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    “At this rate,” Aziraphale remarked, wriggling experimentally beneath the comfortable weight of the demon on top of him, “I am never going to be able to stand up.”

    “Too bad.” Crowley sounded unconcerned by the prospect of permanent confinement to the sofa. “That sounds like a you problem.”

    Turning in Aziraphale's lap, he reached up and ran a hand through the angel’s hair. Which was really unfair. Deft fingers combed through curls and gently scratched the scalp underneath, and how on Earth was an angel supposed to survive such an efficacious demonic trap?

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    The Ritual of Propagation has succeeded. Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to welcome the newest member of Their Own Side.

    But the Archangels have other plans. No young angel has ever been raised outside their closely guided care, and they have no intention of changing that. How can Aziraphale and Crowley keep the newly created life entrusted to them safe from the most powerful angels in existence?

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    Aziraphale starts saying "I love you" at the end of phone calls with Crowley, after Crowley has hung up. Then one time Crowley doesn't actually hang up.

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    Zira finally gets the courage to approach the beautiful gardener her mother hired to care for the estate’s grounds. Awkwardness and cuteness ensue.

    SOSH Discord's Guess The Author Prompt #26: Garden.

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    Not only is Gabriel getting on Aziraphale's nerves, he has to deal with the thing hiding out in Heaven's storage room. Meanwhile, Crowley would just like a chance to get his nicotine fix. A fic about the absurdity of bureaucracy and how a case of mistaken identity can have you pouncing on your best friend/love interest.

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    “I’m…I’m sick, Crowley,” Aziraphale announced with all the pomp and gravitas one would expect of someone who liked Hamlet.
    Crowley blinked very slowly. “What do you mean you’re sick? We can’t get sick. You’re an angel, angel.”
    “Yes, I’m aware of that,” Aziraphale said testily. “How illuminating of you to point out. Look at that, not sick anymore.”
    “Oi,” Crowley complained. “Guess you’re not that sick if you’re still being rude to me.”
    “I’m an angel, I’m never rude-“

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    Aziraphale mysteriously catches a cold. While demons can’t heal, Crowley has no qualms with pampering her angel as she recovers.
    Aziraphale, on the other hand, isn’t accustomed to being cared for…and doesn’t know how to handle it with any amount of grace.

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    The luminosity of an angel is, in nearly every instance, a clear signification of danger. That glow warns of divine wrath; an impending smiting; discorporation or worse, or at best a narrow escape. Certainly not something a demon should ever want to encounter, unless perhaps to launch an attack upon it.

    And yet, this is not true of every glowing angel.

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    So, it's down to Crowley and Aziraphale to save the world from a malevolent God. Again. Except this time, it seems that the only way to do so is via a spell, which is all well and good, save for the fact that the list of ingredients includes the dying breath of one of angel stock.

    Pretty much, I took the trope "Aziraphale would kill for Crowley but Crowley would die for Aziraphale" and ran.

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    Aziraphale pulls Crowley into a seated half-hug, communicating with touch what words feel simply insufficient to express. “Our home, Crowley.”

    “Our home,” Crowley echoes, soft and jubilant. “Ours.”

    “I don’t think I’ve ever been anywhere more beautiful.” It is a lovely place, objectively speaking — nice wood flooring, lush yard, and despite the mixed aesthetic resulting from the juxtaposition of Aziraphale’s old belongings with the things Crowley brought from Mayfair, he finds he likes that aspect too — though Aziraphale suspects they both know the visuals aren’t really what he’s referring to. “It’s wonderful. Simply heavenly. We—”

    He feels Crowley tense in his embrace, and stops.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale find a baby on the doorstep of Aziraphale's bookshop after Armageddon('t) and decide to adopt her. They are happy for 14 years until Gabriel, humiliated by the prevention of the Great War, decides to cause trouble.

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    The demons in Hell have found out about Crowley and Aziraphale's relationship. But Crowley has, seemingly successfully, averted their suspicions by convincing them that their relationship has all been a ruse - the temptation of the millennia: to be able to get an angel to trust a demon.

    But it all comes crashing down when unexpected visitors turn up to Crowley and Aziraphale's ice-cream date at St James' Park.

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    The sensation of fingers on his head, tender and careful, pausing to caress his cheek and then moving on to comb through hair. The voice, calling him by his new name with a completely unrealistic note of fondness. The face, smiling down at him, that Crowley wished he could pretend he didn’t recognize.

    Above all else, the sense of safety, of being totally enveloped in comfort and trust and something that, even asleep, he hadn’t dared name…

    ~ ~ ~

    OR: A sequence of moments through the ages involving Crowley’s hair being touched by Aziraphale. Five times before their happy ending… plus one time after.

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    Crowley is six thousand years ahead of him calling him angel, and Aziraphale decides it's time to catch up.

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    Crowley le sacó seis mil años de ventaja llamándolo ángel, y Aziraphale decide ponerse al día.

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    Human AU. Aziraphale and Crowley's junior high school sets up a really weird school-wide Valentine's Day game that they're both kind of side-eying for different reasons. Talking about it over lunch gives them both the chance to confess something, though!

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    The pillows are soft, the sheets smooth, and Crowley’s corporation a warm and welcome presence on the left side of the mattress.

    On the right, Aziraphale lifts his head, turning a little in bed for the pleasure of glancing again at his partner’s relaxed face and form. Even without visual confirmation, there’s a certain quality to the stillness of the space that tells him Crowley is asleep. Looking does, however, confirm it: Crowley’s closed eyes are for once bare of sunglasses, chest rising and falling steadily, face eased into a half-smile indicative of consciousness somewhere far off in dreamland.

    That last is, possibly, Aziraphale’s fault.

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    Written for the Fluffbruary 2022 day three prompt "secret".


    “Wanna tell you the secret,” Crowley says.

    “It wouldn’t be a secret if you told me, dear. Better keep it to yourself.”

    “Nuh-uh. No sssecrets from you angel, I don’ like lying to you.”

    Aziraphale pauses at that. “That is very sweet of you, Crolwey. But I think you should keep your secret until you’re sober, at least.”

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    Written for the Fluffbruary 2022 day two prompt "rain".


    “Rain has always reminded me of you.”

    “Lots of rain in London,” Crowley says. “Lots of rain over six thousand years.”

    “Lots, yes.”

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    Many years after the Apocalypse.

    Aziraphale and Crowley live in a heartbreakingly perfect world. There is no sadness. There is no loss. Every day, the sun rises on an idyllic peace far beyond mortal imagination.

    The end of the old world brought Salvation. Justice. Perfection.

    But not everything is what it seems. And one angel learns that perfection cannot be bought without great pain.

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    A few days after the almost-armageddon and the ever so ineffable husbands are hanging out and living a mildly domestic and peaceful life :)

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