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    The Dale Stronghold is said to hold many secrets within its walls, that it is rumored to be a sanctuary of sorts for supernatural beings and creatures. Created out of the ashes of the fallen Hellmouth by a child of it. Alexander and his Other, wanted a home for themselves but it turned out to be so much more...

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    Jay loved going to the mall, for the food court and the comic book store, but most importantly, for the pet shop.

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    You all had heard the tale. Of how Loki and Bartleby were hunted to be stopped from going back to Heaven. Yet what if there was more to their story?
    What if they were given a second chance by god but under a lower title?
    I am Metatron the voice of God. And I will be telling you this tale.

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    God convinces Metatron he needs a week off.

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    Severus has a little accident, courtesy of a naughty kneazle.

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    Despite his normal behavior, Randal Graves is supportive of Dante and his five-year-old daughter after Becky leaves them. But when the stress starts to pile up on Dante until he can't handle it anymore, Randal makes a move that changes how they both see each other.

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    There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.

    (story is technically unfinished - there will be more, I promise! However, it was originally set up as a series of one shots, so even unfinished it hopefully doesn't leave you hanging at all)

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    38/?
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    "'I love him', God whispers to his angel. 'I know', answers the angel, 'but I've loved him longer. I loved him first.'"

    Created to carry out God's anger for all eternity, Nathaniel can feel a little bit of himself slip away each time he calls down misery and death upon human kind. Brad is the only thing keeping him anchored.

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    Bartleby and Loki are celebrity wine-tasters.
    Loki has read too much French post-structuralism for anyone's well-being.

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    English
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    You think that Gravity Falls is the only place that's weird? Thanks to the Internet, Ford and Dipper realize it's just the tip of the iceberg....

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    1/1
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    Рай - не Висконсин

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    He could feel a dull ache in the pit of his stomach. The absence of Her presence like going to bed without supper. There's always hunger.

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    Bethany wonders who gave her her little gift. Was it God? Really?

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    After the mess that was "Truth or Date", Gil was planning on sulking for a bit then heading back to New Brunswick. However, plans were changed when he was invited to hang out with a girl for the rest of the evening. Things escalate to say the least.

    REPOST.Originally posted in 2016. Original title was really long and I can't even remember the whole thing, whoops.

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    Jay and Silent Bob survived Dogma, and Jay starts reviewing the past few days with new eyes.

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    Bob ogles his friend, who's ogling National Geographic. Boners ensue.

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    Oneshot Epilogue/Part 9 to Another Ending series. It's a short glimpse of the boys YEARS down the road. This has been in my head for a while, but I finally got to writing it down. Please read & comment!

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    A series of short one shots written for the "100 words of X" threads on fail_fandom anon.

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    English
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    8/?
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    AU in which they do have that threesome after all. And it goes exactly as well as Alyssa knew it would.

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    English
    Words:
    1,030
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    1/1
    Collections:
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    8
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    16
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    1
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