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    Artemis has accepted that seeing his true form isn't a pleasant experience for the people around him. But as always, Holly seems determined to be the outlier. A/H fluff.

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    After a simple conversation turns into a devastating fight, our heroes' friendship looks to be over. In a desperate attempt to save it, Holly starts a chain of events that can only be played out to the end to possibly be stopped, and has to face the repercussions of her careless words.

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    While investigating a taboo fairy subculture, Captain Short discovers some things she never knew about the people, and herself. Facing awakening desires she'd never dared speak of before, a new view on relations between fairies and humans has her glimpsing a future she never thought possible. Lots of smut!

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    A deranged man blames Butler for the death of his young daughter and he knows exactly how to get his revenge.

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    Foaly's aunt joins the rest at Fowl Manor for the holidays. Artemis has a little fun. Humor, drabble.

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    The Fourth part in this exciting series. In this story, expect a ton of references to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the conclusion to the Hunger Games vs. Divergent rivalry (with another series coming out on top), and even the misbehaving Norse god Loki. (Because every story needs a Loki.) Will the characters in the story survive, and can they withstand the evil Thanos's plans for the universe?

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    Fandoms: Total Drama, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Game of Thrones (TV), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Dead or Alive (Video Games), The Simpsons, Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z, iCarly, Portal (Video Game), The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Frozen (2013), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adventure Time, Bully (Video Games), Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types, Kick-Ass (2010), Two and a Half Men (TV), Cruel Intentions (1999), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, South Park, Home Alone (Movies), Kim Possible (Cartoon), Baka to Test to Shokanju | Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, Back to the Future (Movies), Maximum Ride - James Patterson, The Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini, Gorillaz, RWBY, 10 Things I Hate About You (1999), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, Glee, Teen Titans - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix, Gakuen Mokushiroku | Highschool of the Dead, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, American Pie (Movies), Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Fairly OddParents, Dragon Ball, Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Final Fantasy IX, Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    03 Dec 2018

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    The fifth and final season of my series of Total Drama fics. This time, it's hosted by Don, and the contestants are in teams of two. Who will win? Stay tuned to find out...

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    Julius Root was once young, impulsive, reckless and stupid.

    Well, maybe not stupid. Root liked to think that at fifty years old, fresh out of the Academy, he was a smarter rookie than most, and his calm under fire and quick-thinking ability helped him up the ladder of rank.

    Julius Root was once young, promising and at the top of his class. Then the Academy’s only female elf, the headstrong and doubly promising Raine Vinyáya, broke a flight speed record.

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    “I was under the impression that we were on a date,” Holly sneers.
    “So was I,” Artemis says icily. “But clearly you would never be interested in a coward such as myself, Ms. Short, so forgive me for troubling you. I wish you the best of luck with the upcoming season.”
    “Fuck you, Fowl,” Holly spits, and leaves him standing there.

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    When a vicious review of the New York City Ballet's last season goes viral, Holly does her best to put it behind her; she has a rising career as a dancer to focus on, and if she stops for every internet troll with a large vocabulary, she'll never get anywhere.

    Naturally, of course, fate has other plans. It's a small world, after all.

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    Artemis gets strange symptoms during a date, symptoms suspiciously like those he experienced when entering dwelling uninvited during his short time with stolen magic...

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    The public image of Artemis Fowl has never been squeaky clean by any means, but the LEP’s Public Relations team have the perfect marketing ploy to fix that: a blockbuster movie of his childhood.

    And the trailer just dropped.

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    The year is 2417, and the delicate peace of the galaxy is on the verge of collapse. For months now, mysterious entities have been appearing at random throughout the galaxy. None of these "visitors" seem to know where they are or how they got there, and they all claim to hail from planets and cities that do not exist.

    Ruby Rose finds herself among the ranks of these "visitors." After falling through a wormhole into unfamiliar territory, she joins forces with Artemis Fowl, a fellow visitor. Together, they embark on a quest to find their way back home. With every nation in the galaxy casting blame, time is of the essence.

    Can Ruby and Artemis discover the cause of all this? Or are they both in far over their heads?

    The galaxy is ancient and full of horrors, after all.

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    Sequel to UD. Holly has spent over a month out of school recovering from the same mission that put Artemis on the run. She's barely returned when her involvement somehow leaks to his enemies. He must protect her, fend them off, and somehow pay his father’s ransom at the same time. Can he do it? Or will it just be one big disaster?

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    In which Juliet and Artemis use Butler as a heater.

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    In which the world is in peril, again.

    And the only people who can stop it are Artemis and Holly, again.

    Except now, its got a bit more complicated.

    Only Holly has a husband, and Foaly has children, and Butler is far too old to be running anywhere anymore, Mulch is, well, Mulch, and Artemis has a job, and a really unhelpful infatuation with a particular coworker.

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    5/?
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    When her father disappeared over the Baltic ocean as the result of a misguided weapons deal, Jyn Erso became the head of an empire she wasn’t ready to carry on her thin shoulders. It became immediately apparent that every business associate of the Ersos’ doubted a little girl’s ability to keep the vast chunk of wealth and criminal activity afloat, but she turned to prove them wrong at every turn.

    It wasn’t enough. Her father was alive, and she needed the finances to find him. Her mother was spiralling into madness and Jyn was on a severe time limit.

    So the heir does what she does best. She studies, she manipulates, and she exploits. Except this time, Jyn Erso may be on the path to triggering a cross-species war...

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    Wing Commander Vinyáya takes an interest in Root's efforts to recover Captain Short, Section Eight gets involved, and this whole business could all have been avoided if Root had only addressed the gaping flaws in Recon's operating procedures earlier. (AU of the first book, part of a WIP project, and somewhat meta)

     "Get me an outside line to E1. This Fowl person seems to know all of our rules, so it's time to break a few."

     NEW: Vinyáya and Section Eight are finally on scene, and things start going differently.

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    Minerva Paradizo, 24 year old certified genius, has the fucking worst best friend in the world. Artemis Fowl II, local bitch and philosophy ass hole, ex-child criminal mastermind and 100% filled with daddy issues. Minerva loved the shit out of him.

    These are some of their conversations through the Interwebs.

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    Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for... Obviously A/H. Semi-AU.

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    14
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