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    An Annihilation AU

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    An extraterrestrial element hits earth but instead of aliens attacking humans, a new source of energy is changing DNA and creating new species. Termed as the shimmer, it is consuming anything that crosses its path.

    Khan, an Alpha and Arthur, an Omega are abducted from the safety of their home and brought to where this extraterrestrial element is. They are forced to join a quest to destroy this thing.

    Without dying of course.

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    Ford Prefect as yet knows little of the traditions upheld by the people of Earth. one of the traditions he knows nothing about is Guy Fawkes night, so when Arthur invites him to witness a fireworks display, he is surprised by what he sees. Is this experience something he should put in the guide? A piece of Ford and Arthur fun.

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    The blonde figure facing away from her was achingly familiar, and the Doctor dared not hope that it was her, but then she turned around, and -

    “Oh!” Rose Tyler exclaimed. “Oh, thank God I’m not alone!”

    Those last words triggered something in The Doctor’s memory, four words that had had a greater impact on her than any other sentence in her nine hundred years of living, spoken by the Face of Boe so long ago.

    You are not alone.

    The notion that he had not just meant the Master was something that the Doctor had never dared to take into consideration. And yet now, stethoscope moving over Rose’s chest as she lay in the sickbay, she heard it. Rose’s heartbeat.

    One two three four. One two three four.

    What the hell was going on?

    (ft. characters from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, u don’t need to b familiar with them to read this tho)

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    In the years Arthur had been with Ford, they had never had a serious fight. Like, not an actual couples fight. Arthur supposed their spats over Arthur’s random acts of semi-bravery and Ford’s near constant cowardice could be called fights, but their relationship had never been endangered by those disagreements. For a pair that bickered as much as they did, they had never really faced any serious relationship problems.

    Until now.

    And it was all over a stupid dog.

    in short, Ford tries to be a Good Partner(tm) and Arthur mucks it all up (as usual). Enjoy! title from "How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful" by Florence + The Machine.

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    Trapped two million years before the earth is set to be destroyed by the Vogons, Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect grow close. Very close.

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    Двое инопланетян и двое обезьяньих потомков пытаются попасть в место, похожее на бар…

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    The shortest Infinity War ever.

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    Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent are about to die. Ford makes a split-second decision that has no impact on whether or not they'll come out of it alive, but at least it makes him feel better about the whole thing.

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    Arthur and Ford attend a fancy-dress party in Islington. Things do not go according to plan. Not that there was a plan in the first place.

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    Arthur Dent is an ordinary human from an unremarkable planet called Earth. Six years prior to his planet’s sudden destruction, he meets someone rather unusual. Who is this strange man? Why is he fascinated by how ordinary Arthur is? And what have digital watches got to do with any of this?

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    What if, instead of being picked up by the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor was picked up by a certain Improbability Drive-driven starship carrying some people he met at a flying party once, and they were enlisted to help him take down Thanos?

    In desperate situations, as the Guide says, don't give up hope. Actually, it goes on to say, you might as well give up hope, but the most important thing is to not panic.

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    Ford doesn't understand the Earthers' view of alcohol. Arthur is concerned.

    in short, Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's first meeting. Enjoy! title from David Bowie's "Hallo Spaceboy."

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    Trans man Arthur Dent discovers all he needs to start publicly transitioning is a quirky friend from Betelgeuse who doesn't give a fuck about gender norms.

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    Ford Prefect has been stranded on Earth for what seems like years, but his bleak future soon looks up when he meets Arthur Dent in the local pub, and the two men bond over Shakespear's Hamlet.

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    Love is a vicious motivator. Greg probably deserves what's coming to him.

    “Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Apparently Greg Lestrade’s breaking point is seeing Sherlock Holmes, the one most logical person he's ever encountered, hovering above Baker Street as if human flight were the most ordinary, everyday occurrence.

    “...any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.” ― Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Arthur always hated it when his mother would tell him to try to see things through someone else's eyes. Somehow, he doesn't think this is what she meant.

    “Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    Subterfuge, flight lessons, and first kisses. Oh my.

    “The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    Mycroft finally explains what the hell is going on.

    (I'm just going to be straightforward here. I chose the "major character death" tag because we finally get an explanation as to how both John and Arthur's minds are in one body. There's only so many ways that can happen. Also, there are some truths revealed about other catastrophic events.)

    “In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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    John and Arthur have a discussion.

    “If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

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