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    (More than) 100 words of Rampant Condom Oppression. Read and heed the warnings.

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    Alex wanted to destroy the people who had shattered his life. Artemis wanted to know why those people tried to kidnap him. Neither of them wanted to fall in love.

    As the song says, you can't always get what you want.

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    Artemis gets strange symptoms during a date, symptoms suspiciously like those he experienced when entering dwellings uninvited during his short time with stolen magic...

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    “I was under the impression that we were on a date,” Holly sneers.
    “So was I,” Artemis says icily. “But clearly you would never be interested in a coward such as myself, Ms. Short, so forgive me for troubling you. I wish you the best of luck with the upcoming season.”
    “Fuck you, Fowl,” Holly spits, and leaves him standing there.

    -

    When a vicious review of the New York City Ballet's last season goes viral, Holly does her best to put it behind her; she has a rising career as a dancer to focus on, and if she stops for every internet troll with a large vocabulary, she'll never get anywhere.

    Naturally, of course, fate has other plans. It's a small world, after all.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    After abstaining from masturbation, Holly Short realizes her pent-up emotions and sexual frustrations originated from Artemis Fowl himself. Foaly concocts a plan to lose both of their virginities. Cute. (SMUT, LEMON, WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALL IT.)

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    Artemis has an idea.

    (Set 18 months after the end of TLG. Also, spoilers for TLG.)

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    Sequel to UD. Holly has spent over a month out of school recovering from the same mission that put Artemis on the run. She's barely returned when her involvement somehow leaks to his enemies. He must protect her, fend them off, and somehow pay his father’s ransom at the same time. Can he do it? Or will it just be one big disaster?

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    Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for... Obviously A/H. Semi-AU.

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    AU. Artemis is a cross-breed monster, a result of an experiment by the gods that dropped him on Earth after it failed. He is hated and feared by most of the other inhabitants of Earth, monster and human alike. He lives his life secluded from the rest of the world, until one fateful encounter in the forest leaves him with a duty to protect the elf he accidentally made a target. A/H.

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    The Commission-mandated assassination of Artemis Fowl is set to occur within the next two days. Luckily, Number Five has some time on his hands.

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    Takes place before the Artemis Fowl series (to be honest, you don't even have to know the series to be able to read this - just know he's a condescending prick who is, unfortunately, also a genius).
    The events of RotG mostly tend to happen in the background, but still affect Reader. The only defining trait Reader has is the fact that you are trusting towards others - no descriptions are ever really made about you.
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    Real summary time. What if, instead of kidnapping Holly Short, Artemis found another way to fund the search for his father? He's created an app, aptly named Panacea, which supposedly will do pretty much everything for a user. Naturally, Artemis has some other backhanded plans for it...

    You are a beta tester, visiting your aunt and uncle in Burgess, when an unusual bug in Panacea's weather prediction causes the app to contact the developer.

    What follows is an adventure more magical than you'd ever imagined could exist.

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    Artemis Fowl the Second fell through a crack in the fabric of space and time (on purpose, of course) and managed to get accepted into Hogwarts in spite of his lack of magical talent. In Defense Against the Dark Arts class, he faces a Boggart, and things get a little out of hand.

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    Wing Commander Vinyáya takes an interest in Root's efforts to recover Captain Short, Section Eight gets involved, and this whole business could all have been avoided if Root had only addressed the gaping flaws in Recon's operating procedures earlier. (AU of the first book, part of a WIP project, and somewhat meta)

     "Get me an outside line to E1. This Fowl person seems to know all of our rules, so it's time to break a few."

     NEW: Absent figures come back to haunt Artemis.

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    28 Feb 2019

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    A one-shot into the build-up to the science fair that resulted in Opal and Foaly's rivalry, and all the fall out thereof.

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    In a routine magical scan, the People stumble upon something shocking- the existence of magical humans, and schools built to teach them.

    Good thing they have fourteen-year-old Artemis as an ally- bored and still posessing magic he stole in the time tunnel four months ago- to send into Hogwarts as the most conspicuous unofficial secret agent ever.

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    As Butler waits to hear back about how Artemis is doing in Haven with Dr. Argon, Juliet moves back to the manor. A character study of Juliet with a side of Butler-Fowl family dynamics.

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    Poor Monokuma. He's gone just so long without starting another killing game. Fortunately for him (and unfortunately for this latest batch of contestants), he has some genius new ideas for how to keep things entertaining. 16 new Ultimates, their fates now conjoined in the newest iteration of the killing game. In this world, there's only one truth:

    Kill, or Be Killed.

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    Shinsou Hitoshi, aka Operator, has dealt with a lot of things since graduating from UA. Even with everything that's happened, he never expected to find himself face to face with one Artemis Fowl II. Even if he had managed to predict that, he certainly wouldn't have expected to be asking for his help.

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