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    Artemis Fowl II was a master of what gamblers called "a poker face."
    Butler had seen him face down dangers without so much as a sweat from as young as nine years of age. He didn't just pride himself on his ability to keep his cool, he considered a necessary tool in his various professions. Be it thief or philanthropist, you never let them see you flinch.
    That isn't to say he had no tells. Nothing that just anyone could pick up on, but Butler? Who had been with Artemis since his birth? He knew what to look for.

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    Cannon divergent post Lost Colony (with some bits of cannon taken from later books):

    Three months have passed since he saved the demons, and Artemis's magic hasn't faded one lick. Artemis Senior is remembering things from his own younger days- fairy things. If only Commander Root were still alive to sort everything out, as Artemis and his entire family have to work together to solve a prisoner's disappearance and keep Artemis's own haywire powers in check.

    (Note, this work is on hiatus while I finish ∞:∞)

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    At the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis arranged for future business enterprises with Mulch Diggums. Once again, his business pursuits will cross paths with the LEP Recon, particularly one officer named Captain Holly Short. This time, she is in need of his assistance. Spoilers: Books 1-3 and editing for flair. There is a rather large probability the rating will have to go up.

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    Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't.

    Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...

    (This is a completed fic that I'm moving/slightly editing from FanFiction.net)

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    Even when he's gone, some of the world still seems to revolve around Artemis Fowl.

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    'My pirate prince,' [Angeline said]."
    - The Time Paradox, page 65.

    A selkie au exploring the relationship between Artemis Sr. and Angeline.

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    Takes place before the Artemis Fowl series (to be honest, you don't even have to know the series to be able to read this - just know he's a condescending prick who is, unfortunately, also a genius).
    The events of RotG mostly tend to happen in the background, but still affect Reader. The only defining trait Reader has is the fact that you are trusting towards others - no descriptions are ever really made about you.
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    Real summary time. What if, instead of kidnapping Holly Short, Artemis found another way to fund the search for his father? He's created an app, aptly named Panacea, which supposedly will do pretty much everything for a user. Naturally, Artemis has some other backhanded plans for it...

    You are a beta tester, visiting your aunt and uncle in Burgess, when an unusual bug in Panacea's weather prediction causes the app to contact the developer.

    What follows is an adventure more magical than you'd ever imagined could exist.

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    (this fanfiction takes place after the Eternity Code)
    It’s been a few months since Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped by the LEP when he notices peculiar glitches around, and ends up discovering an uncanny dimension: the Wired. Artemis’ lust for power takes over, and as he has forgotten all about his spark of decency, the fairies will face the consequences of distrusting him.

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    Centuries ago, fairies were discovered and enslaved by humanity. Drained of their magic - except for a rare few - they are entirely dependent on their masters. But what will happen when a young elf and a human get to know each other and realize just how similar they are? Will they be able to overturn centuries of horror and sow the seeds of hope?

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    Sweet little oneshot that takes place not too long after the events of book two. Artemis drops in to visit his father at the hospital in Helsinki and finds somebody else waiting for him with the same idea.

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    Human AU. Within the span of a few months, Holly loses everything, and both her parents are either presumed dead or dying, leaving her alone to fend for herself. She's struggling until she finally manages to land a job that seems perfect - a live-in maid, in the one and only Fowl Manor. But she soon realizes she signed up for more than she bargained for. A/H!

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    It never skipped Holly’s notice that wherever Artemis went, he wore strange jewelry. She assumed it was just an Irish aristocrat thing, but now she wasn’t so sure.

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    **REVISING!!!** I have no idea where this story is going so I'm going to first complete it before uploading it! Might delete and re-upload in the future. Sorry and thank you!

    "As a child I always wanted to be a hero."

    Artemis Fowl II was meant to be a villain the day he was born. He knew this... But he can't help it when his eyes light up and heart swells with pride when he sees a hero in action. He can't help it that he wants to dream too.

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    And here we are ready for another Major Butler adventure. After bringing young Domovoi and baby Juliet to the Fowl manor, Myles Butler spent five years with the Marines, where he was given the nickname "Major" due to his rank. Back to the Manor and having to deal with his new duty as bodyguard to a certain Artemis Fowl on his early twenties and as an uncle to a rebellious teen nephew and a sweet baby niece, the Major has a lot in his hands.

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    There is no rational, scientific explanation for why Artemis begins to remember.

    Or: Holly is the last puzzle piece to fall into place.
    Post-series coda for Artemis’s birthday (1 September), and some closure.

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    Artemis was found in the garden. Limp. Sick. There is no mark of physical harm . . . so what happened to him? And why was he attacked? (This is written as if The Last Guardian never happened (by which I mean never written, I changed a few things that were explained in there, so this is something of an AU.)

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    It was brutal, the whole thing. It made him stronger, it made him fit for his job. Cut for it. This is what he had been. A stone in the rough, that needed to have some parts of him cut off and discarded. Maybe that's why Madam Ko would give her top apprentices the blue diamond symbol - they'd be polished into perfection, to be tougher than anything they might ever face.

    When the needles pierced the diamond shape on Butler's shoulder, he did not flinch. His numb self couldn't feel anything, not after the five years of training at Madam Ko's academy and the things he saw on his time there.

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    (Based off a recurring headcanon of a trans boy Arty)

    AU in which Artemis was assigned female at birth but realized throughout the years he actually felt like a boy inside. Props to Butler for being Artemis' Actual Father™ and Juliet for being a cute lil cupcake of anger. Artemis Senior being a jackass, what's new? Sadness, angst and self acceptance.

    This is my first published fic in ages and my first on AO3 ever so please be kind?

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    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly.

    Disclaimer: We own nothing and make no money off of this. All characters, fandoms, quotes, and references belong to their creators. We're only borrowing them! However, we do own Cats are Weird, Snooky, Stanley, Camel, Foofy, Camel's mom, Anna, Miranda, Elaine, Anna the Elf, and all other original characters AND the storyline. Thanks!

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    The unofficial ninth book in the Artemis Fowl series - post-reset, human society is settling back down, and an organization called Knighthood is becoming increasingly troublesome. Rumors of another forgotten fairy family are bubbling up. To top things off, Butler discovers he has a son...who is one of the dragons that Knighthood is trying to capture. Also Root and Vinyaya are still alive. Implied Root/Vinyaya. I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t self-insert.

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