20 Works in Arthur Penhaligon

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    Arthur goes to Earth for school. Sure, he’s never left the House before that he can remember, but all mortals grow up in their respective Secondary Realms. What could possibly go wrong?

    Seven moments across six years.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,518
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    133
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    A Noon and a Dusk argue about who is going to carry the Rightful Heir up to bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    91
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    First book of 'Kinks of the Kingdom', a Keys to the Kingdom Porn Parody, detailing the Beginning of the Amatory Adventures of Arthur Penishankering the Insatiable Cockslut

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,364
    Chapters:
    3/29
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2972
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    Each of them felt something towards the House and their power over it and the Outer Realms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,109
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    144
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    “That’s why I’m here,” Sunday says after several seconds, turning to Dusk. It seems like he’s confiding in him but his tone is the same as always; he’s making no attempt to soften his words or lower his voice. “Apparently I should know how to set up a reconciliatory dinner.”

    “I thought your brothers were locked up for millennia or thrown into Nothing,” Dusk says before he can stop himself.

    Sunday nods. “Yes.”

    “To say nothing of what happened to your parents,” Dusk adds.

    “Indeed.”

    Dusk and Arthur return to the (new) House. It goes about as well as one might expect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,782
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    455
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    What happens after the story ends?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    414
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    "I can help you," the Will says, fluttering over to perch on his shoulder. The raven seems heavier than Arthur might have expected, and the bruises on Arthur's shoulder throb faintly in protest. He raises his other hand, thinking to push it off. "If you remove this collar, that is... It's terribly tight." It pushes its head against Arthur's hand, managing to get the collar hooked around Arthur's fingers-

    Arthur learns what it means to be the Abhorsen with the help of various people. (OK, just two, and arguably the Piper's not so much helping as beating the knowledge into him.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,116
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    284
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    The New Architect and the various other beings who survived on the Elysium rebuild the House.

    Three sentence ficlets that take place in the (new) House before, during and after the events of 'Sixth Deaths...'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,377
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    659
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    Exactly what it says on the tin.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,742
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    534
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    "Billions of Denizens and Piper's children and Raised Rats are dead because of me," Dusk says one night. 

    Smutty coda to "Anywhere I would've followed you", that's literally it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    554
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    But he was Arthur's Noon, really; Monday had had nothing to do with it by then.

    Monday's Dusk (unwittingly, for the most part) lives with the consequences of his past actions.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,096
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1022
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    Sunday was not banished immediately.

    Demoted and stripped of all authority, yes. Humiliated, naturally. But as the new Master of the House, the Lord of the Incomparable Gardens and the one to fulfill the designation of Sunday for the Morrow Days, the Piper had allowed him to remain in the House.

    The Architect is the one chained in the Deep Coal Cellar. Things do not turn out any better for it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    417
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    Things are (technically) easier in the House: you don't get hungry or thirsty, and it's pretty hard to die. Then again, everyone in the House is emotionally-stunted and none of them really know what to do with a young child. Well, it's the thought that counts, right?

    Nine moments from Arthur's childhood.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,693
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    853
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    Arthur is a citizen of the Old Kingdom, raised in Ancelstierre. He knows his parents were minor nobility in the northern country, but what he doesn't know is that they were the last of a branch of the Abhorsen line.

    The current line of Abhorsens is at its end, and Arthur is the only one left who can inherit, whether he wants to or not.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    284
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    You might think the Morrow Days would be horrible at taking care of a baby. Well- no, actually, you'd probably be right.

    The Trustees (and their Times) get used to caring for Arthur.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,200
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    670
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    Lt. Crosshaw goes directly to Thursday after drafting Arthur into the Army. Thursday decides to oversee Arthur's training himself, and Arthur finds that perhaps the Trustees aren't necessarily the villains he thought they were.

    Rewrite of events from the fourth book onwards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,204
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    451
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    Wherein the Morrow Days (or suitable representatives, as the case may be) come together to discuss very important matters, like the building of towers into the sky and the appointing of new Keepers of the Front Door. Wait a second, who brought this baby to the meeting?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    713
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    In which Monday is proud, Sunday is envious and Arthur is kind of in over his head. One out of three isn't bad, right?

    Basically the alternate universe where the Trustees' sins don't line up quite so conveniently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,360
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    866
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    That one where Friday is actually afflicted by lust.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    442
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    Arthur goes back to Earth and grows up (but not old).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    490

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