18 Works in Astrid Hofferson/Snotlout Jorgenson

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    Snotlout was a shipper before it was cool.

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    1,100
    Chapters:
    4/24
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2454
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    Drabble prompt: When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead

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    1/1
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    8
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    126
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    Snotlout decides to try and hit on Astrid and he pays the price for it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    When Hiccup Is 8, she finds a dying Night Fury with an egg. She raises the orphaned baby, and grows to hate Berk. When she meets the Grimborn Brothers, her life changes, and she fakes her own kidnapping to become the ultimate dragon hunter.

    Language:
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    1,391
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1364
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    Heathstrid, Fishlout. Alpha/beta/omega AU. (I know, I know...) Astrid and Snotlout can't go five minutes without insulting each other... and when Astrid's health is threatened by a too-long heat, that doesn't change a bit, not even when Snotlout volunteers to solve her problem.
    aka
    "Careful with the merchandise, Hofferson!"
    "Don't be such a baby, Jorgenson!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,412
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    712
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    Because Snotlout is concerned about Spitelout's reaction to his being in a polyamorous relationship with two women and three men, he and Astrid pretend to only be dating each other in Spitelout's presence.

    Also, Hiccup makes out with the twins in front of Spitelout.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    834
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1200
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    Astrid helped Hiccup escape following their flight. While she was imprisoned, he was welcomed to a new home, one where he wouldn’t have to hide his friendship with Toothless. Years later, he returns to Berk to free the girl who helped him, aided by his new friends – including one of the four heirs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,755
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    207
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    Written for a request on tumblr.
    Alternate ending to "Snotlout Gets the Axe" where the wedding actually happens, and Snotlout suffers a brutal tongue lashing from his father. Hiccup and Astrid are there to comfort him.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1198
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    Three Ways To Deal With Vikings Who Aren’t Getting Along by Stoick the Vast:
    Option One: Give them both axes and you let them fight to the end.
    Option Two: Give them both maces and you let them fight to the end.
    Option Three: Trick them into working together.

     

    The Dragon Riders Addendum:
    Option Four: Make-up sex.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1885
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    Astrid regales Hiccup with what happened while he was not on Caldera Cay in Saving Shattermaster.

    Series
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    Words:
    223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1168
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    Ruffnut had made a joke about the three of them having a post-coital cuddle.

    Astrid, Snotlout, and Fishlegs were adamant that was not the case.

    Their refrain was, “It’s not like that!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1376
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    'Love is all they could ask for, when their world can't provide it, what else can they do but to find a new one?'

    ~A story of two idiots in love that live in rival clans, when bringing them together fails, why not run away? Sure, yeah, that's smart.~

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,847
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    950
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    Pending her divorce from Hiccup, Astrid returns to Berk with her daughter to recalibrate. Snotlout is back home too after a stint in rehab and an exciting ending to his professional baseball career. And when he does more than a good job coaching her daughter's baseball team, she realizes that they've both grown up in ways they didn't quite expect and that sometimes, being home involves the people more than the place.

    Also: most chapters include a very, very bad fanart done in paint by yours truly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,519
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    462
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    When Hiccup Finds out Astrid is cheating on him, he gives her a taste of regret with all his power.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    3154
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    When you've known someone forever, it's easy to think they won't surprise you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,213
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    701
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    Toothless goes missing. A worried Hiccup goes looking for him. Not realizing what he's found, he finds a boy about his age and only a bit bigger.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,718
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    When I got asked to join Jörmungadr, I knew it was my chance to ask Deadly Nadder out. Unfortunately, someone beat me to the punch by asking ME out: Night Fury. The worst bit? Night Fury is a guy. And he is persistent!

    Abandoned. Never going to be finished. Sorry guys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,590
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    5263
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    Ten years after Hiccup and Toothless escape the fray in the Kill Ring during HTTYD, Hiccup returns to Berk. Altered. Evil!Hiccup AU. (Originally started on tumblr.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,594
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    8175

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