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    Sequel to Palo Alto, so you should probably read that first. Or at least read the last few chapters, RIP.

    It's been four years since Sirius and Remus got their shit together. James and Lily aren't doing too shabby, either. Things are going great.

    Sure, James still hasn't gotten any of his business ideas off the ground quite yet. And yeah, Lily's still not ready to move in with James, even though she spends every night at his place. And okay, Remus might be starting to freak a little about whether his PhD is going to land him in some no-name wasteland town for a job. And fine, Sirius has stalled out a bit since he left work to pursue his dreams of... well, to find a dream to pursue.

    Regardless. Things are great. Very chill.

    That is, until a family tragedy brings an adorable bundle of responsibility into their lives.

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    If Sirius told Dumbledore where to shove it when he suggested Harry be raised by the Dursleys.

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    It's the Marauders' third year at Hogwarts. And all of them are learning about themselves along the way. Sometimes you need a shoulder to lean on- someone to listen who can perhaps not quite understand what you're going through, but who will be there to support you all the same.

    Chapter 1: Remus talks to Sirius about lycanthropy and more
    Future chapters will include focuses on the other marauders and their own issues and moments of self discovery, but Remus will be the POV

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    Remus always knew how Sirius was going to die since the day he fell in love with him. He just didn’t know which way. A story in which Remus told Sirius about his dreams and the five nights he didn’t get them.

    Also: a story in which Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are asexual.

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    Everybody has two soulmates whose names appear on their wrists. Sirius gets his first mark when he is only 5 years old, and his family is not pleased by the name. His mother forces him to cover it, and Sirius, at only 5 years old is too young to remember what it says.

    When Sirius gets to Hogwarts he decides that maybe he doesn’t want a Romantic soulmate anyway. So the name on his wrist is getting more stressful yet less important.
    And yet Sirius finds himself falling
    in love.

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    The one where Sirius is asexual and awkward and this is all James’s fault, honest.

    Based on this prompt: “My friends dared me to buy 20 condoms but I didn’t realize that the cute cashier would be working tonight so I avoided eye contact as I piled them onto the counter and please stop laughing so hard, oh my god it’s for a dare okay I’ve never had sex in my life and once you stopped laughing, I swear I fell in love with that sparkle in your eye as you grinned widely at me and asked me out for a drink AU” (Blog: @marspersonified via @dailyau on Tumblr)

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    Remus hated being addicted to caffeine. On top of the withdrawal headaches and jumpiness if he drank too much coffee, it was causing him to pine like sixteen-year-old boy. And he was an adult --Yes Dora 'real adults' carry chocolate on them at all times-- and adults do not pine. Adults go on dates. But how do you know if its a date or not?

    Or Remus is a teacher. Sirius owns a coffee shop. And neither know what qualifies a date as a date.

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    Also, she thought he shouldn’t watch Remus’ videos religiously and he absolutely did not need people with that kind of nonsense thinking in his life.

    --

    Sirius has a massive crush on a Youtuber.

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    A summary of Fred's self-discovery, along with some help from his friends.

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    So I really love the idea of Ace Sirius so here's a story about Sirius growing up, coming to terms with who he is, and slowly falling in love in his own way

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    A few weeks before the start of the next figure skating season, Sirius receives word that his parents have kicked the bucket. He promptly travels back to England for no good reason at all, exasperated husband in tow.

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    there's always been something wrong with their friendship, some seed hiding in the shadows, just waiting for one of them to slip up and tear it all apart

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    Mom says love makes you brave and Sirius worries that she’s lied to him because Sirius finds it the opposite. With that kind smile directed at him and only him, the endearing reminder of when they first met, Sirius lacks all courage to ask the important questions.

    ————

    the story where Sirius and Remus are Dimension Travelers that meet by chance, and then again...and again...and again.

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    Seven Minutes In Heaven with Wolfstar but with a slight twist. Sirius has had a crush on Remus for a while now but when the opportunity presents itself for them to take their friendship to the next level, Sirius isn't sure if it's exactly what he wants.

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    Modern AU set in Silicon Valley.

    It's easy for Sirius to ignore his mixed-up feelings while he's got Remus all to himself, but when Remus starts dating again, Sirius is forced to figure things out before Remus moves on for good. Or before James and Peter strangle them both.

    **1st Place for Best AU Fic in the Shrieking Shack Society's 2017 Marauder Medals! Thank you to everyone who voted!**

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    Fearful of rejection, Sirius does all that he can to keep his asexuality hidden. He can’t keep it a secret forever, though.

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    In a universe where an unknown source warns The Order of the Phoenix about Peter Pettigrew and Dumbledore tells them that Voldemort, using dark magic, had managed to obtain a kind of connection to James and Lily through Wormtail, the pair decides, that for Harry's safety, they will have to leave and go into hiding without him.

    It went without saying that both Remus and Sirius were the ones to take Harry in. There wouldn’t have been any other person’s hand they would have put Harry and his well being into. Nobody else they would have trusted with their son. Not even over their dead bodies.

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    Él puede recordar claramente la primera vez en que notó que había algo “equivocado” con él – algo que no “trabajaba” como en el resto de las personas.

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    Sirius is confused about sex and sets out to investigate. And if that investigation includes an awful lot of snogging with one Remus Lupin, what of it? The story of how ace Sirius got together with highly sexual Remus, to great success, and had lots of asexy not-sex with him.

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    A prequel to Their First Date. Can be read alone but it would be lovely if you go and read that first.

    //“Well, what should I do now?” James sighed at the woman in front of him. Dr. McGale or McGonall or sth. He did not know why she looked as if she was disappointed with him...
    “I don’t tell you what to do, Mr. Potter. I help you find the answer,” she said condescendingly, then her face softened, “have some biscuits, please.”//

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