be porn, and I'll be adding more tags in as I go]

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    Five times Crowley confessed his love to Aziraphale and one time he didn’t.

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    “Oh, ohh,” Aziraphale gasps, eyelids fluttering. “What is that?”

    “Aphrodisiac. In m’fangs.” He savours the little shiver he feels against him. “D’you like it? I can get rid of it.”

    “Don’t you dare.” Aziraphale’s pupils are wide and dark. “Crowley. Bite me properly.”

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