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You all had heard the tale. Of how Loki and Bartleby were hunted to be stopped from going back to Heaven. Yet what if there was more to their story?
What if they were given a second chance by god but under a lower title?
I am Metatron the voice of God. And I will be telling you this tale.Series
- Part 1 of The Guardian's Heart
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- English
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- 2,270
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- 2/?
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God convinces Metatron he needs a week off.
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The Misadventures of Cats and Kneazles by Uneducated394
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom, Dogma
24 Aug 2018
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Severus has a little accident, courtesy of a naughty kneazle.
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- Language:
- 中文
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- 242
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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If We Were Gay, That's The Way I'd See It by SilentJo for outruntheavalanche
Fandoms: Askewniverse
25 Jul 2018
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Despite his normal behavior, Randal Graves is supportive of Dante and his five-year-old daughter after Becky leaves them. But when the stress starts to pile up on Dante until he can't handle it anymore, Randal makes a move that changes how they both see each other.
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There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.
(story is technically unfinished - there will be more, I promise! However, it was originally set up as a series of one shots, so even unfinished it hopefully doesn't leave you hanging at all)
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With iron wings and rust, he is Icarus falling once again by ryanreynolds
Fandoms: Generation Kill, Dogma (1999)
28 Dec 2017
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"'I love him', God whispers to his angel. 'I know', answers the angel, 'but I've loved him longer. I loved him first.'"
Created to carry out God's anger for all eternity, Nathaniel can feel a little bit of himself slip away each time he calls down misery and death upon human kind. Brad is the only thing keeping him anchored.
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Bartleby and Loki are celebrity wine-tasters.
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The Other Anomalies by Spectrum27
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), Lilo & Stitch (2002), Gargoyles (TV), American Dragon: Jake Long, W.I.T.C.H., Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Kim Possible - Fandom, Recess, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, The Weekenders, Motorcity, Fillmore!, Clerks (2000)
02 Dec 2017
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You think that Gravity Falls is the only place that's weird? Thanks to the Internet, Ford and Dipper realize it's just the tip of the iceberg....
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Рай - не Висконсин
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He could feel a dull ache in the pit of his stomach. The absence of Her presence like going to bed without supper. There's always hunger.
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Bethany wonders who gave her her little gift. Was it God? Really?
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After the mess that was "Truth or Date", Gil was planning on sulking for a bit then heading back to New Brunswick. However, plans were changed when he was invited to hang out with a girl for the rest of the evening. Things escalate to say the least.
REPOST.Originally posted in 2016. Original title was really long and I can't even remember the whole thing, whoops.
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- 7,286
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- 1/1
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Jay and Silent Bob survived Dogma, and Jay starts reviewing the past few days with new eyes.
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We're All Just Animals: Of Considerations and Confirmations by HimsaAhimsa
Fandoms: Askewniverse
13 Aug 2017
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Bob ogles his friend, who's ogling National Geographic. Boners ensue.
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Oneshot Epilogue/Part 9 to Another Ending series. It's a short glimpse of the boys YEARS down the road. This has been in my head for a while, but I finally got to writing it down. Please read & comment!
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- Part 9 of Another Ending
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A series of short one shots written for the "100 words of X" threads on fail_fandom anon.
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The Midnight Runner by thinlizzy2 for earlgreymanatee
Fandoms: Chasing Amy (1995), Askewniverse
21 Jun 2017
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AU in which they do have that threesome after all. And it goes exactly as well as Alyssa knew it would.
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Randal Graves is pretty bad at feelings. Elias is pretty sure it’s not REALLY gay if there’s no butt stuff. A beautiful love story told in reverse. Super gay, because obviously. Lots of swearing, because obviously.
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Wild Heat by Razial
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dogma
16 Mar 2017
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Willow casts a spell to remove an argument between Tara, Xander and herself, but uses the wrong spell and it has the most unlikely result and forever changes her relationship with both.