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    When the beginning of the end hits, Alexander not only has to face off against the walking dead, but he also has to deal with the elements, his own self-hatred, and a not-so-friendly team.

    OR

    The zombie apocalypse au literally no one asked for, including me.

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    A news article pushes Secretary Thomas Jefferson out of the closet and right into the arms of one Secretary Alexander Hamilton, the human embodiment of a headache. What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for the fact that the main characters are Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton.

    Act I (.5) now complete!

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    James Madison doesn’t know what’s wrong with him.

    The very idea of sex disgusts him, scares him, makes him nauseous, makes him itch, but sex is everywhere and James just wants to be normal normal normal, and maybe he can practice sex, maybe he can fix himself.

    (No smut)

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    It’s basically just another Lams College AU.

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    Thomas and James were happily married. They had a daughter, both had pretty good jobs, life was okay. Then Alexander Hamilton happened and their world started to burn.
    I became obsessed with 'First Burn' right after I wrote the first part of this.
    It's kinda like one-shots? There won't be very many. Three or four I guess.

    Stuff to know:
    ~James is lowkey asexual.
    ~Kennedy is their daughter.
    ~Alex wasn't in a relationship until Thomas. (no John or Eliza or whoever)
    ~James found out when he read some emails from Thomas to Alex.
    ~Thomas wasn't exactly the best husband anyway, too forgetful and not really thinking about James and his feelings. This will be explored more in the third chapter.
    ~Listen to 'First Burn' if you haven't yet!

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    Yeah it is.

     

    NotMaAlcohol: and then Burr just

    NotMaAlcohol: DESTORYS LEE

    Ham: GO BURR GO

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    Prompt: It just occurred to me that asexuals would make great secret agents because the power of seduction doesn't work on us but we could still utilize the power of seduction against our enemies without getting carried away and just yes asexual secret agents.

    Okay but what if the enemy agent were also ace then you'd just get two aces trying to seduce each other and not getting anywhere

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    James has a crush on Thomas. Embarrassing, really. But what's worse, what's far, far worse, is that Thomas has a crush on Hercules, James' identical twin. And when Thomas mistakes James for Hercules, James sees the perfect opportunity for them to both get what they want. Until those nasty feelings get involved.

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    Neither Thomas Jefferson nor Alexander Hamilton wanted to meet their soulmates. Neither wanted to be dependent upon another person for the rest of their lives without any say on who it was. Unfortunately they will both have to deal with the consequences of Hamilton's shot temper.

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    It had been a week since the funeral, three weeks since he'd had last seen James, and Thomas Jefferson was a mess.

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    Believe me, revolution isn’t something to be taken lightly. Or don’t believe me. Because you, dear reader, live in a world where the American Revolution was won by the Americans. The United States of America was born. And one thing led to another and here you are. Reading this book while safely watching war happen on your television and learning about the mess that is a revolution from a monotonous textbook that only gives you the facts, not the feeling, not telling you the stakes. Do you enjoy your freedom? Your democracy?

    What would your life be like without those things?

    Who would you be without those things?

    What if America didn’t win the War?

    But what if they got a second chance?

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    Alex and Thomas are trying to throw their boyfriend James the perfect birthday party, but they kind of go overboard (as usual).

    This is the second fic in the series, but can be read as a stand-alone as the first just established their relationship.

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    Mr Jefferson,

    The honor of Your presence is requested at a dinner at the White House, Washington D.C., on Sunday September 18th, 1803, at seven in the evening.

    Sincerely,

    Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton
    First Lady of the United States of America

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    Ham and Cheese sent: Guys! I need some help here, please!
    The Turtle Guy sent: Alex, it's three in the morning, go back to bed.
    Ham and Cheese sent: What makes you think I've been to bed yet?

    I have no idea what inspired me to write this, yet here we are. You have been warned.

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    ALERT!: FIRST CHAPTER IS NOW FINISHED!

    A weird, maybe slightly insane, girl transports the founding father's and the other historical figures to a mysterious mansion. Why, you may ask? Well golly! It's so that they all can watch Hamilton The Musical, of course!!

    Catch is... their reincarnations are also there to watch with them!
    How will they deal with their other halves, and be able to watch the musical peacefully?
    They don't, kinda!
    Arguments happen. Fluff ensues ( a lot of it). Insults and threats are thrown. But, until the end of the musical they can't leave this place. So they better learn to get along or be stuck there forever!!

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    Glass
    [ɡlɑːs]
    (n.) Solid material that is usually transparent and breaks easily
    (Alternatively: A soulmate au that no one asked for)

     

    [The title was not taken out of a song or anything like that, it is completely original and I would really appreciate it if nobody copied it. Thank you very much <3]

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    “This might sound like a very random question, but have you experienced– dreams, I suppose is one way of describing it—memories that you have no conscious recollection of acquiring?”

    “You have a very polite way of asking me whether I'm delusional."

    “You're avoiding my question."

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    “'Do or do not, there is no try',” Thomas quoted.

    “If you don't try, how do you expect to succeed?”

    Featuring a conversation about mistakes past and present, regrets, a sexuality discussion, a video, and a visit from a dimension-traveling sorcerer.

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    "Angelica and Theodosia are…” Burr paused, searching for a suitable way to phrase this. Then again, Hamilton has never been one for subtlety. Even while writing under a pseudonym, his trademark writing style, and the sheer length of his essays, gave him away. “I have caught them kissing,” he finally said, his face flushing at the reminder.

    or, Burr walks in on Theodosia and Angelica.

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    Thomas moves in with the Washingtons. Hamilton helps, in his own asshole way.

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