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    In the year 2003, Artemis and the Butlers woke up with contacts in their eyes. Artemis seeks to understand how this came to pass, and Juliet comes along for the ride.

    (Post-the Eternity Code)

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    "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a spy in possession of a boring mission, must be in want of some excitement." — Jane Austin, sort of

    M16 knows that there's something very valuable concealed within the walls of the British Museum, and Alex is tasked with casing the museum until the British government is able to discern exactly what and where this object of interest is. It's a simple mission — almost a vacation, really.

    It's a pity that Alex is about to discover that things can never remain simple when Artemis is involved.

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    He needed his brother. What he didn't know was whether Artemis would pick up the phone or not, and it was driving him crazy. Comfort!fic.

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    1/1
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    Post KH3, spoilers ahoy.

    He got off the pavement, wet, dirty and alone.

    They left the beach, ready to chase him down.

    She gripped her Keyblade, twisting it tight enough in her hands to leave marks.

    It was time to go home.

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    19/?
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    193
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    173
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    37
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    3611
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    A look into the effects of family legacy. Takes place soon after the seventh book and explores the Butler-Fowl family dynamics

    Series
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    Years after the last colony, Artemis and Minerva meet again to play chess.

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    1/1
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    The Fowl name may have been a weight upon Artemis, but it was nothing more than a surname for his brothers. A short fic looking at hair dye, families beyond blood, and learning to let go.

    Series
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    2
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    6
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    The year is 2417, and the delicate peace of the galaxy is on the verge of collapse. For months now, mysterious entities have been appearing at random throughout the galaxy. None of these "visitors" seem to know where they are or how they got there, and they all claim to hail from planets and cities that do not exist.

    Ruby Rose finds herself among the ranks of these "visitors." After falling through a wormhole into unfamiliar territory, she joins forces with Artemis Fowl, a fellow visitor. Together, they embark on a quest to find their way back home. With every nation in the galaxy casting blame, time is of the essence.

    Can Ruby and Artemis discover the cause of all this? Or are they both in far over their heads?

    The galaxy is ancient and full of horrors, after all.

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    13/?
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    37
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    28
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    3
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    711
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    Alex wanted to destroy the people who had shattered his life. Artemis wanted to know why those people tried to kidnap him. Neither of them wanted to fall in love.

    As the song says, you can't always get what you want.

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    Chapters:
    5/18
    Comments:
    14
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    38
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    3
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    Artemis gets strange symptoms during a date, symptoms suspiciously like those he experienced when entering dwellings uninvited during his short time with stolen magic...

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    17/?
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    78
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    192
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    27
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    2676
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    “I was under the impression that we were on a date,” Holly sneers.
    “So was I,” Artemis says icily. “But clearly you would never be interested in a coward such as myself, Ms. Short, so forgive me for troubling you. I wish you the best of luck with the upcoming season.”
    “Fuck you, Fowl,” Holly spits, and leaves him standing there.

    -

    When a vicious review of the New York City Ballet's last season goes viral, Holly does her best to put it behind her; she has a rising career as a dancer to focus on, and if she stops for every internet troll with a large vocabulary, she'll never get anywhere.

    Naturally, of course, fate has other plans. It's a small world, after all.

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    2/3
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    42
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    4
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    564
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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

    Series
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    59/?
    Comments:
    645
    Kudos:
    549
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    10687
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    After abstaining from masturbation, Holly Short realizes her pent-up emotions and sexual frustrations originated from Artemis Fowl himself. Foaly concocts a plan to lose both of their virginities. Cute. (SMUT, LEMON, WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALL IT.)

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    Artemis has an idea.

    (Set 18 months after the end of TLG. Also, spoilers for TLG.)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    6
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    Sequel to UD. Holly has spent over a month out of school recovering from the same mission that put Artemis on the run. She's barely returned when her involvement somehow leaks to his enemies. He must protect her, fend them off, and somehow pay his father’s ransom at the same time. Can he do it? Or will it just be one big disaster?

    Series
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    32,778
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    27
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    4
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    320
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    Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for... Obviously A/H. Semi-AU.

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    29,436
    Chapters:
    16/18
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    619
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    AU. Artemis is a cross-breed monster, a result of an experiment by the gods that dropped him on Earth after it failed. He is hated and feared by most of the other inhabitants of Earth, monster and human alike. He lives his life secluded from the rest of the world, until one fateful encounter in the forest leaves him with a duty to protect the elf he accidentally made a target. A/H.

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    7/?
    Comments:
    3
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    19
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    1
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    345
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    The Commission-mandated assassination of Artemis Fowl is set to occur within the next two days. Luckily, Number Five has some time on his hands.

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    6,292
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    18
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    92
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    14
    Hits:
    567
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    Takes place before the Artemis Fowl series (to be honest, you don't even have to know the series to be able to read this - just know he's a condescending prick who is, unfortunately, also a genius).
    The events of RotG mostly tend to happen in the background, but still affect Reader. The only defining trait Reader has is the fact that you are trusting towards others - no descriptions are ever really made about you.
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    Real summary time. What if, instead of kidnapping Holly Short, Artemis found another way to fund the search for his father? He's created an app, aptly named Panacea, which supposedly will do pretty much everything for a user. Naturally, Artemis has some other backhanded plans for it...

    You are a beta tester, visiting your aunt and uncle in Burgess, when an unusual bug in Panacea's weather prediction causes the app to contact the developer.

    What follows is an adventure more magical than you'd ever imagined could exist.

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    Chapters:
    14/14
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    10
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    Artemis Fowl the Second fell through a crack in the fabric of space and time (on purpose, of course) and managed to get accepted into Hogwarts in spite of his lack of magical talent. In Defense Against the Dark Arts class, he faces a Boggart, and things get a little out of hand.

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    English
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    2,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    250

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