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    After disappearing in Europe for five years, Draco Malfoy appears on the front cover of the Daily Prophet with a two-page long spread detailing his sightings as a high-class prostitute

    Harry thinks that Draco Pureblood Malfoy as a rentboy is the most ironic thing in existence... Until he sees the photos of Malfoy and decides that he might just be the hottest thing that Harry has ever seen.

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    “Hermione’s boggart will probably have McGonagall tell her she failed everything!” Ron snickered beside him. Harry grinned good-naturedly, his eyes not leaving Hermione’s back as he watched her prepare for her turn with the boggart.

    They were wrong.

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    Harry loves his life. Sure, work as an Auror is hard but he has his best friend by his side as his flat mate. And Hermione is the ideal flat mate - thoughtful, kind, and she has good taste in movies to boot. But when Harry is suddenly confronted with a new perspective concerning his best friend, he is tempted to cross a line he never dared to touch before. Written for Harmony & Co.'s Lyric Llama.

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    Neelix is throwing yet another party for the crew of Voyager. Seven isn't that interested in going, until Harry stops by Astrometrics to ask her if she's going.

    Fictober #6: "Yes, I'm aware. Your point?"

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    "He can still hear though, and in the distance, hears his name (Harry, Harry, Harry) being repeated. Right, Ginny, this must be traumatising for her. A song fills his mind, and it's like every muscle in his body relaxes and calm washes over him. Until that too, fades away, along with his consciousness.

    Surprisingly, he wakes up. What happened when he was asleep, seems… odd, private, something he doesn't want to think about right now. Instead he focuses on his surroundings. He still in the chamber. There's a basilisk and a bird and a girl with red hair. And a boy drenched in blood with no rise of his chest. Oh. That's him. Wait, what? "

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    Snowed in with a customer. Perfect.

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    🎶🎵🎶

    Every Friday night there's a steady cloud of dust
    That leads back to a field filled with pickup trucks
    Got old Hank crankin', way up loud
    Got coolers in the back, tailgates down
    There's a big fire burnin' but don't be alarmed
    It's just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm

    — “Down On the Farm” by Tim McGraw

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    Harry Potter, a young, highly skilled criminal psychologist, working for the freelance detective agency, the Order of the Phoenix boards the Hogwarts Express in hopes of finding the serial Killer, Lord of Snakes. The train departs from King's Cross Station and upon entering the dining carriage he meets the charming Tom Riddle who is hosting the trip and can't help but feel slightly attracted to the wealthy, young man.

    But then, someone is murdered.

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    3/?
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    For the last year and a half, Harry has spent his coffee break at the same cafe every day, not because he loves their coffee, but rather because of the gorgeous omega behind the counter making the coffees. As a beta, he’s sure he doesn’t stand a chance with him, so he goes online to find as close a substitute as possible.

    A camboy au

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    Harry is the barista at a coffee shop and always screws up Louis’ name on purpose.
     

    (Title is from "Sweet Creature" by Harry Styles & prompt is taken from this site)

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    Harry defeated Voldemort as a toddler and for 16 years lived his life as a normal, teenage, wizard. His last year without responsibility a.k.a 6th year, is derailed by a beautiful, blond boy from Beauxbaton that has captured his heart and the triwizarding competition; that sounds fun at first but really, really isn't. The worst part is Harry isn’t sure which one will kill him first.

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    It was three years since the Battle of Hogwarts had been fought and Harry James Potter was living alone in muggle London to escape the spotlight that was shone upon him in the wizarding world. However, his mundane day-to-day dwelling was interrupted by an offer from none other than Hogwarts' headmistress: Minerva McGonagall. Taking the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Harry gets more than he bargained for when he's reunited with an old enemy. Would Potions Master, Draco Malfoy, be prepared to start fresh with Professor Potter? Or would their previous status of archenemies remain unchanged?

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    11/?
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    Quite frankly both of them would just rather they died on the spot.

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    “Brett, there’s something I need to tell you,” he started, inwardly cringing at his choice of words before taking in a deep breath. Brett seemed curious, raising her eyebrows expectantly. “The reason I haven’t been texting you back is that...”
    “Harry, they were all out of organic guacamole,” a raspy, unfamiliar male voice interrupted, startling him into silence. “So I got us the normal one. Hope that’s alright?”

    Harry has no idea how to escape awkward situation but luckily for him, Louis swoops in to help.

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    Life can be described in many different ways by many different kinds of people.
    For Harry, his life is the blond young man he saw standing alone at the edge of that bridge

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    Louis is having a personal crisis, a third Valentine's Day being single. Unless he meets someone this week at the high end department store he works at, he'll be stuck going to Niall's Valentine's Day party--again.

    Or the one where Harry mistakes Louis for a mannequin.

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    Week 8: “I want to kiss all of the freckles on your cute face.”

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    ‘It’ll be nice to have something to look at.’ Harry thought to himself. All he saw where families wish their children goodbye and friends greet each other, nothing interesting.

    Until there was.

    His eyes caught sight of pure white. Following the colour like a dog, Harry caught sight of the most beautiful person he’d ever seen stop not far from him.
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    Harry defeated Voldemort as a toddler and is now just a kid in Hogwarts. So when the tri-wizard competition is introduced in 6th year, he is infatuated with the blonde boy from Beauxbaton.

    Can he make him his or will faith stop him?

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    REWRITTEN VERSION: Enveloppé dans un joli nœud

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    "Uh," the boy finally says, "that's my bike?"

    Harry's eyes widen and he feels his face light up in embarrassment. He wants the ground to open up and swallow him, oh my God-

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    Harry is very bad at making excuses, especially when he blames it all on teenage hormones. This is a Harry/Daphne fic. A two-short written for the Golden Snitch Forum over at ff.net

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    2/2
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    4
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