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    There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.

    (story is technically unfinished - there will be more, I promise! However, it was originally set up as a series of one shots, so even unfinished it hopefully doesn't leave you hanging at all)

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    "'I love him', God whispers to his angel. 'I know', answers the angel, 'but I've loved him longer. I loved him first.'"

    Created to carry out God's anger for all eternity, Nathaniel can feel a little bit of himself slip away each time he calls down misery and death upon human kind. Brad is the only thing keeping him anchored.

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    Bartleby and Loki are celebrity wine-tasters.
    Loki has read too much French post-structuralism for anyone's well-being.

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    You think that Gravity Falls is the only place that's weird? Thanks to the Internet, Ford and Dipper realize it's just the tip of the iceberg....

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    Рай - не Висконсин

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    Русский
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    He could feel a dull ache in the pit of his stomach. The absence of Her presence like going to bed without supper. There's always hunger.

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    Bethany wonders who gave her her little gift. Was it God? Really?

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    After the mess that was "Truth or Date", Gil was planning on sulking for a bit then heading back to New Brunswick. However, plans were changed when he was invited to hang out with a girl for the rest of the evening. Things escalate to say the least.

    REPOST.Originally posted in 2016. Original title was really long and I can't even remember the whole thing, whoops.

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    Jay and Silent Bob survived Dogma, and Jay starts reviewing the past few days with new eyes.

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    Bob ogles his friend, who's ogling National Geographic. Boners ensue.

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    Oneshot Epilogue/Part 9 to Another Ending series. It's a short glimpse of the boys YEARS down the road. This has been in my head for a while, but I finally got to writing it down. Please read & comment!

    Series
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    A series of short one shots written for the "100 words of X" threads on fail_fandom anon.

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    8/?
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    AU in which they do have that threesome after all. And it goes exactly as well as Alyssa knew it would.

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    Randal Graves is pretty bad at feelings. Elias is pretty sure it’s not REALLY gay if there’s no butt stuff. A beautiful love story told in reverse. Super gay, because obviously. Lots of swearing, because obviously.

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    Willow casts a spell to remove an argument between Tara, Xander and herself, but uses the wrong spell and it has the most unlikely result and forever changes her relationship with both.

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    Halloween is altered by a series of events which causes everything to change.

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    It's Halloween and Ethan is about to make a very big mistake.

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    A simple Halloween turns into a life changing event for the gang, it also forever changes the Scooby Gangs various destinies.

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    Becky decides she likes Randal like this—the man is never quiet, but when he’s getting his ass reamed, he’ll at least stop bitching for ten or fifteen minutes.

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    Banky huffs out a sigh, breath hot against Alyssa’s thigh, and crawls his way up out of the covers to face Holden. “You see, this is why we only meet up once a year. Because you insist on fucking talking all the time.

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