11 Works in Asshole Gamzee

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    Summary

    Gamzee really sucks at being a matesprit, no one notices except Karkat (eventually).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,372
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1049
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    A large group of internet friends from across the group. Some of them might have a criminal record. Several of them have relationships that, if fully realized, could lead to an explosive reaction as destructive as several bombs going off. None of them have very long fuses.

    They're all going to meet up over winter break.

    Vriska and Terezi have a past, with an uncomfortably high body count.
    Dave and Karkat seem to have made it a life's mission to get on each other's nerves.
    Rose and Kanaya get along great online, but will they be able to translate their chemistry from words into actions?
    Roxy and Jane want to save Calliope from her abusive brother, but they don't know just how dangerous her family is.
    Dirk and Jake, aka two teenaged boys who probably couldn't communicate their true feelings to save their lives.
    But don't worry. They've totally got this situation under control.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,796
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1597
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    Gamzee Makara never had good thoughts. The only reason they didn't control him is because the sopor drowned them out. Silenced them.
    But when the sopor stops helping, the voices overpower him until he loses himself and eventually becomes a slave to the voices in his head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,315
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    455
  4. Tags
    Summary

    chapter 1: "accidentally broke into your house because I was drunk" AU
    chapter 2: "holy shit I'm in the wrong car" AU
    chapter 3: they do the do

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,347
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1043
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    It is Christmas time for the sixteen game players. They are on a new world and decided to do a secret Santa. The person that received Eridan's name decided to humiliate him instead. Just when he is thinking it's best for him to leave an unexpected visitor and a surprising gift makes him think otherwise. Rated M for Language

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,343
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    80
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    After John dies, Vriska has to to endure the hardships of being a single mother for Casey. Can the Spider8itch take care of a child while trying to get a decent job? Is her more problematic sister going to help her after years of not talking with each other? Can Terezi avoid her dark past from ruining her new life?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,377
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1955
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Gamzee Makara is a manipluative asshole.

    Terezi Pyrope is an unsuspecting new kid.

    Nepeta Leijon works to piece things back together.
    (With help from Sollux and Aradia)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,446
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    343
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,717
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    6830
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me so you can finally see what's good for you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,415
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    396
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Kanaya notices the disapearence of Karkat and sets off to go find him. Sort of from http://fuck-slayer.tumblr.com/post/36396052421/theres-a-lot-of-stuff-about-karkat-taking-care-of and http://fuck-slayer.tumblr.com/post/34340221270/kanaya-being-frustrated-because-she-sees-how-awful. Okay mostly from those.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    729
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    553
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    At sweep seven Gamzee was taken away from Alternia, as the Grand Highblood’s descendant he was to be prepped for being the next one. So he was. Now, many sweeps later, when he is an adult troll and had all but forgotten what he had been like prior being taken aboard the huge red ship, he returns, to rule in his appointed position. All is fine for a few sweeps, where he is ruthless, cold, and everything like his ancestor. When a gift is brought before him in the form of a long-time slave named Karkat, will he remember his once-moirail? It’s unlikely.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,973
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2467

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