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Cooper makes it out of the Black Lodge. Most of Cooper, anyways.
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Audrey was either going to be a help or a hindrance. He couldn’t tell which and this troubled him. Either way, his trip to Twin Peaks was already proving more interesting than he had predicted.
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Cooper and Audrey find that they can't move on...
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Ryan and Micki Make a Porno (smootch!) by Pepperstasia_Beaverhausen
Fandoms: Friday the 13th: The Series (TV), Weeds (TV), Californication (TV), Law & Order: SVU, Twin Peaks, The X-Files
06 Apr 2021
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A super crossover involving Friday the 13th: The Series, Weeds, Californication, Law and Order: SVU, Twin Peaks, & the X-Files characters and they all do a porno called Slutbusters. Ryan & Micki meet up with Ryan's old D&D buddies Elliot Stabler & Conrad Shepard at a reunion, find out they owe $20,000 to the IRS, and need to make some moo-lah quick. Who ya gonna call? Slutbusters, y'all.
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Week 9, Write a ship that will never be canon
At 17, she knew enough about sex to know that she wanted it to be special. So who better than her own special agent? She knew that he would treat her like a queen, if he was given the opportunity. And she was going to provide him with that opportunity.
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What if Cooper had come across Audrey the first time he went to One-Eyed Jack's?
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A painting of Audrey Horne, my favorite character of David Lynch’s creation, in the scene where she watches in distress how her father handles “trouble” at the Great Northern Hotel. I love her beauty and the complexity of her story arc in Twin Peaks.
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Audrey's in danger, but that won't distract her from what she really wants. Agent Cooper is ready to deal with any perp, but is he prepared for Audrey's persuasion?
* Skip to Ch 6 for beginning of smut without backstory; I assume Audrey to be a bit older than in the canon, for the morality of the story and integrity of Agent Cooper
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The direct sequel to Part I of the series.
Deputy Dale Palmer resigned from his position at the Twin Peaks sheriff station in the fall of ‘85, to the disappointment of his coworkers. His given reason was a sense of unfulfillment and a desire for something more, something grander and far-reaching. No one could object, and wished him luck, saying that whoever hired him next should be grateful to have him. Dale left town for Seattle that winter. Back in Twin Peaks, Laura Palmer blossomed further into a responsible student everyone figured she’d be. A stand-up citizen, gorgeous, and intelligent.
Over three years later, late January of 1989, the FBI arrives to reopen the year-old case of a murdered girl nobody noticed, and potentially cause problems for certain nefarious members of the community...
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“I’ve been thinking,” Audrey said, “about the ring.”
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Different Audreys, different Lauras.
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His hands are beautiful.
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When things got better, they decided to go away.
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Deep River, Shallow Steps by JustALargeTownGirl
Fandoms: Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks (TV 1990) RPF
08 Jan 2021
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I'm not good at summaries but basically Audrey has just graduated FBI school at Quantico, Virginia and she is once again reunited with Cooper and they feel that old flame burning again. It's pretty good, I recommend it lmao. No young Audrey, but there are refrences to the Twin Peaks timeline. I, by no means, condone older men with high school girls, please dont get me wrong.
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After Caroline's death, Gordon Cole and Agent Cooper set up an arrangement to help Cooper deal with his guilt. When Cooper is taken over by Bob, will this arrangement save the day? (Note: This fanfiction ignores Season Three.)
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- Part 2 of Twin Poly Peaks
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A too-long love letter to Twin Peaks and sneezing and colds and David Lynch and Audrey Horne and especially Special Agent Dale Cooper.
Cooper gets sick, idiosyncratic cuteness ensues. Set toward the end of season 2 just after Cooper was suspended from the bureau. Some spoilers. If you're here because you're a fan of sneezing, there's some plot you can wade/skip through if you so desire. If you're here because you're a fan of Twin Peaks, there's some sneezing you can wade through if you're brave, but leave me alone about it if this ain't your thing. If you're here because you're a fan of both Twin Peaks and sneezing, please tell me because I love you.
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Two ficlets about an androgyne who really really likes their friend, Audrey Horne.
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Audrey tries to give her partner, Eden, some cuter hand-me-downs.
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Vexercises exercise 6, or: Twin Peaks: The Return: The Gillian Flynn Remix, ft. an even broader selection of my Donna Hayward feelings.
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- Part 6 of Vexercises 2020 Vid Exercises
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It’s not like she does it every night.
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- Part 14 of A Combination Of Skill And Luck