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    The game is over, and everything is perfect... sort of. Not much can mend the wounds of the past, but at least everyone is safe now... right?

    Language:
    English
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    6,039
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    222
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,245
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1200
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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
    _

    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,190
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2958
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    In the Camp for Atypical Children, there is no law, no order, no governing system except for the adults there. Often, there is no justice for any crimes committed by the campers there. Therefore, the Legislation was born; a club of eleven campers who work together in order to solve the several small crimes that are committed in camp.
    Little do they know, a real crime may be afoot.
    (I'm sorry, I'm really bad at descriptions.)
    (It's helpful if you know at least a little bit about each fandom.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,814
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    153
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    You look up at the building looming over you with a scowl. So. This is high school. It’s intimidating because you know that these years are going to be the most important years of your life and you can’t afford to fuck it up the way you’re so prone to with everything else in your life.

    You spent all summer dreading this day, but you’ve got a game plan and you know exactly how you’re gonna do this. It’s simple, really.

    Keep your head down, keep your mouth shut.

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    English
    Words:
    10,531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    593
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    Meenah is the only good thing about the dream bubbles.

    Language:
    English
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    1,281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods one dark October night. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/Witchstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,779
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3189
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    Karkat is terrified, even now, of his blood color being found out (despite the fact that everyone knows, despite the fact that culling no longer means death, despite the fact that he has a pardon from the Condesce herself).
    And what better way to quit fearing the other shoe to drop than to push it off yourself? Not, of course, that it goes anything like he expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    100
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    Karkat Vantas was at club derse just to see his best bro, Dave Strider, djing, but ends up helping a hot young man cheer up after finding out that he was being cheated on.

     

    how awkward that he was the one to tell him that too

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,620
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    546
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    Everyone talks about being white like it's such a position of privilege, but what do they know? You're the one who knows what it's really like. You can't twerk, you can't sing, and you have two left feet. You deserve a little sympathy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    466
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    For a seer and a knight, the answers to difficult questions might be found in the depths of the meteor. A what-if seeing how Terezi: Remem8er might have played out differently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    162
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    Your name is Sollux Captor and you have many flaws. But you're determined to help no matter what.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    729
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    John Egbert, Prospit Creek Community Church's most promising young student and man of the lord extraordinaire, did NOT mean for this to happen. All he wanted to do was work at his father's bakery, kiss Vriska Serket, and go to church 3 times a week. But as fate can be a stone cold bitch, that's not in the cards, and just weeks after realizing his dream, he finds himself falling head over heels for his angry, obscene customer, and to make matters worse, his girlfriend is pregnant. Everything is terrible and nothing is sacred.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,984
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1723
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    Dave couldn't take it anymore. This, of all things, was enough to push him past the breaking point.
    He sat curled in on himself, in a far flung corner of the meteor, and it was way too bright. The lights stung his eyes as he let the scene from earlier replay in his head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,227
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    701
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    He always gets this bizarre melty look on his face when you do or say certain things, like you've swiped his legs out from under him. You can't find a pattern to it, can't really think of anything except he's happy, he's happy that you're happy (that he can make you happy? Is that it?), and seeing him happy feels like rocks are being removed from your lungs by the shovelful.

    (in which Eridan decides that it's time Dave's needs get met first, for once)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,256
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1804
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    The one with a church and a talkative vicar

    (Soulmate au where john and dave get boners at the same times)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    503
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    Written for Betapalooza 2015!

    If dead Daves are the enemy, what does that make Davesprite? Some doomed copy lucky enough to get a second chance, combined with an animal totem that drives his id?

    Killing your double isn’t just sound advice to preserve yourself. It’s a cosmic contract, an irrefutable obligation that’s fulfilled as often as a watch’s gears notch to turn the second hand of time. If Davesprite existed solely as a copy, an inferior beta, he’d long be dead.

    Rose can help assuage his fears, if only for a moment. Then again, they have the rest of their lives to contemplate the joy of playing second-fiddle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,843
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    478
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    No matter how many girls Dave Strider is surrounded by, he'll never forget about the only one he loves.
    DaveJade fluff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    324
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    John learns what happens when you try to steal Daves lunch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    708
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    Summary

    In which Vriska pushes Eridan to take his rage out and Equius takes care of him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1105

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