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      One, two, three— to the gramophone's age roughened ode from the bookshop below, and it's simple enough. Just an angel leading blithely and a demon trailing after. Crowley's feet hadn't ever been made for much other than dogging Aziraphale's steps.

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    Aziraphale wasn't pleased that he wasn't human anymore, and transforming into a werewolf was neither his idea nor the ideal scenario, but he was doing the best he could, even if he was far softer than his new pack would prefer.

    Then, of course, he met Crowley, and it all went to Hell.

    A fluffy love story, with more than a few toothy obstacles along the way.

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    In a small seaside town called Tadfield, one of the last places on Earth where humans and magic coexist, an exiled selkie and a human who ran away from her life accidentally get themselves married in the oldest, most binding sense.
    The two are forced to stay together until they can find a way to undo it and free the other from their accidental marriage.
    It sure would be complicated if they started to fall for each other in the process…
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    (Prewritten; new chapters every Tuesday and Saturday!)

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    A double drabble denying acrobatic sexual encounters.

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    Sex for a pair of consenting aegosexual beings consists largely of erotic literary exchange, and Aziraphale and Crowley have found that a certain British author has created the perfect pair for them to project on.

    Created for Our Side Zine: Queer Enough Edition (2022).

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    Crowley (and it was definitely “Crowley” now) and Aziraphale have mostly learned to live with each other. They've developed something of a routine and, for the most part, life is good. The pesky feelings that might be hiding under the surface don't need to be discussed or even thought about...

    Except it would seem Aziraphale's body and mind have other ideas. Luckily he knows someone who can help set him up with suitable humans. After all, it's not like the alien he shares his body with would ever be interested in the sort of things he finds himself wanting.

    Surely not.

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    “Crowley,” Aziraphale asked, “am I queer?”
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    Aziraphale wonders if he, an angel, can really be queer or not, and Crowley offers his queer-affirming perspective on the matter.

    (Written for the "Our Side: Queer Enough" zine!)

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    The apocalypse has ended and everything in Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship has changed. Or has it?

    Aziraphale has a discussion about his feelings with Anathema. One thing is for certain, they love each other.

    Originally written for Our Side Zine: Queer Enough

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    As Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship progresses after an Armageddon that didn't happen, a horrifying creature emerges from the depth of the sea, ready to destroy everything, as it was destined to do.

    When a new danger appears, the ineffable duo has to save the world once again.

    Now, there's one question that needs to be asked — will this new adventure bring Crowley and Aziraphale closer than ever before, or will it challenge their long-lasting love in the most heartbreaking way?

    Seven stages await.

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    A vampire is at war with what she has become
    An angel sparks reminders of who she was before

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    Crowley gets caught in the rain. Aziraphale takes care of him.

    (A self indulgent cuddle fic)

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    With Heaven and Hell always listening in, Crowley and Aziraphale find other ways of communicating.

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    Months after Armageddon, Heaven still receives receipts detailing Aziraphale’s daily miracle usage. Michael makes the mistake of checking them one idle day.
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    Aziraphale reheats a lot of tea and admires his demon, scandalizing an archangel in the process.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley in the before versus the after

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    The world should have ended four years ago.

    That was how it was written. The Great Plan was very clear on that much. Six thousand years after the creation of the world, the Anti-Christ would arrive on Earth. And after his eleventh birthday, when he came into power, he would lead the demons into the Final War. All of humanity would perish while angels and demons clashed in one final glorious confrontation.

    But no one had accounted for a few little snags. Like a couple of traitors. Or a disobedient Anti-Christ.

    And then, as if the Apocalypse not happening wasn’t already bad enough, Heaven and Hell couldn’t even punish those to blame for that entire mess. That was unacceptable.

    If Michael couldn't have the promised War and if she could not kill at least the demon involved, then she would at a minimum make him suffer. She could at least make him suffer until he wished that holy water could end his miserable existence.

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    The Kingdom of England, 1018 AD. Aziraphale's Heavenly mission to take down a particularly eager satanic cult is somewhat complicated when he discovers that their next sacrifice just happens to be none other than his very own hereditary enemy (and rather friendly acquaintance of approximately five-thousand years).

    Or: The first time Aziraphale finds himself saving Crowley's life. And risking his own life in the process.

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    In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below. (Hades/Persephone/A dash of beauty and the beast inspired AU.)

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    “Right, you’re one of those types, look what’s your name?”

    “ My name? ”

    “No, your desk’s name. Yes, your name.” The boy was visibly embarrassed at that point, it was almost sad to see him that way. Like a kicked puppy.

    “...Aziraphale.” He finally muttered aloud, giving a small pout. He was actually quite adorable. 

    Just a wacky little Highschool Human AU between the Ineffable Husbands before they become husbands. Yes this is my first Ao3 post so feel free to critique me in the comments!

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    It should be so simple—Satan banished, Adam made independent, Armageddon neutered—but Crowley found himself now facing the most difficult task of them all, and he had altogether no idea how to best approach it.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale try cuddling. For educational purposes, of course. No other reason at all.

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