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    All Aziraphale knows about courting habits comes from humans. And Crowley is a demon, so most likely somewhat like humans in that regard, right?

    Early – and incorrect – conclusions ensue.

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    After the Apoca-wasn't, things go back to normal. Well, their normal.
    Almost normal?

    ... It isn't really normal at all, for fuck's sake. It's an angel and a demon and they're hideously in love with each other. This is definitely not normal. But here we are. Aziraphale and Crowley are head-over-heels for each other. Neither is willing to make a move.
    Welcome to the post- End Times.

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    他是残缺不全的。亚茨拉菲尔明白这个事实,可以感觉到它。他拿不准自己到底能对此做些什么——任何事都行,如果有的话。而他唯一肯定的就是:只有奇迹降临,克劳利才会留在自己身边。

    克劳利不清楚他的天使是哪里不对。但他确实清楚自己绝不会放手让亚茨拉菲尔离开。不,任何时候都不,即使这意味着承认一些他不愿承认的事情。

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    Aziraphale finally lets Crowley call him his "husband," and the two friends plan a private commitment ceremony.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale love each other very much, but now that they're living together, they have their moments of exasperation.

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    Rosemarie "Rome" Lowell is studying religious philosophy in the middle of the desert, finishing up her master's degree with haste, working her ass off at a diner, and living off tips with no room to breathe. On the worst day of her life, Rome meets her maker (literally) and is tasked to help save humanity. Although God might've let Rome know that "help" would be getting knocked up with a miracle child.

    Jolene Davis was always strange, oddities attracted her, and she knew things that she had no right knowing. One day, a man appears with a book of prophecies from Agnes Nutter, and finally, Jolene's strange life has a purpose.

    Meanwhile, across the pond, an Angel and a Demon are wrenched from their retirement/exile by the ineffable. They'd like to return to their beloved creature comforts of creation, but it's not like they'll have anything left to return to if the hosts of Heaven and Hell succeed. Their unwelcome travels to America might bring some things to the surface that neither of them was expecting (You know, just about six thousand years of mutual pining and their shared fearful desires for intimacy, nothing serious.)

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    Crowley thinks his wings are turning white because he doesn't do anything diabolical anymore. Aziraphale is trying to help.

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    Newt is not entirely sure why Crowley and Aziraphale keep visiting them, but it's somewhat reassuring at the same time as it is utterly terrifying.

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    1/1
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    In the aftermath of Armageddon Nope, Crowley finds himself pregnant.

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    5/?
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    Even angels have bad days.

     

     

     

     

     

    Or, Crowley comforts his angel when he crashes, when the world becomes too much.

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    there are rain and belly kisses.

    that's it, that's the fic.

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    Aziraphale would have said that he had plenty of patience, before, but now he has a stubborn demon in front of him with a spine so straight it might as well be an iron poker, and red-rimmed eyes beneath his sunglasses. He'll have to take care of this, somehow.

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    Crowley's skin is covered in freckles that make out the constellations and Aziraphale just loves kissing every single one of them.

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    There was a demon sitting in his flat. Because apparently, Aziraphale now owned said demon.

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    5/?
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    Their first kiss is after the apocalypse-that-wasn’t. It’s messy. They smile too much. Time snaps, breaking under the collective strain of six thousand years of pressure. The moment is perfect.

    Aziraphale is also the one to instigate their second kiss. After a morning of ‘will they, won’t they’, aborted movements and hidden expressions of nervous grief, Aziraphale takes the plunge. He stops Crowley mid-sentence with a gentle brush of lips to his cheek. Their third kiss follows shortly after.

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    1/1
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    50
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    Aziraphale is sensual so it makes sense, Crowley thinks while observing the angel's sex toys collection. It really does. But it is also flat doing it for him.

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    1/?
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    2
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    “So, what do you want to do now?” Crowley asks.
    “Well," says Aziraphale between mouthfuls of puff pastry, “I’ve always fancied retiring to the country and starting a goat farm. Perhaps near Tadfield?”

    In which Crowley fights a chicken, Aziraphale adopts some goats, and everything seems unbearably domesticated. They’re still figuring the rest of the world out, but for now they’ve earned a holiday.

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    4/4
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    Crowley and Aziraphale think they're entitled to a quiet retirement on Earth. They did just save the whole bleeding universe, you'd think that would earn them a bit of a respite. Well, it seems that the Almighty has a different plan, one involving Lucifer Morningstar of all people, and the whole thing is, just as you'd expect: ineffable.

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    5/?
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    Crowley is late for their dinner reservations, but that doesn't matter. There's no rush.

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    11
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    73
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    3
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    341
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    that groupchat fic nobody wanted, needed or asked for

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
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    78
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    3
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