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Idk man.... they are vibing also the bus broke down
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Collected Supernatural Shorts by AmberDiceless
Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Dogma, MASH (TV)
27 Jun 2020
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Just a collection of 'missing scene' or 'what-if' shorts, mini-crossovers with multiple fandoms and crackficlets written over ten-plus years of Supernatural obsession. Some are funny and others serious or sad; most but not all of them are Cas-centric. All were originally published on Tumblr (and one previously published on AO3.) Presented here in roughly chronological order. Rated T for language.
ETA 7/2/2020: Added a Season 13 bit featuring Gabriel and Lucifer that I'd missed.
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all jay wants to do is commit crimes with brodie because silent bob isn't here. dante ruins it for him.
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- Part 1 of jay and silent bob (but they're in love)
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five times jay loved silent bob and one time he told him by frusclante
Fandoms: Askewniverse, Clerks. (1994)
10 Jun 2020
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jay didn't believe in love. i mean, who does? but then he grows up and falls in love with his best friend.
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- Part 2 of jay and silent bob (but they're in love)
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Ineffable Dogma by ThetaSigma for tobeconspicuous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Dogma (1999)
29 May 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley find out there is apparently a massive plot threatening all of creation. With a bit of experience stopping the End of Everything, they set off to make sure nothing goes wrong. Which is a good thing, as no one told Bethany & Co what was really at stake. In the end, it takes all of them -- Bethany & Co and the Ineffable Husbands -- to fix this.
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Bethany has the feeling, on and off, since they left the club with the shit demon, that they’re being watched. Oh, she knows that both Heaven and Hell are watching their actions pretty fucking closely, really, but it doesn’t feel like that.It’s like someone, maybe several someones, are following them, following her.
She catches glimpses, sometimes. Of red hair, or a scowl, or white hair, or a cherubic face wreathed in disappointment.
But it’s gone as quickly as it came and she’s left doubting if it ever happened.
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Dante lands a job delivering pizzas at the Pepperoni Shed to fund dates with Caitlin. Randall lands a job washing dishes and says he needs money for a Playboy subscription, but probably he just wants to be around Dante.
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You all had heard the tale. Of how Loki and Bartleby were hunted to be stopped from going back to Heaven. Yet what if there was more to their story?
What if they were given a second chance by god but under a lower title?
I am Metatron the voice of God. And I will be telling you this tale.Series
- Part 1 of Guardian's Heart
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Без шансов by Agapushka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Dogma (1999), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016), The Vampire Diaries (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), Maleficent (Disney Movies), Victor Frankenstein (2015), Once Upon a Time (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), Thor (Movies)
15 Feb 2020
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Невилл отчаянно желает помочь Гарри, пытаясь изменить ход истории с помощью хроноворота, не подозревая, что тот сломан. Написано по заявке "Даркфик о том, как некто пытается исправить прошлое, но с каждым разом делает только хуже и хуже", а также по мотивам шикарного клипа Dalila: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5C-nyhFMDA
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The Bookshop by Fyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Inspector Chen - Liz Williams, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Ghosts (TV 2019), The Scarlet Pimpernel - All Media Types, Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Mummy Series, Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Dogma (1999), Doctor Who, Leverage, Kinky Boots (2005), Fleabag (TV), Bartimaeus - Jonathan Stroud
06 Dec 2019
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In London, there is a very particular Bookshop. It doesn't look like much. It's small and old and rather dusty. But it's there all the same and sometimes, it's even open.
Every chapter, a different crossover fandom, just because :)
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We Lived Through Another Day (It’s A Good Excuse to Celebrate) by Ardeejay
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Clerks. (1994)
18 Nov 2019
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Yoongi wasn’t even supposed to be here today
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Everyone notices that Dante takes too much Tylenol.
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There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.
(story is technically unfinished - there will be more, I promise! However, it was originally set up as a series of one shots, so even unfinished it hopefully doesn't leave you hanging at all)
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The Hidden Universe by Dunuelos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Elenium/Tamuli Series - David & Leigh Eddings, Belgariad/Malloreon Series - David & Leigh Eddings, Stargate SG-1, Joan of Arcadia, Dogma (1999), Babylon 5, The Riftwar Saga - Raymond E. Feist, Christian Bible, Islamic Lore, Rabbinic and Talmudic Judaism RPF, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
17 Aug 2019
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The Traveler runs across an alternate means to move dimensions: The Quantum Mirror that SG-1 ran into. He uses it to only find himself cut off from God and all other universes and dimensions. This had to be fixed. This is going to be epic – Epic for being only a few chapters long anyway.
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- Part 63 of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler
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It's been decades since you saw your demon lover, Azrael. Now that you've gained enough sway with the devil himself, you have arranged a visit to help satiate your appetites.
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设定：堕天使巴比特/堕落天使洛奇
OOC都是我的。大概一开始想写曾经看到过的梗，关于拔翅膀的梗来着，不知道为什么就变成捅刀子的开车？？？ -
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Despite everything that happened the night of Julie Dwyer's funeral, aka The Worst Day of Dante Hicks' Life, everything is still the same. Dante still finds himself miserable at the Quick Stop, dealing with Randal's 'philosophical' questions about porn and Star Wars, and "every backward ass fuck on the planet." The only thing making it worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on anymore. Though, will the new Canuck with a tendency to overshare (mostly about Jeff Goldblum) that moved in shake things up?
No, not really. But, a new friend to distract him from the shittiness of his life is always appreciated.
aka Clerk meets Clerk. Mundane shenanigans ensue.
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Alyssa Jones reunites with someone she used to know, before a phone call.
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"You ever think about having kids?"
"Sometimes."
"With me?"
"Randal, you ARE a kid."
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Randal Graves should not be responsible for his own life, let alone someone else's. But he was bound to find himself in this situation someday—it just happened a lot sooner than he thought it would. -
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a secret. a few kisses. a rowdy group of friends. a very relieved and very loving pair of boyfriends.