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    Broken bones while on the job? It was only a matter of time.

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    Home is where the Handjobs are, or so goes the saying.

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    Swim. Randal accompanies his son on his first trip to the pool.

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    *预警:本文含有可能的隐喻及渎神话语,若您有任何宗教信仰,请不要阅读。另外,本文本马达含量不高,且最后依照Dogma电影的结局BE了,请谨慎阅读。Rated M, blowjob.

    Summary:他手握烈焰铸成的匕首,日光权杖,白雪王冠。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Short stories for Alan Rickman's characters. Including romance and smut. Please note I'm french, therefore there must be some mistakes and I'm sorry. This is my very first work here, hope you enjoy!

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    17/?
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    He was supposed to open the video store, but he wanted to see how Dante was faring this morning first, see if he'd had any interesting customers this morning. There was a high chance he hadn't, but it never hurt to check. Before he opened the door, he was hit with an ominous sense, before he opened it as he usually did in the mornings.

     

    Randall is stuck in the worst situation: forced to relive one day over and over that always ends in the death of his best friend.

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    “You’re seriously telling me you’ve never made someone cum loudly enough to get a noise complaint?”

    What was it about Randal that could always talk him into these things?

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    English
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    Unlike some people, the colors show up in bits and pieces for him, rather than the whole spectrum hitting at once like he had been told happened to most people or the people in the fairy tales.

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    Randal Graves could probably write a whole essay about how being in love with Dante Hicks absolutely sucked.

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    "Fuckin move up, there's enough room in the tub even with your fat ass.”

    It existed in the quiet moments.

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    They’ve been in Wisconsin for a millennium and a half, give or take a few decades, and nothing interesting has happened yet, when Bartleby sticks his fingers in Loki’s mouth.

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    One shots dedicated to Alan Rickman and his characters
    Requests are open!

     

    available on wattpad and tumblr

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    English
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    5/?
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    The Metatron is called upon to assist someone very much in need.

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    Thinly veiled long hair-kink fic.

    I just think its neat.

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    After a lifetime of forced silence, a young woman will experience fun and true love from our two favorite stoners
    Silent Bob/OC

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    12/?
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    "Randal, I’ve had enough headaches for one day and the idea that the two dealers that have been hanging around outside this place probably since it opened are now apparently down for group sex with me is just not the last straw I need."

    "Group sex with both of us, I think you'll find."

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    It took a moment for him to see the shadow darkening his door and he turned quickly, ready to defend himself, only to realize it was Bartleby standing there.

    "Fuck, Bee!" He snapped. The other man had nearly given him a heart attack. It's nothing new, Bartleby haunting his doorway, but tonight he just looks so lost that it softens Loki for a moment. "What is it?" He asks.

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    “Let’s play pretend,” Bartleby said, and he crowded even closer, ’til the airport smell of his clothes was overwhelming, the body heat radiating off of him more so. “Let’s pretend I’m your God.”

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    Every friday I will post a one shot of something random. Fair warning, most things will be crossovers with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. These are old fics that I am polishing up and releasing back into the world.

    Latest Chapter: Serendipity inspires a poet.
    Fandoms: BtVS/Dogma

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    English
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    3,624
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    4/?
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    An exploration of why Loki and Bartleby fell, and maybe what happened after.

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    English
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    2,340
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    1
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