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    Yep, I decided to make an Archer OC!

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    Part 3 of the Simple Twist of Fate series. I have decided to complete the story and not have any more chapters added. I will focus on new work, including Karma. I have read all of your comments and I really do appreciate any and all feedback.

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    Lana Kane in the aftermath of her marriage. Archer's just trying not to get burned.

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    All set during "Mission: Difficult", Archer finds Lana crying on his bed and tries to comfort her, and there's a big heart-to-heart between them.

    Believe me, she needs this.

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    Cyril likes Ray but he doesn’t know how to tell him, so with the help of Pam he believes he can do it.

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    Takes place during/after shots (12x05) and is also a sequel to 'best friends.' Cyril has one more place he wants to take Archer. The night ends how they both expected it to.

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    Cyril had expected Archer to leave at least a dozen times, and he wouldn’t have blamed the other man. The life that he’d built himself the past few years wasn’t the life Archer found exciting and he knew that. But just when he thought the night was over, Archer would ask him where they were going next. 

    Archer seemed to be having fun. It was disarming. 

    By the time they were driving to the D&D meetup, Cyril had another place picked out but he kept it to himself. “I know this isn’t as exciting as a--you know, night out at the bar.” 

    “It’s not my usual but that doesn’t make it bad. Where are we going now?” 

    “Somewhere very different from slot cars, but if you hate it we can hit this other spot.”

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    Lana finally gets what’s coming to her.

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    A couple images of Archer with wings
    (Traditional Art)

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    Sterling Archer wakes up after a very naughty dream involving Barry. Realizing the implications of this is the start to a long road of having to learn how to actually deal with his feelings for someone else in a healthy way. Maybe Ray and Pam can help him realize that he doesn't have to go through this alone, though.

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    Lana burst out laughing. "Oh, my God. You'd do it, wouldn't you? You would actually have sex with Cyril to annoy me."

    "Oh my God, Lana, how self-centred can you be? I'm going to have sex with Cyril because you just bet me I wouldn't," Archer's eyes were still alight with amusement. "If I win, I want three weekends consecutively with AJ."

    "I am not going to bet AJ, ever. In any kind of wager, especially not one which involves her father getting rawed in the ass," Lana replied flatly.

    Lana bets Archer would be too chickenshit to sleep with Cyril.

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    Takes place right after 11x05 ("Best Friends.") Cyril helps Archer with his post-coma dry spell. Aleister may have had a point.

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    One of the reasons why Archer moved into this penthouse was because of the massive whirlpool bath in his en suite. He threw in a few hearty handfuls of lavender bath salts as it filled, garnering a look of surprise from Cyril which he ignored. 

    When it was full and hot, they got in together--Cyril stepped in, Archer sat on the ledge and carefully maneuvered inside. Archer looked at Cyril once he was settled, almost feeling like the dim lights and aromatherapy made this too intimate but the other man didn’t seem to mind. 

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    lana teaches archer french (super short but super cute)

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    Archer gets sick. Cyril's the only one in the office with a current flu shot.

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    Cyril may have been drunk, but he wasn’t shitfaced enough to not question it, “Why?”

    “Why what?” Archer was so close, Cyril could smell cough syrup on his breath.

    The vodka kept Cyril from getting flustered, his own hand moving to rub his thumb along the inside of Archer’s wrist, “Why me, why now?”

    What Cyril didn’t expect was the shiver that Archer gave him at the innocuous contact. Archer swallowed hard enough for Cyril to hear it, seeming to remember that he was asked a question that he needed to answer.

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    Have you ever wanted to see horseshit in written form? Well, today's your lucky day!

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    11/?
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    If anyone asks her what’s going on, Pam always says it’s just a sporadic but neverending game of stuff the taco, that’s got nothing to do with work or feelings or any of that other messy interpersonal stuff.

    Art + 5 sentence ficlet

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    Another, rather crudely misspelled contact stayed on his screen, and he’d have missed it if he didn’t give his phone a second glance.

    Barry hadn’t met her yet, and she had been living with him for a solid month now—

    There was no saying it couldn’t work…

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    1/?
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    Six months after their vacation, Lana and Archer adjust to being in a relationship again while tackling parenthood together.

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    Archer's never been particularly good at coping.

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    He doesn’t know how long he’s been falling for, his back has long overstayed its welcome to be straight, but his darting icy blue eyes catch Lana’s familiar, warm gaze, looking at him in pure horror.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    6
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