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    I've always enjoyed comic strips and thought it would be fun to try one set in the world of HP!

    WARNING!
    Not sexy, and probably not that funny :D
    If a joke seems familiar, it is because I stole it from somewhere!

    hope you enjoy,
    xomywitch

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    English
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    Chapters:
    85/100
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    39
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    Pierwszy rok Colina Creeveya w Hogwarcie i przedostatni rok Percy'ego Weasleya. Niewielka zmiana wydarzeń, Percy pojawia się we właściwym miejsu o właściwej porze i mamy małą zmianę w scenariuszu.
    Śledzimy ich perypetie poprzez wszystkie części sagi, poczynając od Komnaty Tajemnic.
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    'Colin, tak?' mruknął Percy protekcjonalnie. 'Colin Creevey?'

    Chłopiec jedynie kiwnął głową.

    'Ładnie się zaczyna, skoro już w pierwszej klasie łamiesz szkolne przepisy'

    Language:
    Polski
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    30,135
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    50
    Hits:
    429
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    Draco Malfoy runs into prejudice early and often teaching him to be more tolerant. He is also asked to befriend Harry Potter, but finds it a nearly impossible task. The reason is that Harry Potter has been told everything bad about the Malfoys, including that they fought against his parents, and he wants nothing to do with them. Can Draco overcome Harry's prejudice?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,885
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    2
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    475
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    The remaining eighth years have come back to Hogwarts after the battle and need to learn to get along. Theseus Malfoy learns how to pretend he is fine.
    WARNING: MENTIONS OF MENTAL ILLNESSES AND SELF-HARM
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    I suck at summaries i'm sorry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
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    Mssers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs,
    Purveyors of Mischief and Founders of Mayhem at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are proud to present...
    The Legendary Boys Behind The Shrieking Shack Myth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,351
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1264
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    Hi, so, i came up with the idea of this after a facebook page i follow put up a Tumblr post pic up with a list of stuff asking J.K. Rowling to answer questions on the Marauders, I'm no J.K. Rowling, but i figured, hey, lets give this a shot and see how it works out, feedback much appreciated.

    It essentially follows the Marauders starting from when they first met, including all their misadventures throughout their schooling years, both inside school and out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,740
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    198
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    Eleven years after the Addams family took in young Harry Potter (now Harry Addams), Harry is discovering who he is at Hogwarts as the first year ends and second begins. With the new year comes new challenges, dangers and even a bit of romance thrown into the mix.

    The second installment of With Tragedy In Their Blood series aka the Harry Potter / Addams Family crossover you never knew you needed to read!

    Series
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    English
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    4,144
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    2278
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    Molly Weasley ragging on Sirius Black about how he wasn’t there for Harry and how he doesn’t act like a ‘real’ adult has always annoyed me. So, let’s get some perspective about this situation. What if Sirius didn’t come out of Azkaban as sane as he was in the books? What would happen to Pettigrew, Harry, Remus, Ron and Hermione?

    Language:
    English
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    1,529
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    487
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    Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,761
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1392
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    Lily does some hard thinking before her upcoming wedding. What she discovers is a bit of a surprise to her.

    Language:
    English
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    19,925
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    140
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    Zonko's Joke Shop might call them dungbombs, but as Sirius Black watches on while a thick, putrid-green gas cloud unfurls like tendrils throughout the Entrance Hall, he can only think to call them surprisingly effective.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    16
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    Die 14-jährige Ginny Weasley ist es schließlich leid sich in unerfüllter Heldenverehrung nach dem ‚Jungen der überlebte’ zu verzehren. Sie beschließt, dass es an der Zeit ist ihrem Leben ein wenig mehr Selbstbestimmung und Spannung hinzuzufügen und wendet ihre Aufmerksamkeit stattdessen Tom Riddle zu. Eine alte Prophezeiung am Kamin der Bibliothek beinhaltet den Schlüssel zu alledem.

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    9,430
    Chapters:
    3/25
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    30
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    Finding the chamber of secret, almost drowning in the icy Hogwarts lake and reading a old antique book of the dark arts. That is just the begining of the adventures of 16 year old Moony and Padfoot...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,095
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1323
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    Trying to escape from an obvious detention has gotten Piper in this situation.

    She may come out of this a little unhinged.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,450
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    19
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    An Anthology of Harry Potter based smut, I take requests, Rated MA, no flames will be tolerated given the manner of the material.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,721
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    314
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    101697
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    Snape locks Harry and Draco in his office for Detention, and things begin to heat up between the two boys

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,102
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    441
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    27559
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    Remus gains custody of a two year old Hermione; after Death Eaters have murdered her parents. Life for Hermione turns out different with her growing up at Hogwarts and in the wizardly world. New friendships are made from past childhood enemies ... stronger bonds are built.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,759
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    The Order of the Phoenix wants allies. The Council wants answers. The Ministry wants them both to stop rocking the boat. So what does Willow want? Mostly to make it through all of this alive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,551
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1262
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    Colin Creevey has a hopeless crush on Harry Potter. When he sneaks into Harry's Hogwarts dormitory late one night to get a peek at the boy's schedule, he decides he wants to look at more than just Harry's classes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,933
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3721
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    Set in the settings of; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. -Waking up in the past in his fourth year, Harry finally gets the chance to start his life over. His friends and everyone he knew betrayed him and he will get his revenge. Even a Dark Lord hanging around him won't dampen his mood. Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry Tom!Harry Slash

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,772
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    1769
    Bookmarks:
    450
    Hits:
    39229

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