17 Works in Autistic Dirk Gently

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    Things were looking up. They were set to open the Agency on Monday. Farah decided to stick around. Mona revealed she was there. And Hobbs and Tina were in town to celebrate the grand opening. Dirk’s dreams were coming true.
    The Friday before they opened they all went out for drinks. And having a few too many, Todd has flashbacks to his Mexican Funeral days. And he realizes just how horrible he is. He doesn’t deserve any of this. It had to be a trick, the universe would just take this all away from him. Because Farah, Mona, Dirk… they all deserve so much better than him. So he stuffs it all down.

    “Hate This and I’ll Love You”- A Brotzly character study through the music of Muse. Told both through the eyes of Dirk and Todd, mainly focusing on Todd and his journey through healing and self forgiveness. 14 chapters inspired by 14 Muse songs
    Featuring; case side plots and adventures in therapy (Oh, and Autistic!Dirk)
    No prior knowledge of the band Muse is required, I’ll be putting the lyrics to the songs the chapters are inspired by before each one.

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    Dirk grasps at straws to try and find a solution. The detective doesn’t have time to actually work it through, he just tries to word and pray that something comes out that will help assuage Todd’s emotions. “Perhaps if we know why they are haunting the gymnasium, we can ask them to leave or pass onto the next world or something… Or maybe—”

    Todd shakes his head and cuts off the detective countering the ramblings spiral. “They’ve been here for over a century. They aren’t just going to pack up and leave. Look, I think you’re going about this all wrong.”

    Wrong.

    Dirk subconsciously flinches at the word as if he is undergoing electroshock treatment in real-time once more. The word buzzes in his brain and repeats itself like a needle in his brain.

    Wrong!

    Todd continues trailing off on the case and it’s quite possibly the last thing he can focus on at the moment as his fingers start tense and the incoming breath feels heavier than before. “We should talk to the headmaster. Farah said— Dirk?”

    Wrong!

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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    30/34
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    Some stories about Little!Dirk Gently and his (eventual) Papa, Todd Brotzman.

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    "Todd..." Dirk queried calmly "What is that?"

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    Dirk, Todd, and Farah have seen many a strange thing in their lives. But this one... this one takes the cake.
    It all started Christmas morning, Dirk and Todd were shocked to discover a swarm of breakfast stealing bees. You heard me, breakfast stealing bees.
    What even is going on in this one?!

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    The cogs and circuits of the great machine of inter-connectedness are once again in motion. A Thing is missing. In fact, several things are missing, and they have to be returned to their rightful owners. After a whole month of peace and quiet, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency has two whole new cases to solve. And what a fine pair of cases they are.

    The journey will start close to home and venture beyond the Earth, far into the cosmos. It will connect an old professor (and his young friend), a paranoid billionaire, world’s worst mercenary and a band of mysterious twenty-somethings in a cool van.

    Yes, the Rowdy Three are also there. Yes, there is more than one cool van in this book.

    (You can’t go wrong with a cool van)

    Read on to discover more of Dirk’s past and Amanda’s future, of the successes and errors of Black Wing supervisor Adams, of unspoken feelings and disappearing music boxes and meanings lost in translation.

    Oh, and could there be someone watching this all from behind the reality curtains?..

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    32/32
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    It a good day for a date and non binary vibes

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    This is basically my version of Season 3 so buckle up and get ready for a wild, crazy, holistic ride. And oh, keep an eye out and pay attention to "irrelevant" details...

    They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend.

    When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean.

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    27/27
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    Despite them being called "The Eight Months of Nothing", a lot of things happened in that time. Let's take a look, shall we?

    Dirk has a vivid imagination, to say the least. His fantasies of him playing the bass with Todd never left his head. In truth, it's all he can think about when Todd plays. That and how unfairly talented he is and how much he just wants to- NOPE! Not thinking about that one.
    So one day, his rash decision-making gets the best of him.

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    Where Dirk Gently struggles with processing that he had been imprisoned in Blackwing, because it only slowly dawns on him and he doesn't actually want it to, either.
    Takes place throughout season 2, with vague references to its events.

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    1/1
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    A few months after the Agency is established, Dirk begins to notice that Todd has a peculiar habit of looking ... off around waiters. Perhaps not just 'off.' Perhaps 'stormy,' or 'tense,' or 'outright pissed' is a better way to put it - either way, Dirk isn't entirely sure how to interpret it. He's even more unsure how to interpret the fact that it doesn't happen around all waiters. It doesn't even happen around particularly rude ones. Just the ones who are overtly friendly towards Dirk.

    Dirk tries not to get ahead of himself, because obviously, reading detailed social nuance has always been a bit of an uphill climb, so he's almost certainly misinterpreting things. And wishful thinking can get a person into a lot of trouble.

    Unfortunately, so can second-guessing, reckless denial, and poor decision-making.

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    Un'attrice olistica deve saper cogliere le sfide. Che possono essere interpretare un nuovo ruolo, o meglio: esserlo. O provare un nuovo esercizio: quello di capire le "strane cose delle persone". Una sfida particolarmente ardua, nel bel mezzo dell'agenzia di investigazioni olistiche.

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    Italiano
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    3/3
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    Dirk calls Todd 'darling' entirely by accident.

    At least, it's an accident the first time he does it.

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    “Oh, listen to Dirk. He’s a bathing goods psychic.”
    “I am not a psychic. I simply don’t always concern myself with such petty things as employee protocol and company script. I see the solution to each customer’s needs as being detectable in the pattern and web of the whole. The connections between bathing rituals and physical-mental health are often much more subtle and complex than we, with our rough and ready understanding of cocoa butter, might naturally suppose.”

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    Todd goes into a bath bomb store to get a present for Amanda and meets an overeager sales assistant. Self-examination, and - dare I say it - romance ensues.
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    13/13
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    83
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    after a bad nightmare, dirk falls into headspace, and he falls bad. todd may ill-equipped to handle this, but like fuck he's going to leave his friend to flounder through this alone.

    (or: the nsap hurt/comfort this fandom needs after i ruined it with my angst lmao)

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    1/3
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    Except now Dirk was faced with a Problem so large it warranted a capital P. A Problem that came from a Realisation, which also needed capitalisation based on its level of importance and severity. He had Realised that he was in love with Todd (and if Todd were not already capitalised, the importance of Todd to him would make it so).

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    1/1
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    29
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    264
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    21
    Hits:
    1995

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