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    "If a person wants to murder or otherwise destroy (financially or socially) any member of a family, then it is very important that the entire family be done away with, or the distraught survivors might very well decide to take bloody revenge." - Professor Wulf Bane

    Ahari Beran, the black sheep of the Beran Family, is now the only sheep of the family due to a series of unfortunate events leading back to one Artemis Fowl the Second. She has the limited funds of her inheritance, her intelligence and a gun.

    So she's going to give it a red hot go.

    On the other side of things, Artemis is not going to Mars because I don't like that. Instead he's working on the Orbital Network, designed to bring the world back up to speed after the technological crash and clean the space detritus in the Earth's orbit.

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    There are four Potter sisters. This isn't the story of their Hogwarts years. First comes the story of what happens after them. Fem Harry done in a new way, and a challenge to myself when I realized I didn't like the romances in Harry Potter. I decided to write something better. Crossovers with Artemis Fowl, Lucifer, Umbrella Academy but no one should have to know anything going in.

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    altus, alti. Latin, adj. 1. tall, lofty. 2. deep, low.

    Or

    4 Times Artemis And Minerva Were "Just Friends" And 1 Time They Were Something Else

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    “Oh, Frond,” Root reached an entirely new level of doneness. “Artemis Fowl’s a mutant.”

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    In commemoration of Disney+’s other, much more successful summer 2020 release ....

    How does an Irish, preteen, self-styled criminal
    and genius, a lollipop disliker in a forgotten series
    from twenty years ago, a kidnapper and structural
    antagonist, end up as an incompetent protagonist?

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    Artemis Fowl is in for more than he expected when he breaks into Encom to expose corporate secrets. Sam and Quorra bring him to the Grid - and they might just help clean it up together.
    I should be posting this every Thursday - if I forget comment and remind me, I have the whole thing written out and just might forget to post it.
    Crossposted on my DeviantArt and AO3.

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    A quiet moment set during the year Juliet traveled the North American wrestling circuit — before Opal returned, before Artemis fell apart again.

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    A/H fic set after TLG. Features Artemis suffering from PTSD. Will be eventual fluff, probably smut, and definitely eventual romance. First few chapters will be shorts, but there will be a plot eventually. Pretty much all romance tbh.

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    Holly and Artemis are a new couple coming out of many traumatic experiences together. Just like all couples, they fight. But when their first real fight turns more serious than most, will their relationship survive?

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    Holly Short, facing down the millennium ahead of her and who will be in it.

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    When the Tenth Doctor and Rose Tyler accidentally end up in Fowl Manner, what foul happenings might ensue?

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    Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. They don't have much hope. After all, how much can one simple reply really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)

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    A month after Artemis's resurrection, ghosts start showing up in Haven. The best source of information: Amity Park.

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    "Are you coming or not?"

    "I thought you worked alone."

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    Opal Koboi has been defeated. The Great Techno-Crash has rankled the world, both above and below the surface. And...Artemis Fowl II is dead. Holly works with Foaly on Artemis' final plan, while Artemis himself fights to maintain his identity in his hardest battle to date.

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    The fairies are watching him. They always are. But familiarity breeds contempt, and by now, Artemis is certain that they have built up an entire psychological profile of him, complete with past childhood trauma and attachment issues.

    Honestly. He wrote acclaimed books on psychology, and, yet, they think that he cannot accurately imitate any of the mental health disorders they believe him to have. The very notion of it is ridiculous, but the average fairy has never been the smartest of creatures.

    Rather like humans, in that regard.

     

    At the moment, they think him to be a rather dull boy. In possession, perhaps, of an inimitable and rare intellect, but a child all the same. A normal child, though one with abnormal intelligence, who feels normal emotions, has normal goals, normal dreams, normal relationships…

    Artemis Fowl II has never been normal, not in any sense of the word.

     

    Or: an attempt to reconcile the version of Artemis we see in the movie with the genius of the books, a.k.a. genius!movie!Artemis matching wits with a genius!movie!Opal.

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    Anon on Tumblr: Hello:) I know this may seem weird, but if you're taking requests then would you take an Artemis Fowl x reader one? I was thinking, sleepy morning cuddles with a very tired + cuddly boi. People often paint him as the stronger one in a relationship, but I think he'd just be a big pile of smooshy cuddliness. Thank you so much💙

    A/N: This request makes my heart so happy, I haven’t written an Artemis Fowl x Reader since 2013. He’s totally a softie when no ones around and no one can change my mind about that one! I went to Ireland two years ago so I used my personal experience in Cork to add a little flavor!

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    es·cha·tol·o·gy
    /ˌeskəˈtäləjē/
    noun
    the part of theology concerned with death, judgment, and the final destiny of the soul and of humankind


    In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A magic au.
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    Artemis and Minerva play chess. That's it.

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    The fact that Newt and Hermann's wedding gets crashed is actually on the milder end of issues given who is doing the wedding crashing.

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