3 Works in Asshole Kankri

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    “You’re offering,” you confirm slowly.

    “I’m proposing a mutually beneficial course of action that may show some mercy on your poor teammates by making you marginally easier to handle.”

    “You’re proposing a joint exploration of the practice of interspecies interrelations with me.”

    “I’m offering to fuck you.”
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    Not smut, but still a hell of a ride.

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    English
    Words:
    1,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    327
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    Cronus Ampora has never been in love, and he sure as fuck wasn't going to fall for this unbearably loquacious kid who just happened to fall into his life. But instead of leaving well-enough alone, he makes a stupid bet with his friend that could change his life forever. Now, what does he have when faced with the indecision of telling the truth and potentially ruining everything that's important to him, or living a lie with the person who is ever so slowly becoming his everything?
    In short: "Growing up is hard. It's hard and nobody understands."-Eridan Ampora

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,110
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    You meet him and he's a kid, half your age, but he takes care of you anyway. Your life is clean and clear and slow when he's around you, and you remember the parts with him in it and blur the places in between until you see him again.

    So this is the story; the bits you remember, the important parts of your life. The parts that had him in them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    1133
    Bookmarks:
    376
    Hits:
    16590

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