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    “If we want the truth from him, he needs to feel safe enough to speak truthfully,” said Gabriel. “Now, I know what you’re thinking: ‘The traitor couldn’t possibly feel safe while he’s in Heaven for interrogation!’ And you’d be right.” His grin widened. “But—this is where it gets really good—he won’t even know that’s where he is.”

    (Aziraphale is imprisoned in Heaven, but breaks free thanks to Crowley’s help. On Earth, Crowley wakes up from his pandemic nap to find Aziraphale missing. Meanwhile, two angels watch an imaginary life unfold, with all the time in the world to wait for the answers they need.)

    (Updates every Sunday)

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    Post Armageddont Aziraphale watches Crowley pick flowers

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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend the day on the beach

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    Aziraphale is feeling overwhelmed after moving to the South Downs, Crowley has a solution

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    Aziraphale and Crowley take part in sushi making lessons at one of their favourite resturants

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    A domestic afternoon in a cafe after the world didn't end

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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend a late summer evening together in St James park

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    Crowley and Aziraphale continue their search for a way to break Crowley's curse, and in the end, get their happily ever after.

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    “You know,” Aziraphale murmured, tucking Crowley tighter into his chest, “this whole sleeping business of yours?”

    “Yeah?” Obligingly, Crowley snuggled closer in. “What about it?”

    “Well.” Aziraphale paused. “I was just thinking that there may be something to it after all.”

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    In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below

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    The world should have ended four years ago.

    That was how it was written. The Great Plan was very clear on that much. Six thousand years after the creation of the world, the Anti-Christ would arrive on Earth. And after his eleventh birthday, when he came into power, he would lead the demons into the Final War. All of humanity would perish while angels and demons clashed in one final glorious confrontation.

    But no one had accounted for a few little snags. Like a couple of traitors. Or a disobedient Anti-Christ.

    And then, as if the Apocalypse not happening wasn’t already bad enough, Heaven and Hell couldn’t even punish those to blame for that entire mess. That was unacceptable.

    If Michael couldn't have the promised War and if she could not kill at least the demon involved, then she would at a minimum make him suffer. She could at least make him suffer until he wished that holy water could end his miserable existence.

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    As many human acts and emotions as he’d adopted over the centuries, certain things still held no appeal for Aziraphale. Romance was one of those things.

    Perhaps it came of being an ethereal entity, an extension of the way that physically engaging in carnal activities never seemed worth the effort; perhaps it was merely because he was himself, just as some humans felt no desire for such activities. He’d never been completely sure of the reason, or if there was a reason. Either way, it didn’t really make a difference.

    But as Aziraphale reclined on his friend’s lap one day, feeling tender, careful fingers combing through his curls as he slowly turned pages in his current novel — another tale, like so many, driven in large part by a romantic subplot — a new worry took hold.

    ~ ~ ~

    A tale of softness, communication, and queerplatonic love.

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    Crowley’s hand twitched almost violently in his. Just once. Then it squeezed, firm and steady, before relaxing against his own.
    Aziraphale smiled at Crowley in the sickly light of the bus fluorescents. If Crowley noticed, he gave no sign.
    (some little canonverse vignettes, mostly involving holding/clasping hands, soft ending guaranteed.)

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    As Brother Francis, Aziraphale got a second garden

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    “At this rate,” Aziraphale remarked, wriggling experimentally beneath the comfortable weight of the demon on top of him, “I am never going to be able to stand up.”

    “Too bad.” Crowley sounded unconcerned by the prospect of permanent confinement to the sofa. “That sounds like a you problem.”

    Turning in Aziraphale's lap, he reached up and ran a hand through the angel’s hair. Which was really unfair. Deft fingers combed through curls and gently scratched the scalp underneath, and how on Earth was an angel supposed to survive such an efficacious demonic trap?

    Podfic of Cuddle Problem by DandelionDrabbles (AnonymousDandelion).
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    Arden returns to A.Z.Fell’s, where Aziraphale and Crowley are still very much in love and odd things happen once again.

    Also Aziraphale wears a skirt and Crowley wears a dress because I decided so. And yes, they both look beautiful.

    Written from outsider’s POV

    This is a part 2 and I recommend reading part 1, ”A strange day in a peculiar bookshop in Soho” first, if you haven’t already.

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    Crowley hates being away from Aziraphale. It was always the worst part, now he actually has to address his fear of being alone.

    Title is from "Turn Out The LIghts" by the crane wives

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    When Aziraphale shows up in Gabriel's office for his review, the Archangel realizes something is terribly wrong.

    Little does he know that things are far worse than they appear...

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    Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy their first anniversary as a couple.

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    “Remind me,” said Crowley, holding a stick and staring out over the edge of the bridge at the river below, “why are we doing this?”

    Aziraphale made a tutting sound. “Because it is a thing people do. In any case, we are engaging in a time-honored tradition of recreation which draws its inspiration from a great work of literature.”

    ~~~

    Title says it all, really: Aziraphale and Crowley play Poohsticks. They also bicker and banter (because of course they do).

    Written for this prompt.

    [Podfic now available, read by semperfiona!]

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