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    Frank wants to find Mac someone to crush his soul (because that's what love's all abt, obviously), Dennis wants Mac to stop cockblocking him, Dee wants to nose her way into every scheme, and Charlie just wants Mac to fall in love like he deserves.

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    ‘You’re what?’ Dennis asks blankly.

    ‘I’m moving out,’ Mac explains. The same three words he said a second ago, and they don’t make any more sense in that order than they did the first time. ‘I was just – I was thinking about what you said, about wanting – uh. Wanting me to move out. And it kind of made sense, so. I guess I’m doing it.’

    ‘How did it make sense?’ Dennis asks.

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    After the events of Season 13, Mac moves out. Dennis handles it really well, obviously.

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    The gang is dead, but that's somehow not the worst thing about their situation.

    (The Good Place AU)

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    3/?
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    A self indulgent quick lil thing about the waitress and dee being happy together in honor of lesbian day of visibility!!!!!!! Happy LDOV to all my lesbians out there this ones for you!!!!

    (Dee tries to plan out a fancy date night for her and her girlfriends anniversary, things go wrong, she relies on the gang to help and things go even more wrong)

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    One night in North Dakota, Dennis realizes he's made a huge mistake. But fixing mistakes can sometimes lead to accidents, and accidents can sometimes lead to death. Finding out you've been in love with your best friend the whole time can be hard, especially if you die hours later. Also, ghosts are real.

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    Part 2 (previously Get Behind Me Satan)

    Dennis has been turned into a vampire against his will which puts him on a mission to hunt down the bastard who did this to him. He is determined to find out everything there is to know, including how to turn other people so that he can test the limits of his new powers with Mac as his guinea pig. However, there is more going on in the world of vampires than Dennis expects. He discovers that it’s not going to be easy to get what he wants, especially when his twin sister starts getting in his way of his rise to becoming a God among men.

    This fic follows directly on from 'Murmurations: Dennis & Mac Die' (previously Bodies Lie and Tend to Break)
    You do not have to have seen Fargo (TV) to understand this fic because it is an entirely new plot, but it may help you understand the Fargo characters more if you have.

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    Chapters:
    36/36
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
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    Yeah, I’m... I’m gay.

    It’s only now Mac’s said it that he begins to understand the burden he’s carried by not saying it all these years. The thousand ways his life has been more difficult – and that it doesn’t have to be this way.

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    The Hallmark Channel posts an open call for Christmas movie scripts and the gang can’t resist.

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    “The facts,” Artemis announces, pacing in front of the flipchart, “are these. At 11:05am yesterday morning, Mac Mcdonald, co-owner and proprietor of Paddy’s Pub, kissed a man at the Philadelphia Pride Parade. He kissed an attractive man. A shirtless man. A man wearing a ballroom mask, thus obscuring his face. A man who did not, despite the alleged length and quality of the kiss, give him his number. It is my belief - it is my firm and unequivocal belief - that the mystery kisser is in this room with us right now. And I intend to prove this to you, on my client’s behalf.”

    “I never hired you,” Mac says.

    “Irrelevant,” says Artemis.

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    32
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    INDEFINITELY ON HIATUS AS OF 9/9/18

    I thought I was ok with ignoring the Chardee retcon, but can no longer continue doing so in good conscience. As such, I am discontinuing this fic. Thank you for your support.

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    3/?
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    Matthew Mara uses life's glorious loopholes to get into a party. The only non-school party he's ever managed to get into.

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    please don't ask me to defend
    the shameful lowlands of the way i'm drifting
    gloomily through time.

    Dennis is that special kind of drunk you only get when you're upset and know no one else will be around for ages. This is, of course, when Artemis shows up.

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    Charlie goes to prison for stalking a local waitress. Him and his cellmate Mac are, blessedly, given a second chance thanks to Charlie's close personal friend, Frank. The one catch being that their fate is in the hands of one psychologist.

    That psychologist's name is Dennis Reynolds.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    2
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    After knowing her - sort of - for over ten years, Dee begins to see the Waitress in a different sort of light. The trick is getting the Waitress to trust her, after all that's happened between her and the gang. Dee gets the sense it might just be something worth waiting for.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Set right after "Time's up for the gang" ends.

    Dennis is just honest. He tells it like it is, and Mac's always been able to deal with that just fine. Until now. He doesn't understand why that has changed, and why now.

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    The Gang Beats Boggs: Ladies Reboot aftermath. “There’s only one man on this plane,” Dee tells her. “OK, well then I will figure something out,” the Waitress slurs back. The Waitress does figure something out, eventually. So do Mrs. Mac and Bonnie Kelly.

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    They jump apart, about as subtle as a boot in the face. Mac is wrecked, eyes dark, pressing a hand against his lips. “It’s uh,” he starts, voice cracking.

    Dennis nods, staring at his shoes. “Scheme, car dealership scheme.”

    -

    mac and dennis' friendship is solid.

    only problem is, they keep making out sometimes.

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    34
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    I’m putting all of my tumblr prompts on here under a prompt series!
    *Prompt: The Gang goes on various game/reality shows...specifically say yes to the dress or like guys grocery games like the family ones

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    What starts out as a simple out of court settlement against the owners of Paddy's Pub, results in a changing of hands of the bar, and throws the lives of all of its former owners into chaos. After backroom deals are made, and some delusional ideations are factored in, the feud between the Reynolds and McPoyles evolves into an adventure of epic proportions. Who will inherit the property at last? And who shall ultimately sit on the Throne of Philadelphia, if such a throne even exists?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    24
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    27
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    Charlie and Dee take ecstasy and huff glue. Things (d)evolve from there.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3075

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