8 Works in Artemis Fowl (2020)

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    A large group of teenagers throw a party, getting paired up at random for a day of sex all around a grand mansion. By the pool, in the spa, right there in the living room! Hunks like Jonah Beck and Ricky Bowen, sexy girls like Harley Diaz and Liv Rooney, all together having fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,013
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2061
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    Summary

    Artemis Fowl watches Disney's movie adaptation of his story. Needless to say, he doesn't find it satisfactory.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    505
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    381
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    Summary

    The movie could have been worse.

    Yes, really.

    1. True Love's Kiss (drabble)
    2. Be Our Guest (drabble)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    200
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    270
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    Summary

    In commemoration of Disney+’s other, much more successful summer 2020 release ....

    How does an Irish, preteen, self-styled criminal
    and genius, a lollipop disliker in a forgotten series
    from twenty years ago, a kidnapper and structural
    antagonist, end up as an incompetent protagonist?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    542
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    237
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    The fairies are watching him. They always are. But familiarity breeds contempt, and by now, Artemis is certain that they have built up an entire psychological profile of him, complete with past childhood trauma and attachment issues.

    Honestly. He wrote acclaimed books on psychology, and, yet, they think that he cannot accurately imitate any of the mental health disorders they believe him to have. The very notion of it is ridiculous, but the average fairy has never been the smartest of creatures.

    Rather like humans, in that regard.

     

    At the moment, they think him to be a rather dull boy. In possession, perhaps, of an inimitable and rare intellect, but a child all the same. A normal child, though one with abnormal intelligence, who feels normal emotions, has normal goals, normal dreams, normal relationships…

    Artemis Fowl II has never been normal, not in any sense of the word.

     

    Or: an attempt to reconcile the version of Artemis we see in the movie with the genius of the books, a.k.a. genius!movie!Artemis matching wits with a genius!movie!Opal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    371
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    Artemis Fowl the 2nd and his mini-me before the events of the film by six months

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    250
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    Pulled out of an undercover job because his son has discovered the existence of fairies, Artemis the Second wearily comes to terms with the fact that his kid isn’t exactly a chip off the old block.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    982
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    Artemis promised to himself to be there in his son's life unlike his vanishing father.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    408

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