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You all had heard the tale. Of how Loki and Bartleby were hunted to be stopped from going back to Heaven. Yet what if there was more to their story?
What if they were given a second chance by god but under a lower title?
I am Metatron the voice of God. And I will be telling you this tale.Series
- Part 1 of The Guardian's Heart
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See, Randal liked to put thoughts in little boxes so they were tidy. He never opened the boxes, never looked inside. He'd let the thoughts rot if they could.
Being gay was something he'd put in a box when he was pretty young. The idea of being in love with anyone was in a box. Being in love with Dante? Two boxes, at least. He never opened them, they never saw each other.
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randal takes a short break from being a sardonic slacker and happily does his friend a favor, not that dante'd remember much of it the next morning
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Despite everything that happened the night of Julie Dwyer's funeral, aka The Worst Day of Dante Hicks' Life, everything is still the same. Dante still finds himself miserable at the Quick Stop, dealing with Randal's 'philosophical' questions about porn and Star Wars, and "every backward ass fuck on the planet." The only thing making it worse is that he doesn't have Veronica's shoulder to cry on anymore. Though, will the new Canuck with a tendency to overshare (mostly about Jeff Goldblum) that moved in shake things up?
No, not really. But, a new friend to distract him from the shittiness of his life is always appreciated.
aka Clerk meets Clerk. Mundane shenanigans ensue.
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Bob spends a day without Jay. He's happy when he sees him again.
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jay realizes he might be a little gay, and for silent bob at that.
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The Amazing Adventures of Gay-bi-wan Kenobi and Bicurious Lad by Merlin Missy (mtgat) for GoggledMonkey
Fandoms: Askewniverse
25 Dec 2018
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Banky and Hooper live together a lot.
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God convinces Metatron he needs a week off, no holy powers, no contact to Her, just mortality and time to breathe. But when he ends up back in New Jersey of all places, he starts to regret his decision, surrounded by stoners, annoying clerks, and the only human being that seems to get him.
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The Dale by LLN3dseestheLight
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Dogma (1999), Supernatural, Highlander: The Series, Angel: the Series
05 Dec 2018
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The Dale Stronghold is said to hold many secrets within its walls, that it is rumored to be a sanctuary of sorts for supernatural beings and creatures. Created out of the ashes of the fallen Hellmouth by a child of it. Alexander and his Other, wanted a home for themselves but it turned out to be so much more...
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Jay loved going to the mall, for the food court and the comic book store, but most importantly, for the pet shop.
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- Language:
- 中文
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- 2,657
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If We Were Gay, That's The Way I'd See It by SilentJo for outruntheavalanche
Fandoms: Askewniverse
26 Jul 2018
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Despite his normal behavior, Randal Graves is supportive of Dante and his five-year-old daughter after Becky leaves them. But when the stress starts to pile up on Dante until he can't handle it anymore, Randal makes a move that changes how they both see each other.
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There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.
(story is technically unfinished - there will be more, I promise! However, it was originally set up as a series of one shots, so even unfinished it hopefully doesn't leave you hanging at all)
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With iron wings and rust, he is Icarus falling once again by ryanreynolds
Fandoms: Generation Kill, Dogma (1999)
28 Dec 2017
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"'I love him', God whispers to his angel. 'I know', answers the angel, 'but I've loved him longer. I loved him first.'"
Created to carry out God's anger for all eternity, Nathaniel can feel a little bit of himself slip away each time he calls down misery and death upon human kind. Brad is the only thing keeping him anchored.
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Bartleby and Loki are celebrity wine-tasters.
Loki has read too much French post-structuralism for anyone's well-being. -
The Other Anomalies by Spectrum27
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), Lilo & Stitch (2002), Gargoyles (TV), American Dragon: Jake Long, W.I.T.C.H., Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Kim Possible - Fandom, Recess, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja, The Weekenders, Motorcity, Fillmore!, Clerks (2000)
02 Dec 2017
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You think that Gravity Falls is the only place that's weird? Thanks to the Internet, Ford and Dipper realize it's just the tip of the iceberg....
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Рай - не Висконсин
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He could feel a dull ache in the pit of his stomach. The absence of Her presence like going to bed without supper. There's always hunger.
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Bethany wonders who gave her her little gift. Was it God? Really?
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After the mess that was "Truth or Date", Gil was planning on sulking for a bit then heading back to New Brunswick. However, plans were changed when he was invited to hang out with a girl for the rest of the evening. Things escalate to say the least.
REPOST.Originally posted in 2016. Original title was really long and I can't even remember the whole thing, whoops.
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