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    Aziraphale turns to see a card sitting atop the stack of books he'd been sorting; gold ink on paper so white it fairly glowed. Picking it up with suddenly trembling fingers, he reads: We have him. Report immediately.

    Three centuries after the failed apocalypse, Heaven intends to make Aziraphale an offer he can't refuse.

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    1/2
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    Crowley, reckoning they've pretty much got the hang of this new 'freedom' thing, decides to surprise Aziraphale with a special home-cooked dinner in his flat. Unfortunately, he's the one who ends up getting the shock.
     
    ‘You what?’
    ‘I can’t eat that,’ repeats the angel.
    It’s as impossible to misinterpret as it was the first time.

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    1/1
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    480
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    Une AU où Crowley et Aziraphale se retrouvent un peu plus impliqués que prévu dans la vie de Jésus. Elle commence aux alentours de la Nativité, montre plusieurs moments de l’enfance de Jésus, puis le reste de sa vie, et sa mort. Crowley a toujours eu de la facilité à interagir avec les enfants, mais comment va-t-il se comporter avec le fils de Dieu ?

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    4/?
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    1
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    81
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    A brief reflection on domestic life and Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship.

    OR: The fluffy Valentine's Day vignette!

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    English
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    1,056
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    1/1
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    7
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    36
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    2
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    201
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    Demons can’t feel love, but Aziraphale can’t help noticing how much Crowley’s suddenly flinging the word around.

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    1/1
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    32
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    113
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    13
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    A single white rose grows from one of Crowley’s plants. Which is weird, because none of his plants are rose bushes.

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    10
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    329
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    It had been a long time since Crawly had run into an angel-- well, into any angel that wasn't Aziraphale. There weren't so many on Earth as there used to be, and they usually weren't too difficult to avoid. This one, though, had caught him by surprise.

    (Crawly gets smited. Aziraphale lends a hand.)

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    1/1
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    142
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    15
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    570
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    Crowley’s not good with words, but he’s just good enough for Aziraphale to understand that his demon needs help. Finally, a few 6,000-year-old wounds are healed.

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    1/1
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    21
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    151
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    20
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    954
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    Crowley, panic-stricken about the end of the world, flees into space in defiance of god and gravity, but Aziraphale won’t let him leave so easily. Will Crowley make the brave choice, and turn back to fight alongside Aziraphale for the planet that has become their home?

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale go on a very strange road trip. Hijinks ensue.

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    1/1
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    The trouble with not saying things directly for thousands of years, is that sometimes you forget to be clear once you can actually speak openly.

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    “I asked God about you.”

    Crowley’s stomach plunged through the earth and he steeled himself. That is, he tried to steel himself, but could not find much steely within to summon.

    “Eh?” he croaked. He cleared his throat. “That so.”

    Jesus’ expression was complicated, brow furrowed, mouth twisted somewhere between a weak smile and a pensive frown.

    “I’m still trying to figure out the answer. But here’s what I think it is.”

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    An AU where Crowley and Aziraphale end up a bit more involved in Jesus' life than they intended. Begins around the Nativity, hits upon various points in Jesus' childhood and the rest of his life and death. Kids have always been easy for Crowley to interact with, but what about the literal son of God?

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    12/?
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    259
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    382
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    96
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    4022
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    Joyous candlenights to all! I am attempting the Good Omens advent calendar fic challenge, and so will collect all my attempts at the prompts herein. Enjoy them: they'll likely mostly be short, and fluffy, and silly. The perfect thing for a cozy candlenights season! So settle in and enjoy these pan-religious, pan-tastic, personal pan fanfics.

    (Note: Something happened to my brain and there is now a story-within-a-story starting at chapter 15. Subtitle: Happy Birthday Jesus)

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    23/31
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    1
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    125
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    108
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    10
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    1023
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    This time of year always messed with Crowley, and today was no exception. Part of him wished he could see the magic in all that snow - their first at the cottage, no less. The rest of him heaved a 6,000-year-old sigh the moment he laid eyes on it. It was only a matter of time before the heaviness and the haziness settled in...

    OR: Snow sucks when you're partially serpent. Aziraphale finds ways to make it less so.

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    3,153
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    1/1
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    13
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    107
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    16
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    477
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    The angel was making that face. The guilty one. The slightly bastard-y I-have-no-idea-what-you’re-talking-about-but-it-definitely-wasn’t-my-fault face.

    “The only way there would be books in my flat is if you’re bringing them. Now why have you been slowly turning my place into a library?”

     

    The answer, of course, would make them both very happy if they would just tell each other.

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    1/1
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    25
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    173
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    23
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    London, Three weeks after the Apocalypse: Crowley finds a certain document tucked away in a forgotten book.

    Mercia, 1020 CE: An angel and a demon meet to finalize an Arrangement...

    “I’m still not sure,” Aziraphale said slowly, “that the Arrangement need be so…formalized.”

    “Fifteen years ago,” Crowley snapped, sweeping his wing behind him, “you said you weren’t sure you were comfortable with a nebulous agreement. I don’t know what more you want from me, Angel.”

    “But it’s hardly appropriate for an angel to enter into a contract with Hell.” Aziraphle carefully placed the document to the side.

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    1/1
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    42
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    210
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    19
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    1217
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    On their last night in Eden, Aziraphale and Crawley walk together through the Garden, each reflecting on what he lost.

    But perhaps there is something that they have gained...

    Series
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    2,980
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    1/1
    Comments:
    32
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    98
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    8
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    554
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    Two years after not the end of the world, Aziraphale was still at loose ends. This is a story that happens after he starts healing from Heaven's abuse. I may post a prologue to this,but I am not sure yet. Also, in all of my stories Aziraphale and Crowley are asexual because I am asexual.

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    English
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    2,093
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    1
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    81
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    Aziraphale used to enjoy kissing, but he'd gotten bored of it over the years.
    Suddenly, however, he can't stop thinking about kissing a certain demon. . .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    386
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    It was a morning was much like any other September morning in this particular cottage for nearly the last decade.
    Or it had been.
    "'Once more unto the breach, dear friend'?"

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    English
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    2,278
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
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    134
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    17
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    803
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    They were just on their way back to the Bentley when they passed a burning building. And not just any building. A small kindergarten.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
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    129
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    14
    Hits:
    750

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