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    Aziraphale is an English teacher resigned to his school’s emphasis on “employability”. Crowley is the aloof guidance counsellor who swoops in and starts stirring up trouble by getting students to question the natural order. It's quite endearing, actually.

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    11/12
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    It's the year 1794. The French revolution is raging on and the secret war between the Assassin Brotherhood and the Templar Order is at its worst. Crowley, an assassin who gets a contract to find out who the mysterious man in the mask, a new templar associate, is and Aziraphale, a templar assigned to find the glorious weapon called the Sword of Eden, are tested on every step of the way as they try to solve their own mysteries, meeting along the way in the most inconvenient of circumstances.

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    8/9
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    Insercuity was a thing aziraphale dealt with often, despite being a super natural being, an angel to be technical, they still had demons of their own.

    At first their “demons.” Were the other angels either looking down at him from disgust or jealousy of their ranking. Then it was Gabriel picking out aspects of their human form which to any “normal.” Angel they wouldn’t care.

    But aziraphale was far from normal wasn’t they?

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    1,101
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    1/1
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    1
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    31
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    1
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    ‘Oh, nothing really. I mean, at first I thought it might be because – ’ He closed his mouth suddenly, looking uncomfortable. ‘Well, never mind, apparently it wasn’t that. I made enquiries. As it turns out, the relevant committee only meets once a year, and somebody missed the deadline for the paperwork first time around, so there you are – two years’ grace, as it were. And then, whoops! You’re quietly enjoying your nice little spa day when this great big hole opens up in the ground in front of you, and down you go! In your towel. I suppose I was asking for it there – an angel sitting in a sauna, not very appropriate, is it? What can you expect?’

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    Chapters:
    8/12
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    38
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    61
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    13
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    Aziraphale and Crowley move to Lower Tadfield, and start a family. It's rather quite big before Heaven finally catch up to them.

    (OR: the one where Aziraphale and Crowley's children have to save them from an abduction by Heaven.)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    66
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    164
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    44
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    2043
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    Adam Young was meant to be the Anti-Christ. His entire purpose was to cause the end of the world. In many ways, he was the Chosen One, albeit for a rather dark path. But he was raised completely human and normal, without any unusual expectations of him beyond being a regular boy. He remained unaware of his heritage or destiny until the very end. And though he was chosen, he did not accept his role and rejected it and his connection to Lucifer.

    Warlock Dowling was not chosen. He was born as an ordinary child, with no special skills or powers. He should have lived an average life. But he was raised with certain Expectations. Occult and ethereal entities Expected him to be the Anti-Christ. He was not chosen or fated for such a role, but reality tends to bend a little when angels and demons have Expectations.

    The apocalypse may have been averted, but not everyone is relieved. Heaven and Hell may not believe that they can execute the traitors, but they also cannot let Aziraphale and Crowley go unpunished. Unfortunately for them, two not-quite-so-normal boys have some rather strong opinions on the topic.

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    7/?
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    417
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    117
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    Sometimes the feelings are too much, and Aziraphale just has to touch, to be as close to Crowley as he physically can.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    140
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    12
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    It’s not that he doesn’t enjoy sex (when they have it), it’s just that Aziraphale doesn’t think he’d ever feel a need to initiate it. After a very interesting internet search Aziraphale discovers the term servicing which he feels fits quite nicely. All in all he is perfectly happy as Crowley’s service top (or whatever his particular proclivities are at the time).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    104
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    11
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    726
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    Crowley takes Aziraphale out for a drive in the countryside for a picnic, but Aziraphale is anxious about something. You can probably figure out what if you read the tags.

    More fluffy smut. I don't think I know how to write anything else.

    Follow up to "May I?" and "Might Be Nice"

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    107
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1234
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    Crowley has waited 6,000 years to be able to spend time with his angel without fear, without their respective sides interfering. Now that he can finally just be with his angel, its the one comfort he wants. Except he keeps falling asleep.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    112
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Crowley and Aziraphale wanted to see what would happen if they did this.
    They were curious about what an angel and demon were capable of performing.
    Maybe they could be like humans and do the deed.

