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    Sequel to Painful Death for the Lactose Intolerant. Please read that first!

    Things are better, things are great! Or are they? Or is Roman a wreck, Logan ready to have a breakdown, and Patton terrified? Are things as safe and comfortable as they seem for Remus, Virgil, and Remy? What does sweet dragon magic really entail? Things are never as simple as we want them to be and we hurt people in ways we don't realize. At least one thing is for sure. Enough memes will piss of Damien and Virgil and Remus are happy to find his limits.

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    Roman met his soulmate once and has been outrunning him ever since. Patton has been trying to distance himself from his soulmate while trying to chase him down and bring the pirate to justice. He needs to figure out if he's been running from Roman, or himself.
    Soulmate Compass AU, everyone is born with a compass that points to your soulmate.

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    Janus Newberry has been abused by most people in his life, he's used to it by now. doesn't mean he likes it. His parents never appreciated the fact he liked boys, when he was younger he'd always say "Boy's are pretty" but his parent's shut him down quickly, doesn't mean he thinks they're any less pretty. Then Ryan Crawford came along, convinced Janus his friends-his beloved friends-didn't like him anymore. Nothing could be farther from the truth. When he finds a nice coffee shop down the road-with equally nice baristas-what will happen?

    *please read the tags*

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    Janus literally only wanted to get supplies from town. They don't care for adventure or glory, much less the stress of it all. Too bad the universe seems to have other plans. After getting caught up in the quest of twins Roman and Remus, Janus is slowly forced to trust others again. At least their best friend ends up trapped in the mess, too. The companions they slowly gather aren't too bad either.
    There is a reason Janus shut out the world, however. Old enemies pick up on their presence for the first time in years. The curse that keeps them from speaking truthfully of themself begins to worsen. Will their new friends stand by them, or abandon them like the ones before?

     

    (Aka, an adventure set in a world based on Dungeons and Dragons that allows me to ramble about philosophy, morality, ext via Janus. And over describe things. Also I'm a sucker for found family. Everyone is queer and neurodiverse in some way also, because I can and will give myself and other representation.)

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    4/?
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    Logan's backstory for a detective au

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    Virgil wakes to find that the entire world is asleep... well, almost the entire world.
    He soon learns that there are others awake as well, and they are the only ones able to end this worldwide sleep.
    Virgil must help the others to wake the rest of the world from this eternal sleep, while dealing with life-changing realizations and trying to find who he is.

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    25/?
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    When Logan Valley woke up to find the whole world in a coma, he sent out a post on social media to see if anyone else was awake.
    It got three replies.
    Then he was unexpectedly thrown into a mix of magic, murder, and mystery with a bunch of strangers. He was in for a wild ride.

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    25/?
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    Honestly I don't have a description for this, it's Sanders Sides, read it or don't

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    11/?
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    Prince Roman was set to be king and save his people.

    But...

    On the eve of his coronation, Prince Roman vanished from his bed and was declared dead within a few hours.

    The next day the kingdom mourned, no one harder than his brother Prince Remus and those closest to the Prince. Not a tear was shed that day by the king and Queen.

    Now it was Remus' turn to step up for the kingdom.

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    roman prince, after a bad breakup, heads to the beach with logan and patton, fully intending to spend the month sulking. until, of course, he meets virgil, the one person who doesn't like him. and they were neighbors. oh my god. they were neighbors. virgil works at a cake shop called spectacular, which serves cake. magic cake. cake that can trigger memories. and this cake shop just happens to be the cause of roman and janus' breakup.

    we're piling on the angst in this one but it'll all turn out okay. promise. did we mention that there's fucking magic cake.
    I MEAN CAKE. CAKE THAT'S MAGIC. YEE HAW BITCHES COME GET YALL CAKE

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    9/?
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    Janus suspects Remus might be his soulmate, so he has been very careful how he speaks around the force of chaos. Janus never thought he would have to watch his tongue around a second person.

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    A bunch of Sander Sides/Cartoon Therapy oneshots!! I come up with some of these ideas but not all.

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    1/?
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    This is just a collection of one shots from a college Sanders Sides AU that I made. I was inspired by my quarantine boredom and the fact that I am headed off to college in just over a week!
    The first few chapters are the character profiles and head cannons with which I started the AU, then there are one shots that will expand upon the characters and head cannons and build the universe. :)
    The one shots won't necessarily be in chronological order, so I will make sure to include a brief summary and general time period before each one so hopefully it won't get confusing.

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    Janus needs to come clean to his boyfriend before it’s too late.

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    Janus finds that his heart has much more capacity for love than he originally thought. With the support of Remus, his queerplatonic partner, he decides it's time to go after that love.

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    In 2019 Eundemmorbum was invented by pseudo-scientists as a way for fascists to take over the media. Under Trump's presidency it was easy to strike terror into the hearts of people. Now Eundemmorbum is the only valid mental illness - the rest are all parts of it. Including queer identities and their once again status of mental illness.

    The premise of Eundemmorbum? Simple. You learn about a mental illness and your brain starts having it. So the media is completely free of any content that could lead to someone getting the mental illness/developmental disorder.

    Maria Salvador is one of the few people aware that Eundemmorbum is completely fake, even others her age aren't aware. She knows her schizophrenia and her gayness are real, and she wants the world to know too.

    Nine kids run away from home and find Maria. They find out the truth about Eundemmorbum - and they're ready to fight back.

    Do you have a mental illness or developmental disorder? Are you queer? Are you sure? Or is it just the new illness discovered - Eundemmorbum? Ask our president about it - it's legit.

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    5/?
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    Logan had always been curious about how the Dark Sides were any different from the Light Sides. They all sought to help Thomas, so why seperate them? So, he decided to ask Deceit about it.

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    1/1
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    518
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    "Dee, how are you so hot, yet I don't wanna fuck you?"
    "Well-" Dee started, chuckling before something soft settled in his gaze and he turned around, now fully facing the other.
    "-Who am I to you?"

    -OR-

    Remus and Deceit have been friends for so long that becoming anything else seems absurd to them.

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    English
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    1/1
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    Patton's sibling Skyelr (yes, spelled like that) sews, and she's just sewed him a dress. But the principal at Patton's high school is a major dick. Can Patton, his boyfriend Roman, and the school's resident punks, Virgil and Logan, fix this?

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    2,155
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    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    152
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    12
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    Deceit realising he’s aspec, featuring everyone supporting, educating and loving on him. basically aspec sides. Everyone is Aspec, all of them.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    508

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