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    “It’s this pining from afar, junior high, ‘dear diary, he and I almost brushed shoulders today’ way of talking about Artemus that you have," Jeremy said. "It’s like you can hardly believe you breathe the same air as him. It's like you want him so much they think you can’t possibly have him.”

    It's Thanksgiving, and Jim can't seem to figure out why everyone thinks he's single.

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    "Herr Vest is my patient," said the old man, in a heavy Austrian accent, "and he is not to be disturbed."

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    Jim came around slow.

    There was something strange about it, disorienting—more so than usual. Jim had been unconscious his fair share of times and then some, and by now he had a sense for how it had gone, depending on how it felt to come out of it. And this time was different. His head didn't hurt; that usually meant he'd been drugged, not struck. But there was something about the way he felt that made him think he'd been hit anyway. Some kind of—of unsteadiness in him, a sense that his head was too-large and unwieldy; an odd tender feeling that wasn't quite an ache or a soreness, creeping up the back of his neck and prickling over his scalp.

    (Or: a little mad science, courtesy of Loveless, makes Jim telepathic. It's only temporary; but it does last long enough to give him a chance to learn something he hadn't dared hope for about Artie.)

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    “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,” Artie said.

    Jim and Artie talk about ghosts.

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    “Of course I came.” He sniffed the air. “And just in time too; I think something is burning.”

    When Jim's wife dies of course Artie comes to lend a hand and help his friend grieve. Jim is his best friend; the fact that he's always desired more than friendship is something he just has to deal with on his own.

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    Artemus takes on the temporary custody of a teenage orphan of outlaws, Emanda. The trouble is, she thinks she is in-love with him. How will he handle her misplaced feelings?

     

    Rating is for eating disorder references and a teenager's attraction towards an older man.

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    When Artemus returns to Washington after three months working missions, there's only one place he wants to go and one person he wants to see... and he has only one thing on his mind.

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    This story may or may not bear a passing resemblance to William Goldman’s masterful “good parts” version of S. Morgenstern’s classic novel (and Rob Reiner’s marvelous film), The Princess Bride.

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    James West has lost something irreplaceable.

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    Artie is overcome by the heat in an isolated ghost town. Then, to make matters worse, Dr. Loveless shows up.

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    Can love bloom in a place of horror and fear? Jim/Artemus

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    “The man wields his good looks like a weapon. He doesn’t need a disguise, with cheekbones like his. It’s so easy for him.”

    When James asks for his help, Artemus learns an important truth about his new partner.

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    Jim hadn't expected to be captured during during the war. Of course, no one really expects to get captured, so it certainly comes as a nasty shock whenever it happens.

    He hadn't expected to be kidnapped, either, but life is always full of surprises. What's one more?

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    AU this is a slightly different version of the Wild Wild West Episode ‘The Night of the Pistoleros’ and is pretty much a ‘What If?’ Story. My OC Characters are Dr Elizabeth McKenzie, Eleanor Talbot and Colonel Robert Gardner. It also references two creations of mine, Richmond's Ladies & Benito's Girls, two groups of female agents who work for their government in a similar capacity to West & Gordon. After much thought I decided to re-edit this story to include Artie being Jim's Best Man.

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    Artie goes about his morning, glad for the wonderful family he has.

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    His luck being what it was, Jim should’ve known that he would stumble across the hideout of some local bandits and get shut up in a closet with barely enough room for two men to breathe deeply, let alone work themselves free.

    Jim and Artie are locked in a closet. It might just be a blessing in disguise.

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    In which Artemus Gordon is in disguise, and has the flu, and can work with this.

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    “For once in your life won’t you listen to me?” But Jim never listened, not once his mind was made up.

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    I couldn't resist making more of these absurd things. Like the previous collection, they include Napoleon/Illya covers, shirtless Robert Culp (from the movie PT 109), plus newcomers Jim/Artie from The Wild Wild West.

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    A late night breakdown leads to an unexpected meeting and a timeless adventure.

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    18
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