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    The Tinker Artificer moved to Brockton Bay in 2005, serving as a member of the PRT.
    In 2011, she is requested to investigate the circumstances of one Taylor Hebert's hospitalization. The world is never the same afterward.

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    Language:
    English
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    234,351
    Chapters:
    240/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    47749
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    Cyril helps Ray and the agency out of trouble they gotten into.

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    Language:
    English
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    1,992
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    Lana & Archer have been tasked with assassinating some vaguely significant politician, Bruce & Tony have been appointed the job of protecting him --- it goes about as well as you can imagine.

    Language:
    English
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    2,923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    Ray is assigned to get information from Cyril who’s a lawyer, but feels bad about it when he believes he likes him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,502
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    161
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    A cocktail for Malory Archer

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    253
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    36
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    (Alternate Ending to S12E05: Pam doesn't call)

    Archer would rather get shot (again) than admit it, but....he bonded with Cyril! And he liked it?

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    English
    Words:
    2,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    78
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    It’s all about priorities.

    Language:
    English
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    3,942
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    551
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    Takes place right after 'out of network' (13x05). Cyril has some things to say about Archer's relationship with his therapist. They talk about their feelings later that night.

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    Cyril lived in a small apartment building on the fourth floor. It was about three in the morning when he heard a knocking on his bedroom window. It startled him awake, reaching around for his glasses and looking to the source of the noise. 

    It was Archer on his fire escape, suit disheveled, clearly not doing his best. 

    If he was being honest with himself, Cyril knew there was like a 30% chance of this happening. Archer may have been erratic and he may have even been angrier at Cyril than he’d ever been, but he was still Archer and Cyril knew Archer better than most of his own family. 

    Cyril didn’t bother with a robe, crossing the moonlit room in just his boxers and opening the large window, “Long time no see.” 

    “Ha ha,” Archer said sarcastically. He looked like he’d either been crying a lot or drinking more. Maybe both. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,951
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121
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    What would Total Drama had been like if there had been more campers instead of just 22? Well, not if the new producer has anything to say about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,197
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    660
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    Archer comforts AJ during a fight between Lana and Robert

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119
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    Archer has a visitor in his office

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    107
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    Reader is hired as Archer's assistant ... without him knowing ... because his mother thinks he can't handle post-coma life on his own. What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,438
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    842
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    my journey of lewding this man to the ground, updated by chapters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    430
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    Takes place right after ‘the big con’ (13x01.) Cyril wants to get in Fabian’s good graces. There’s one strategy he hasn’t tried yet.

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    A seed of a plan came into Cyril’s mind and before he knew it, he was pulling out his phone and closing the bathroom door behind him.

    The giant brightly-lit mirror made Cyril feel like he was being mocked as he dialed the number, “I’m very busy, what do you want?”

    “Fabian,” Cyril said easily, sitting on the edge of the bathtub to avoid his reflection, “I just wanted to talk with you about some stuff, I was hoping I could see you?”

    There was a long pause before Fabian hummed, “And what ‘stuff’ could this be, Figgis?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    97
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    She shouldn't've broken into his apartment (however easy it was), she shouldn't be in his bedroom, and she definitely should not be laying in his bed, without him, crying her eyes out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,087
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    Lana's sick and Archer has the kids for the day. Set in Karma universe. - This is the first in a three chapter series.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,759
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    231
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    Cyril finds Pam watering his plants, and when he ask her for drink after, their relationship evolves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,684
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    99
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    The second episode of the Archer x Hannibal series. Alana Bloom appears and more crazy stuff happens.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,510
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    64
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    A welcome back party usually means people noticed you were gone, right? So, why does Archer feel a lot less than missed by all his friends who don't seem to understand that booze and blessings can't replace everything he's needed since he woke from his coma?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    192
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    Saving AJ means Archer gets him the thing he’s wanted the most.

    Small spoiler for Saturday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    273
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    190

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