    But did they really go through with it?

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    1,040
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    19
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    A multi-voice recording of the work written by Aria.

    Author's summary: Aziraphale would have missed (or perhaps deliberately ignored) the nuance of together, but Crowley was a man-shaped being of the world, and knew what was being asked. "We've been around since -- for a while," he said. "But it's not like that."

    Length 08:12

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    38
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    In which Crowley discovers that Aziraphale reads porn, hijinks ensue but they don't fuck.

    _________________________________________

    London, 1930.

    Another clandestine meeting in the park, a slim figure in a trim black suit and hat stands poised next to his companion in white, a more rounded and soft silhouette next to his own sharp angles and gangly limbs. They stand looking over the waters, unspeaking. The last time they had spoken Aziraphale had denied Crowley's request and they had both left rather upset with each other. They hadn't spoken of it since (or spoken to each other at all), although Crowley was still seeking Holy Water, he wasn't here to request it again. He simply couldn't stay angry with his friend forever and had wanted to see him again. It had been many decades.

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    1/1
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    29
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    4
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    The angel had wrung his hands nervously when he asked, the two having just paused their incessant kissing for Aziraphale to speak. "Crowley dear, I've been meaning to ask-" he hesitated as Crowley raised an eyebrow at him curiously, "Well, I know generally you prefer to take a more passive role, but I do find myself quite enticed by the idea of taking that role myself you see." He'd said quite meekly, hoping his implications were clear enough. He wasn't ever very good at being concise about his own sexual desires out of his modest and servicing nature, despite him usually being the more dominant of the two in the bedroom and being perfectly capable of directing dirty talk when in charge. He was gentle and tender as such, he couldn't bring himself to be anything else toward his beloved. Even when the demon wanted pain, Aziraphale dealt it with loving praise.

     

    "Angel. I would do anything for you. Therefore I would also do anything to you. No need to be so nervous." Crowley had smirked so smugly at him that Aziraphale had felt he could combust.

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    1/1
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    3
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    178
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    25
    Hits:
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    The first time they made love, it felt like it lasted days despite being mere hours, time collapsed on itself.

    After Armageddon was prevented Crowley and Aziraphale could finally acknowledge their impossibly strong bond in all the ways they wished before, but were afraid of. Since they were both rogue now, considered lost causes by their respective offices, they could be together finally. Truly together. Heaven and Hell, after the failed executions, were afraid and had no idea how to defeat them, and seemed to have decided ignoring them is best. Aziraphale was almost surprised to still be an angel, but he was nonetheless.

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    English
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    3,667
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    135
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    12
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    1271
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    Aziraphale and Crowley finally talk about their relationship.

    Though this is an interlude to the Ineffable Seasons series, this story can be read as a standalone.

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    English
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    2,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    333
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    Language:
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    1/1
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    2
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    37
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    3
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    170
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    It hit Aziraphale while eating afters. A dull tugging of his mood downwards, the gleeful cheer that had shone inside him withering like the sudden death of the light after the sun dipped fully beneath the horizon. He had been so happy a moment before. The cake he’d ordered was scrumptious, as had been their meal. Crowley, alive and well at his side, entertained him with an amusing anecdote about his days living in Thebes. They were both safe. Armageddon had been averted with humanity none the wiser. Despite everything promising the failure of their hopes (and their lives), they had emerged victorious.

    So why did he feel so miserable?

    Language:
    English
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    6,385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    114
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    12
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    606
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    Crowley and Aziraphale love each other very much, but now that they're living together, they have their moments of exasperation.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,263
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    It’s not unusual to re-evaluate and reflect on one’s life after periods of extreme stress, danger, or change. Given this, there can be no argument as to the reason why this one particular concern bubbled along with the champagne at the tip of Aziraphale’s tongue.

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    English
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    909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    448

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