7 Works in Arsenic and Old Lace - Kesselring

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    "He means the world to me, Mortimer."

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    Custom tags don't work on mobile so I have to put my bullshit here. My apologies to Joseph Kesselrig, who is most likely rolling in his grave thanks to yours truly. Summary: Einstein breaks Johnathan out of jail and they go back to the old Brewster house for a night of peace, quiet, and plastic surgery, but those things aren't what Johnathan has in mind.
    This fandom is small as fuck and someone had to write something horny for these two so I stepped up to the plate. No beta and I spell Hermann with two n's so if you have a problem with either that's between you and god. Title comes from the 1930s song of the same name by the Andrew Sisters

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    Wochenend' und Sonnenschein/
    Und dann mit dir im Wald allein –/
    Weiter brauch' ich nichts zum Glücklichsein!/
    Wochenend' und Sonnenschein!/

    Johnny und Herman genießen die Sonne, hören Vögeln zu, wie sie ihre Lieder singen - völlig allein, zu zweit, im Wald...oder etwa doch nicht?

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    Wochenend' und Sonnenschein/Weekend and Sunshine!
    Und dann mit dir im Wald allein –/And then alone in the forest – just with you-
    Weiter brauch' ich nichts zum Glücklichsein!/What else do I need to be happy!
    Wochenend' und Sonnenschein!/Weekend and Sunshine!

    Johnny and Herman are enjoying the sun, listening to birds sing - all alone in the forest...or are they?

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    Herman Einstein is a young plastic surgeon in London around 1927 when he meets a mysterious young stranger. Shortly afterwards, nothing in his life is the same as before... but it didn't change for the worse, did it?

     

    This is a story of how Jonathan and Herman met all those years ago in London - how they became partners (in crime) and what they did in the years between London and Brooklyn...and some parts after Brooklyn too.

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    Herman Einstein ist ein junger plastischer Chirurg in London um 1927, als er einen mysteriösen jungen Fremden trifft. Kurz darauf ist nichts in seinem Leben mehr so wie zuvor...aber es hat sich nicht zum Schlechten gewendet, oder?

     

    Das hier ist eine Geschichte darüber, wie Jonathan und Herman sich vor all den Jahren in London kennengelernt haben - wie sie Partner (in crime) wurden und was sie in den Jahren zwischen London und Brooklyn getan haben...und auch einige Teile nach Brooklyn.

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    Jonathan Brewster has come home after many years, and he's reminded of his unpleasant past in this house. Now he's got the pretty girl next door to deal with as well, while Elaine is faced with the fact that Mortimer might not be who she thought he was. Everyone is hiding something, and as secrets come to light, alliances shift and people get hurt.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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