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    Oh, no! Gabriel has just informed Aziraphale that a DEMON has been living on earth to battle him! What a travesty. Aziraphale will have to ask his best friend and perfectly normal human immortal, Crowley, if he’s seen any demonic activity.

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    Crowley's flat is alive with the sound of man eating plants, Anathema is a speed demon, and Aziraphale is an idiot without meaning to.

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    In a cottage in the South Downs, Crowley and Aziraphale are enjoying their retirement. But though they are now partners in a romantic sense as well, the angel finds that he has an itch. An itch that he's been ignoring for a long time but which has reared its head again.
    Now that he's finally allowed to touch those lovely locks, of course Crowley has short hair and Aziraphale can't help his yearning for more. He can't tell Crowley, though, because what business has he to dictate how his beloved demon should look?

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    Jenny is a wedding planner, looking to take on a new client. Mr Fell is happy to have her on board, but he isn't always the best at communicating...

    (A human wedding planner can't make sense of an angel who can't make sense of humans either... it's humorous fluff)

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    After the Apocalypse doesn’t happen, things return to semi-normal for the angel and the demon. But Aziraphale finds it harder and harder to lie to himself about what he really wants. Naturally he comes up with a *scheme* rather than just communicating his feelings, though.

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    "flashes of... of love."
    "you're being ridiculous. the last thing we need now is-"

     

    as a being of love, aziraphale is very sensitive to the emotions of humans. sensitive enough that occasionally, he gets overwhelmed by all the feelings of love, only eased by the ways that humans generally ease their feelings. part of his arrangement with crowley, thankfully, is that crowley helps him out when it all gets too much.
    strange, isn't it, that these feelings of love happen to be strongest whenever he's with crowley? what an unusual coincidence.

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    Aziraphale tries to change his corporation and ends up as a houseplant. Crowley whisks him away to be potted, cared for, and screamed at properly at his flat. Aziraphale makes some unexpected new friends.

    Written for the Good Omens Kink Meme.

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    Being God is a bit like riding a bicycle. You never really forget how to do it, but picking it up again after you simply relaxed for a while can be a bit difficult. Regardless, you do not forget how to create.
    In this specific situation, God is creating something She has not created in a while.
    A being that grows on Her a little too much.
    Time to follow this tiny new being around as it learns about the world and is found by a certain angel.

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    After the little apocalypse that couldn't, Aziraphale expects things to change between him and Crowley. But after being told he goes too fast, Crowley isn't about to take the lead. It takes a long break on Alpha Centauri for Aziraphale to come to terms with his new life and his new priorities.

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    Crowley’s in love with one of the Good Guys.

    And the Good Guy in question adores butter tarts with an unseemly passion. Enough to speak wistfully of them when they aren’t around. Enough to ask Crowley to drive at ridiculous speeds across miles of English countryside to storm a bake sale, taking no prisoners. Enough to devour the butter tarts on the way home, leaving crumbs on the seat of Crowley’s car (the car hadn’t minded terribly, which was unusual in itself). And enough to leave one for Crowley, saying archly, “Perhaps after you actually try it, you’ll understand.”

    Crowley is now glumly staring at this butter tart, letting its flavour spread across his forked tongue, and thinking: How do I become a butter tart?

    ***

     

    Crowley decides this is the time to really make a play for Aziraphale's heart. And, being an absolute idiot, he decides the way to do it is through his stomach. Sort of. Highlights: self-indulgent narration, unusually obtuse demons, increasingly confused angels, and a deliciously happy ending.

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    Aziraphale finds a collection of love letters in his bookshop.

    based on

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    Podfic for brinnanza's "get religion quick (cause you're looking divine)"

    "So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

    It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop."

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    For the ineffable husbands bingo, Angst prompt.

    Aziraphale has left. Crowley doesn't know what he did wrong.

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    Aziraphale gets a snake, domesticity ensues.

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    "he gave you flowers and chocolate? sounds like someone's trying to court you, angel," the demon said.

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    ineffable
    /ɪnˈɛfəb(ə)l/
    adjective
    too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words.

    Two bottles of the most expensive wine in Crowley's extensive collection. Three days until Armagdidn't.
    It's been six thousand years.

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    Crowley ponders the human condition until Aziraphale rips the rug out from under both their feet. Crowley has to give lessons in boundaries and consent and BDSM etiquette and all are surprised in the end.

    CW for non consensual discusssion, not explicit, much language and SO MUCH ANGST

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    “Now, don’t be foolish, Crowley, you’re a demon. Demons don’t love.”
    [… ]
    Aziraphale remembers this conversation, a long time later, with a quiet sort of horror.

    It’s a tricky situation, and Aziraphale only has himself to blame for this one.

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    SPOILERS FOR EP6

    As far as demons go, there’s nothing wrong with being jealous. There’s nothing wrong with being miserable, either, which Hastur definitely was, because he’d always dreamed that having Crowley’s job would somehow transform him instantly into someone just as capable and smooth, and instead at 12pm today a 7 year old child who had been just about to steal some batteries from a store threw them at his face instead, and called him a shithead.

    What was probably less acceptable, as far as demons were concerned, was standing in front of a mirror in a corner store in London’s SoHo with a pair of large black sunglasses on and posing.

    In which Crowley runs in to a miserable, completely failing Hastur who just wants to know how Crowley did it; how Crowley got away with sliding into hell once a century with his stupid hips and sultry grin and not doing his job, and ended up fucking off unscathed.

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    Aziraphale straightens out the crumpled notepaper and skims through it for what seems like the hundredth time. Crowley has a list, just like his, and so he ought to. Amongst the petty comments about not leaving socks lying around and not touching his lipstick, three rules stand out to Aziraphale most of all:
    Rule one: no being kind to those bloody plants.
    Rule two: no drinking the 1998 Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame.
    Rule three: no masturbating.

    “That shouldn’t be a problem,” he murmurs to himself, like a liar.

    ***

    The Body Swap situation requires rules; something similar like one would receive when house-sitting. But what are rules if not made to be broken?

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