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    They're home, but their troubles are just starting. Helga, Rhonda and Phoebe are three tweenage mutants with a lot to deal with.

    Language:
    English
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    97,731
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    435
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    Come join us as we peer through the windows of the boarding house, where Arnold and Helga now reside as man and wife, and get a glimpse of what life is like for them as they await the birth of their first child and then deal with the trials of being new parents. Nothing major, nothing earth shattering. Just a small, feel good, slice of life story. Something to read after a hard day at work or school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    333,798
    Chapters:
    113/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3197
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    After San Lorenzo, Arnold takles the seemingly impossible task of accepting and returning Helga's love.

    Inspired by that moment in 'Helga and the Nanny' when Arnold said that Helga looked kinda nice with flowers in her hair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,979
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    175
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    Directly after the end of TJM, What does life have in store for our new couple and their friends? Read and find out!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    172,446
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    708
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    .....and what......if it all......HAD been a dream?

    TJM DECONSTRUCTION!!!

    Read at your own risk!!!

    MAJOR SPOILERS!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,499
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    251
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    Helga G Pataki wasn't no Wonder Women

     

    She wasn't no goodie two shoe's

     

    But she sure as hell not gonna stand by and watch her best friend get killed.

     

    Not all hero's wear capes, some wear pink bows and scold on there face.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,419
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    530
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    In the early sixteenth century, Helga struggles to keep her family's estate from being repossessed while she waits for her sister to secure a wealthy husband. Arnold is a lovelorn prince trying to convince a pious foreign princess to marry him. When their paths cross, grudging respect turns to friendship turns into something else entirely.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,839
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    338
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    A tale of three female pirates as they adventure on their ship through choppy adolescent waters, emotional storms, and hormonal sea-monsters to find the hidden treasure of acceptance and belonging. Oh yeah, and Arnold's in it too somewhere.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    102,738
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    418
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    Becoming friends again isn't easy. Character development takes ages. Sometimes you meet back up when you're in your adulthood and the timing just becomes right again. This is one of those times.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,083
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    362
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4807
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    Post TJM. After a zombie outbreak destroys most of the world: Arnold; his ex-girlfriend, Helga; and the rest of the Hillwood gang work together to find a cure. But with so many people in one group, personalities have a tendency to crash, and chances of survival become slim to none.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,095
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    37
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    Summary

    Helga G Pataki had a heart of iron. With people around her that were deceiving her at every turn, would you blame her?

    Iron Man 2 AU, with changes. Cause of reasons.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,128
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    197
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    Summary

    After an accident, Helga starts being nicer to her classmates and family - but this may not be for the better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    836
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    165
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    Bridget recruits Helga into her secret spy organization.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    Summary

    Phoebe and Arnold are accepted to be a part of an internship at Oscorp. They take their Soulmates with them. Little do they know their lives will be forever turned upside down.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,700
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    120
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    Sometimes a pig's tail can help unravel the past. When Abner begins to display strange behavior, Arnold makes it his mission to find out what his pig is up to.
    Meanwhile, Helga has her own problems to deal with, and an annoying little porker keeps showing up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,826
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    479
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    Summary

    Poor Arnold gets interrogated by La Sombra in a very, very... dirty way. Something an innocent, young ten year old like him isn’t ready for.

    This takes place in TJM. Just wanted to do something about La Sombra asking Arnold about the Corazon.

    Warning!: Few spoilers for people who didn’t watch TJM!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    226
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    Summary

    Helga has no idea what love is supposed to be like.

    But if she had to guess. It’d definitely be this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    296
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    When Rhonda starts acting nice to people - they assume Rhonda is seeing someone.

    And boy - there in for a shock when they find out who.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    201
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    When Arnold is asked what it's like dating Helga, he only has one word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,316
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    810
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    Five years after Helga G. Pataki vanished, presumably murdered, her ghost pops up in Arnold's house to take care of some unfinished business.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,456
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    295
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3199

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