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    He sometimes leans out his window, the blanket of thick night wrapped firmly around him with only the face of the moon to speak with. He makes conversation with the craters of her eyes, but she doesn't reply, his words lost on an evening breeze. He sometimes wonders if magic has interfered with his system, as the moon wordlessly beckons him out. She tells him to step right out into oblivion - don't look down.

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    A piece I wrote for FowlFest 2020. Birthday's are an awkward time for Artemis, especially now when everyone is together for the first time in a while. Angeline has plans for a grand day, but will Artemis enjoy his special day?

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    Things seem perfect for Artemis Fowl II and his friends, but they aren't. Their family is disjointed and not quite where it used to be, and Artemis is determined to fix it - using whatever means necessary.

    DISCLAIMER: I don't own a thing. God, I wish I did. Then I could make artemis my bitch

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    Little Artemis's first birthday.

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    Domovoi makes a twenty-four hour trip to be there for the first night of his principal's life. One does not form an emotional attachment to the principal, but he cannot help but admire the infant's tenacity.

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    What if you transformed Artemis Fowl and Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident into a single screenplay, something that has never before been attempted?

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    Before the Fowl Star sank, Artemis was (albeit briefly) a child — and with this fact comes all that childhood entails. This is one of the many misadventures he and Juliet, the only other child in Fowl Manor, managed to stumble into.

    A tale of winding hallways, surprises, and Fowl business.

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    “This is madness!” cried Holly.
    The young pirate shrugged. “I prefer to think of it as brilliance. It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”

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    Holly and Artemis are a new couple coming out of many traumatic experiences together. Just like all couples, they fight. But when their first real fight turns more serious than most, will their relationship survive?

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    "Are you coming or not?"

    "I thought you worked alone."

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    Opal Koboi has been defeated. The Great Techno-Crash has rankled the world, both above and below the surface. And...Artemis Fowl II is dead. Holly works with Foaly on Artemis' final plan, while Artemis himself fights to maintain his identity in his hardest battle to date.

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    The fairies are watching him. They always are. But familiarity breeds contempt, and by now, Artemis is certain that they have built up an entire psychological profile of him, complete with past childhood trauma and attachment issues.

    Honestly. He wrote acclaimed books on psychology, and, yet, they think that he cannot accurately imitate any of the mental health disorders they believe him to have. The very notion of it is ridiculous, but the average fairy has never been the smartest of creatures.

    Rather like humans, in that regard.

     

    At the moment, they think him to be a rather dull boy. In possession, perhaps, of an inimitable and rare intellect, but a child all the same. A normal child, though one with abnormal intelligence, who feels normal emotions, has normal goals, normal dreams, normal relationships…

    Artemis Fowl II has never been normal, not in any sense of the word.

     

    Or: an attempt to reconcile the version of Artemis we see in the movie with the genius of the books, a.k.a. genius!movie!Artemis matching wits with a genius!movie!Opal.

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    "Dance with me." She says, her hips swaying to the beat. Her eyes are closed, nimble fingers tapping out the rhythm.
    "What?" Artemis asks, startled. Her fingers trail into his hands.
    "This is my favourite song. Jim Croce. Time in a Bottle. 1973. Dance with me, Artemis."
    For probably one of the first times in his life, he shuts up and does.
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    The typical story. A girl who's never been loved, a boy who's never given love.
    But this time, throw in fairies, babies, and crying. A lot of it.

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    4/?
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    Since we are twelve days away from the release of the Artemis Fowl movie, and there are twelve days in the song Twelve Days of Christmas (who'd have thunk?), wouldn't it be fun to have a fic around that concept? I wasn't originally planning on having this be about Angeline and Artemis Fowl I, but it seemed kind of fun, so here we are.

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    1
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    "Artemis would really prefer to have had nothing to do with it, but perhaps felt some responsibility to ensure that a movie titled after him did not end up winning a Golden Raspberry Award."

    After years of development hell, Artemis was recruited as the creative consultant for the upcoming Artemis Fowl movie. He was tasked to interview the characters as part of research for the screenplay. As usual, nothing turned out as expected.

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    After the events of TTP, Artemis owes his mother an explanation. Written for the "In A Fowl Mood" fanzine, x-posted to Fanfic.net

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    There are good days and bad ones. Healing isn't linear, but Artemis has it covered.

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    10
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    Artemis is starting to hate the illustrious Mr. Wayne, even though he hasn't yet met him. This party is hell on Earth.

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    2/2
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    18
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    Artemis Fowl II and Adara Harper are just friends. Right?

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    6
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    A nine year old Artemis Fowl first met eight year old Declan Lynch at a Fairy Market in an abandoned onsen just outside Kyoto. This has generally been regarded as a Very Bad Idea.

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    1/1
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    11
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    70
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    12
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    417

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